literature

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A Christmas Story

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ October 3, 2012 ⋅ 129 Comments

In Canadaland, with the end of summer comes the winter of our discontent: heating bills triple, maple leafs turn dead, and American tourists migrate South. Let truth be told: even Canadians get the winter blues. And what is more depressing than cold, hungry polar bears and two hours of daylight? Christmas in October. We haven’t … Continue reading »

Being Gay is A-OK

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ August 3, 2012 ⋅ 134 Comments

Part II. Fabulous soundtrack for this magnificent post: Cake – I Will Survive. There used to be a name for being gay when you were straight: le metrosexual: David Beckham was a metrosexual, Tinky Winky was a metrosexual, although debatable - he’s purple and carries a handbag – and Le Clown was a metrosexual, or … Continue reading »

That’s So Gay

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ August 1, 2012 ⋅ 139 Comments

Part I. Fabulous soundtrack for this magnificent post: Pet Shop Boys – Go West. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of McJobs. Le Clown worked as a customer service representative. He was 27 and handsome like a young Hugh Grant. Just… more… manly. Or so … Continue reading »