XMAS

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A Secular XMAS™ Gift For You!

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ December 16, 2012 ⋅ 69 Comments

Le Clown is a fucking miracle™. White Baby Jesus™ , in collaboration with Le Clown, offer you an exclusive Holiday e-card! Damn right: Jesus™ and Le Clown are tight like a kitten’s anus1. Le Clown terrorized Santa™’s elves with interpretive dance until they manufactured the most magnificent™ XMAS™ e-card ever [note from author: no child labour was … Continue reading »

A Hymn of Praise for my Family – Addendum

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ March 20, 2012 ⋅ 37 Comments

Free Penny Press and Not Quite Quintessential thought our XMAS family pictures from my previous post were funny – I’m happy that our quiet routine is a source of humour to you both. They’ve also asked to see Easter pictures – only to make fun of us, surely. Unfortunately, we don’t do Easter. Jesus and … Continue reading »