One day, Le Clown will write such a long post title that Fiona Apple is going to call and give me shit for stealing her shtick. Fiona, you don’t have to wait until then to call me… If you have received a gold star for suggesting a moniker for our daughter, congratulations, you did not … Continue reading
“No Babies/Toddlers Were Harmed in the Making of This Craigslist Ad.” Disclaimer: This is an old Facebook post revisited.