Let truth be told: Le Clown is on bed rest. That’s right, he’s been prescribed some time off by his doctor. Why, Le Clown? Because of an old back injury. But you have a magnificent™ body, Le Clown… I know, my Carnies, but this old lumbar sprain is starting to feel like a herniated disk. … Continue reading
In high school I thought I was in love with a new girl who moved into my neighborhood. I’d watch through the kitchen window, waiting for her to turn the corner at the end of my street as she headed for school. I’d rush to the front door, wait about 30 seconds, and then casually … Continue reading
It is time to remove the cock ring from the Dick in a Box concept, and allow the flow of blood to nurture other ideas… It was good while it lasted, wasn’t it, Jen, Gemini Girl and Meizac? But Le Clown gets bored easily… Just ask Sock Monkey… On with new toys. Now that I got your attention … Continue reading
Meizac and her daughter made an impromptu visit to Montreal last weekend [I've been waiting for her blog post pertaining to the time she spent with Le Clown and The Ringmistress... to no avail. Wanker]. We had to prepare a special meal for Meizac, as she is a vegan [Merriam-Wesbter’s definitions: 1- A mythical tastebud-less beast from … Continue reading
Other great titles would have been: Daddy Ranman – Daddy Almost as Extraordinaire as Le Clown; DaddyRanman is Dotty Headbanger‘s Neighbour; DaddyRanman is Not Canadian, Neither Are You; DaddyRanman Was Not In Pulp Fiction. Le Clown discovered DaddyRanman when he first started blogging, back in 1907. It was a cold winter here in Canadaland. We didn’t … Continue reading