A Clown On Fire
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The Imaginarium of Le Clown Munchausen and the Flying Circus
…or The Man Who Killed Terry Gilliam. End of segue. Gather around. Come closer. You there, take a seat. Don’t be afraid. Hi Adam. Good to see you, Jay. Adair, pull up a chair. How are your horses, Tara? Let me tell you about… It’s official (so says the title): Le Clown can’t write worth for shit, … Continue reading
A Metamucil Masterpiece
Duel #3: Jen and Tonic VS Edward Dachshund. Edward Dachshund’s post: Grandma, What Big Teets You Have! UPDATE: Winner of round three: Jen Tonic ****************** In a turn of events nobody saw coming, Le Clown asked me to be the final contender in Le dü-əl between him and Edward Hotspur. I was surprised at the invitation … Continue reading
Escape from/to New York
Duel #2: Madame Weebles VS El Guapo. El Guapo’s post: Le Identity Faux Paw UPDATE: Winner of round two: Madame Weebles ****************** Day 187 in Anytown, USA. I wake up each morning hoping it was all just a terrible dream. But it isn’t. It’s all too disturbingly real. I live in an antiseptic ranch house. My … Continue reading
A Fur-nundrum
Duel #1: Speaker7 VS Ginger Snaap. Ginger Snaap’s post: Tears of a Clown, Part One: Duel of Furry Fetishes UPDATE: Winner of round one: Speaker7. ****************** Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was trying to get away from a furry. I come to this blog duel with a bit of a disadvantage. … Continue reading
Because Every Day Is Fucking Magical
The First Annual Blogroll Contest promised fame and fortune – fame for you, fortune for Le Clown. Before Le Clown went ahead and created new avatars for the glorious winners [slaving over a hot keyboard], he refreshed the look-and-feel of his already magnificent blog with a new wallpaper, and new avatars for all of his … Continue reading
Blogroll Contest – The Big Reveal
It was a gruelling 6 days: the Blogroll Contest is over and done with! Congratulations for making it ’till the last call… Good night, I’ll see you in a few weeks. Don’t wake me up. Rachelle asked me: Did you do this contest on a whim, or have you been planning it for awhile? It’s a great question, and … Continue reading
Dick in a Box
It just keeps on getting better. Le Clown can’t stop giving. It’s XMAS – or whatever religious holiday you celebrate – ALL YEAR LONG with Le Clown. I’ve decided to award one lucky reader per week with the soon-to-be hottest commodity on the blogosphere, Le HonoUrary Clown Badge! [Don’t wet your pants on my blog, … Continue reading
Le Clown on Fire Blog Contest Winner Winning Prize
Caitlin, once again, congratulations on winning the first ever A Clown on Fire blog contest! Your pop culture knowledge impresses me… and scares me a little. I’ll spare you my usual endless ramblings and let Le French Blogging mime take it from here… Get ready to frame your very own Clown on Fire personal handwritten … Continue reading
And the Winner is…
The Clown on Fire Blog Contest is done and over with. We’ll never speak about again, except: Congratulations to the winner… Although all of you failed monumentally to get all the answers right, I have chosen one, based on how close she was – I can be fair; The winner will receive an email notification on March 16, 2012, … Continue reading
A Clown on Fire Blog Contest
A turd’s pen writing is more legible than mine. How’s that for an intro? I’m not looking for sympathy. You might be sitting in your living room, with your laptop and a warm coffee, reading my intro, eager to scroll down to the Comments section, and in a fervor of magnanimity, type: “COF, you have … Continue reading
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