penis

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Don’t Get Teste With Me

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ February 25, 2013 ⋅ 320 Comments

[This post was inspired by The Bumble Files' Guys, It's Your Turn to Talk.] I wish I could start this post by offering you a great story pertaining to the reasons why I wanted to write about very large peens: I was walking with my daughter when we bumped into a monstrous penis wearing a fedora … Continue reading »

FTW LOL [Insert Emoticon]

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ July 28, 2012 ⋅ 88 Comments

A Saturday afternoon musing, brought to you by Le Clown. Hey you, bloggers, facebookers, tweeters, poets and loudmouths… When you voice out your opinion, and you make a valid point [scratch that... even if you sound like an idiot], no matter how unpopular it might be, own it; don’t LOL it. I was drunk driving … Continue reading »

My Limp Dick in a Box Has Facebook-Blue Balls

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ July 19, 2012 ⋅ 81 Comments

It is time to remove the cock ring from the Dick in a Box concept, and allow the flow of blood to nurture other ideas… It was good while it lasted, wasn’t it, Jen, Gemini Girl and Meizac? But Le Clown gets bored easily… Just ask Sock Monkey… On with new toys. Now that I got your attention … Continue reading »