Welcome to Sit Down & Shut Up, a weekly advice column hosted by Madame Weebles and Le Clown. Weebles and Le Clown are too wise for their own good; wisdom oozes out of their buttholes. This much concentrated wisdom cannot be contained between two blogs, it must be shared. This is their gift to you, … Continue reading
WHY A PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR LE CLOWN? Le Clown is three degrees of separation from Tom Cruise, three times over. Le Clown thinks its prudent to augment his security details. Introducing Subcomandante. SUBCOMANDANTE’S BIO Subcomandante was born and raised in a chicken coop. Free range, though, so social services were never called. After watching her … Continue reading