A Clown On Fire
poetry
Fuck You, Haiku!
What’s a Haiku anyways? Bunch of words thrown together in Yoda-speak that make you think about trees, and cranes, and pixie dusted wood nymph nipples. And it’s Sunday, I don’t want to think, I want to go to Walmart in my sweatpants, eat McDonald’s until I puke and watch ‘Merican football. And besides, due to (mental) … Continue reading
Haikute and Fluffy?
I have the dubious great honour to be hosting the haiku madness today on Le Blog de Le Clown (most MagnificentTM be his name), so I stumbled on over from my blog to give you some important information… Monsieur Le Clown helpfully provides a warning that he and his fluffy animal friends should not be … Continue reading
Le Haute Haiku! From Le Cheeky Diva!
Happy Sunday to you all! I want to thank our esteemed host, Mr. Le Clowny Pants for inviting me to guest host his very esteemed Le Clowny Pants blog. Some of you may know that I have totally bastardized the Haiku over at The Cheeky Diva. Every Thursday, I host Thursday Haiku Madness. A wacky, … Continue reading
Haiku come Fourth and be Counted!
Wait a minute how did I end up here? One minute I am happily Haiku weaving over at merlinspielen.com and suddenly a small car pulls up and 20 clowns jump out. More red-noses than a junior kindergarten in January. It was scary I tell you. Well not as scary as squirrels. Then BAM! I am … Continue reading
Haikus Are the Lowest Form of Puns… and I was a french minor in college (which means I really don’t speak any french at all any more… just so we are clear, because I feel you all need to know this)
Greetings on this fine Sunday to you all. I am Soul Walker… luckily this isn’t nearly as terrible (usually) as Paul Walker… whom I am trying (and failing) to not hate. Sometimes people (on the internet) just call me Soul (which oddly enough doesn’t bother me). I actually write a poetry blog (which is here, because … Continue reading
Haikus are the Lowest Form of Puns
I get around a lot; especially on WordPress but nothing like this. I have never been a guest blogger, and comment moderator on a clown’s blog, so when Le Clown asked me ever so kindly to be a guest on his blog…well I said YES. I had no choice really, Le Clown put me on blog … Continue reading
Hey Clown, Limerick Me One More Time aka The Clip Show
Reblogged from The Mercenary Researcher: This past week has been especially amazing. I’ve found myself in the midst of a group of really talented writers that have invited me into their world – it’s such an honor for me. I’ve gotten to be a guest blogger and participate in a fun writing duel – the … Continue reading
Haikus are the Lowest Form of [Pun] ishment
I’m happy as Larry or maybe happier Larry is in the corner weeping. Anyway, Le Clown invited me to be a guest blogger – it’s my first time, so please be gentle and no delinquent haddocks please. So it is poetic work out time, please make all comments in the form of a Haiku or … Continue reading
Le Clown
Reblogged from A Soul's Walk: Face paint and noses do not describe The grandeur and pomp in each sweet cheek Oh how you’ll love him when he walks Oh how he’ll be that thing you’ll seek. He may have an ego the size of the sun But his love for you children is desperate large … Continue reading
Did My Post Suck Today?
Reblogged from Sweet Mother: The below is a list of what happens in my brain for the next 31 minutes after I hit “publish” each and everyday. Note: I only have about 1 original thought per minute, the other thoughts within that minute are variations of the original-thesis thought for that correpsonding minute. Min 1: … Continue reading
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