tom cruise

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No Solicitors, Beggars, Peddlers, Trolls, Hippies, Pets or Unattended Children Allowed

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ January 7, 2013 ⋅ 180 Comments

WHY A PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR LE CLOWN? Le Clown is three degrees of separation from Tom Cruise, three times over. Le Clown thinks its prudent to augment his security details. Introducing Subcomandante. SUBCOMANDANTE’S BIO Subcomandante was born and raised in a chicken coop. Free range, though, so social services were never called. After watching her … Continue reading »

Le Cult of Le Clown

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ November 11, 2012 ⋅ 3 Comments

Reblogged from Speaker7: I am a full-fledged carnie, I’ll admit it. I pretty much do the bidding of a French-Canadian clown who can flex a singular ab muscle like nobody’s business. Why do I do this? I think it’s safe to say that I’m in a cult…or rather le cult. Le cult of le clown. … Continue reading »