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Let’s Get Physical

Although I feel that I am playing blog roulette with the subject of this post, it is something that I was invited to get off of my chest, and I can’t turn that down. I will just preface this by saying that this post is not aiming to stereotype, over generalize or alienate any group or individual, but to … Continue reading »

Bloggers for Movember – A Final Recap

Here in good ‘ole ‘Merica we celebrate Thanksgiving this Thursday. Wait a minute, America? This isn’t Le Clown! No, you’re right, it’s not. It’s his long john wearing sidekick, Becca. Now that we have that cleared up, let’s get back to Thanksgiving. The holidays mean I get to binge on stuffing, sleep in, and run … Continue reading »

World Suicide Prevention Day

I’m a day late with my Suicide Prevention Day post. Yesterday was my one year wedding anniversary, and as much as I believe in destigmatizing suicide, I focussed yesterday on my wife, and our union. I’ve written this next post hoping it may help someone in need, or families who’ve lived through a similar tragedy. On … Continue reading »

My Intellectual Property

It was this Do Make Say Think song that played when I began writing this post. Listen to it while you read – it might [somewhat] convey the peaceful mood I was in at the time. They’re also Canadian. Everything I own and know, I brought along to Nova Scotia – overpacked suitcases of underwear to … Continue reading »

My Love Affair With Cigarettes, And Women

Reblogged from Psycho Girl Self Help: A funny thing happened on the way to becoming an adult. First: I didn’t become an adult. Yes, I can vote, and drink, and even drive cars (though, not rented ones– YET!). I can also live on my own and be trusted– by the government? My mother? Whom actually … Continue reading »

My Real Soulmate

Reblogged from Miss Four Eyes: I have an enormous crush on this one guy. I was sure he had no idea. But he does, and it feels good :D The other day, I logged onto WordPress and found this: How did he know? I thought I was being so clever trying to make him jealous … Continue reading »

Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive

Reblogged from You Monsters Are People.: I have been to the most hoity of toity fancy-pants black tie affairs, the sketchiest dive bars with people just mainlining drugs in the bathroom like crazy, rap battles, a cello concert, Old Country Buffet, and almost everywhere in between.  As I see it, the only real differences seem … Continue reading »

Did My Post Suck Today?

Reblogged from Sweet Mother: The below is a list of what happens in my brain for the next 31 minutes after I hit “publish” each and everyday.  Note:  I only have about 1 original thought per minute, the other thoughts within that minute are variations of the original-thesis thought for that correpsonding minute. Min 1:  … Continue reading »

Dotty Is Friends With The Police Again (But They're Coming For You, Clown)

Reblogged from Notes From A She-Hermit ©™®: The police called round to my house again last night. It’s been a few weeks since I saw them last, on THAT night – see Dotty In The Darkness (with lots and lots of swearing) - and I must say I’ve missed their sweet little 12 year old bum-fluffed faces … Continue reading »

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