subcomandante

No Solicitors, Beggars, Peddlers, Trolls, Hippies, Pets or Unattended Children Allowed

WHY A PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR LE CLOWN? Le Clown is three degrees of separation from Tom Cruise, three times over. Le Clown thinks its prudent to augment his security details. Introducing Subcomandante. SUBCOMANDANTE’S BIO Subcomandante was born and raised in a chicken coop. Free range, though, so social services were never called. After watching her … Continue reading »