A Clown On Fire
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I Sing the Ego Electric
All bloggers are equal, but some bloggers are more equal than others. The Gospel of Le Clown Praise White Baby Jesus! Hallelujah! Le Clown has a Press Releases section! Blogger Adam Something Something from My Right to Bitch recently published an enthusiastic article on the blog that we have come to known, and love, as A Clown on … Continue reading
Throwing Down the Gauntlet
We are only one day away from what we once thought to be the Duel of the Century. It is now obvious that Team Iron Gonads of Thunder Fire will be competing (we’re using this term loosely) against a somewhat cute little pooch, with no hindlimbs. Edward Dachshund did surround himself with formidable teammates, we have to … Continue reading
Le dü-əl – The Original Post
**************Polls Are Closed************** Blogger and copycat Edward Hotspur (hotspur: a Dachshund born with no hindlimbs), averages 6 likes per posts, and a handful of comments. We, at A Clown of Fire, thought it would still be fun to take our poopsie whoopsie poochie goo goo Dachshund seriously, and challenge him – and his 2 followers – to a blogging duel … Continue reading
Thank You Bloggers (But Not You)
Le Clown had a great day today, reading your posts, liking some, and commenting on others. I might even have passed by your blog without you knowing – sneaky Le Clown… I had nothing to say today about my magnificence, no inspiration… Hell, I told Le Clown to take the back seat and enjoy the … Continue reading
Release The Kraken!
Below the thunders of the upper deep; Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea, Her ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep The Kraken sleepeth. -Tennyson, Poems Le Clown’s Exclusive 3-Hour WordPress Contest was a smashing success. Not that I would ever gloat in Dotty’s face, but I had neighbours knocking at my door politely asking me to name their kids… … Continue reading
Le Clown Loves Dotty the Thief
Dear Readers, Le Clown would like to thank his 202 followers, including White Baby Jesus, the Ghost and their Ethereal Sperm Donor. Something funny happened on my way here. Dotty Headbanger hijacked my dream last night – evil insomniac and ungrateful bitter Cumberland sausage eating blogger – and walked off with my “thank you 200 … Continue reading
The Black Death and Le Zombie Clown
It finally came to me last night… the blog post that would get me Freshly Pressed. My mind was flooded with epic Frenglish words and somewhat well constructed sentences. Not only was I going to be Freshly Pressed, my post was going to be the first of many short stories that would be published and … Continue reading
The Lorem Ipsum Blog Post
Last Saturday, I photoshopped a poster [occasionally, words don't come easy to me you're such a liar, 87-posts blogger-clown, or they come in French, which once qwertied, would be pretty useless to most of my readers]. On le magnifique poster, one can read: The Lorem Ipsum Blog Post – Thursday March 29. Today, Thursday March 29, … Continue reading
A Blog Post for my Friend Dave
My friend Dave is a great guy. He’s smart, he’s a drummer in a band that does not suck (I’m always uncomfortable when friends tell me they are artists until I actually see the “art”, and that the “art” in question does not suck balls), he’s really cute, and he’s an SEO expert, which makes … Continue reading
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