A Clown On Fire
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No Solicitors, Beggars, Peddlers, Trolls, Hippies, Pets or Unattended Children Allowed
WHY A PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR LE CLOWN? Le Clown is three degrees of separation from Tom Cruise, three times over. Le Clown thinks its prudent to augment his security details. Introducing Subcomandante. SUBCOMANDANTE’S BIO Subcomandante was born and raised in a chicken coop. Free range, though, so social services were never called. After watching her … Continue reading
Behind the Green Door…
…is a pornographic film which has nothing to do with this post. While on his WordPress hiatus, Le Clown updated his passport and revisited some of his favourite places: NeurosisVille, Melancholiaburg and Turmoil City. Being the type of explorer who fully invests himself in his treks, Le Voyager Clown omitted to drop by and say hello … Continue reading
President Obama VS President of the World Le Clown
Now that I have your attention, it’s time to vote. Gemini Girl went above and beyond to keep Le Clownsourcing‘s post fresh with ideas. Readers, you’ve responded as I knew you would. And without any further delay, here are the top three choices, randomly selected by Le Clown from your suggestions. The poll will be … Continue reading
Gemini Girl in a Clown’s World
Day 1. Gemini Girl, aka Stacie Chadwick [I know... so lame compared to her moniker... Change your name, GG, really... I'm doing you a favour here... I'm calling it as it is...] kicked some serious Le Clown’s ass as his own personal assistant. She has Le Clown’s act to a tee. I’m tempted to take … Continue reading
A Fashionably Late Le Clown
Le Clown has been driving between Montreal and Ottawa all week: work, family, meetings with lawyers, clown college – you name it, it’s on Le Clown’s schedule. It was another very early trip to Montreal this morning; the sun was just getting up, and no coffee in Le Clown’s belly. As magnificently handsome Le Clown … Continue reading
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