“The Answer to the Great Question… Of Life, the Universe and Everything… Is… Forty-two,’ said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.” — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Like the great explorers before him, Le Clown was probing the vast depths of his nostrils, in search of brave new worlds, when White … Continue reading
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” —Scott Adams How far can you push your boundaries, and how far is too far? I’m usually unapologetic when it comes to my craft. I’ll stretch a joke until it’s close to its breaking point, then I’ll release it. And if … Continue reading
A Special Message from Le Clown White Baby Jesus™ and Le Clown have worked together to create a very special secular XMAS™ e-card. Being engulfed by the holiday spirit, Le Clown would like to send an e-card, with a very special message, to the Westboro Baptists Church folks. However, Pastor Fred Phelps is ignoring my tweets, … Continue reading
Le Clown is a fucking miracle™. White Baby Jesus™ , in collaboration with Le Clown, offer you an exclusive Holiday e-card! Damn right: Jesus™ and Le Clown are tight like a kitten’s anus1. Le Clown terrorized Santa™’s elves with interpretive dance until they manufactured the most magnificent™ XMAS™ e-card ever [note from author: no child labour was … Continue reading
All bloggers are equal, but some bloggers are more equal than others. The Gospel of Le Clown Praise White Baby Jesus! Hallelujah! Le Clown has a Press Releases section! Blogger Adam Something Something from My Right to Bitch recently published an enthusiastic article on the blog that we have come to known, and love, as A Clown on … Continue reading
I lied. Speaker 7 is blogging royalty. But I will put the spotlight on whomever I want. Period. I chose to spotlight Speaker 7 on a Sunday just for you, White Baby Jesus. Church attendancy being on the decline, I thought you might be lonely… Don’t you go ruining these big beautiful blue eyes of … Continue reading
A Saturday afternoon musing, brought to you by Le Clown. Hey you, bloggers, facebookers, tweeters, poets and loudmouths… When you voice out your opinion, and you make a valid point [scratch that... even if you sound like an idiot], no matter how unpopular it might be, own it; don’t LOL it. I was drunk driving … Continue reading
Reblogged from Bring Me the Head of David Dixon: David Dixon makes Sundays better. Hear that, White Baby Jesus?
Le Clown told his Carnies, “I am the resurrection and the life. Anyone who believes in me will live, even after dying, and will get a clown nose.” – John 11:25 – Le Bible of Le Clown.
Le Clown is a sensible man, albeit being an emotional maelstrom. Arguably our world’s greatest life strategist, Le Clown dazzles his surrounding with his commonsensical everyday choices, and magnanimity: Le Clown allows panhandlers to bother him for money ; Lord Evil Poppy may call Le Clown “Dad” ; Le Clown welcomes new readers to his … Continue reading