A Clown On Fire
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Everything in Its Right Place
A Clown on Fire celebrated its one year anniversary last month. For the event, I did zilch. I did ask bloggers to create fan art, and bloggers did create fan art. And one vlog. I plan to use them soon. Promise. But for now… I have recently introduced the idea of writing the internet. I’m … Continue reading
I Can’t Write Worth Shit – The Year of the Snake Edition
*There’s a special announcement at the end of this post. I like games. I like to play all sorts of games: Hide and seek with my 3-year old daughter, in which I hide, and come out again a week later, with a tan and an all-inclusive resort wristband; Tax evasion, a role-playing game in which … Continue reading
Sit Down & Shut Up
Welcome to Sit Down & Shut Up, a weekly advice column hosted by Madame Weebles and Le Clown. Weebles and Le Clown are too wise for their own good; wisdom oozes out of their buttholes. This much concentrated wisdom cannot be contained between two blogs, it must be shared. This is their gift to you, … Continue reading
The Imaginarium of Le Clown Munchausen and the Flying Circus
…or The Man Who Killed Terry Gilliam. End of segue. Gather around. Come closer. You there, take a seat. Don’t be afraid. Hi Adam. Good to see you, Jay. Adair, pull up a chair. How are your horses, Tara? Let me tell you about… It’s official (so says the title): Le Clown can’t write worth for shit, … Continue reading
Fuck You, Haiku!
What’s a Haiku anyways? Bunch of words thrown together in Yoda-speak that make you think about trees, and cranes, and pixie dusted wood nymph nipples. And it’s Sunday, I don’t want to think, I want to go to Walmart in my sweatpants, eat McDonald’s until I puke and watch ‘Merican football. And besides, due to (mental) … Continue reading
Framed: Michelle Weber
I got an idea! I gotta tell you… I gotta! I gotta! I gotta! Here’s the story. THE STORY It was a late October Thursday. I was sitting in our family room, indolently kicking away my toddler, who was demanding attention. She wanted candy, it was 8 a.m., and I wasn’t about to share my Tootsie Roll. … Continue reading
A Metamucil Masterpiece
Duel #3: Jen and Tonic VS Edward Dachshund. Edward Dachshund’s post: Grandma, What Big Teets You Have! UPDATE: Winner of round three: Jen Tonic ****************** In a turn of events nobody saw coming, Le Clown asked me to be the final contender in Le dü-əl between him and Edward Hotspur. I was surprised at the invitation … Continue reading
Escape from/to New York
Duel #2: Madame Weebles VS El Guapo. El Guapo’s post: Le Identity Faux Paw UPDATE: Winner of round two: Madame Weebles ****************** Day 187 in Anytown, USA. I wake up each morning hoping it was all just a terrible dream. But it isn’t. It’s all too disturbingly real. I live in an antiseptic ranch house. My … Continue reading
A Fur-nundrum
Duel #1: Speaker7 VS Ginger Snaap. Ginger Snaap’s post: Tears of a Clown, Part One: Duel of Furry Fetishes UPDATE: Winner of round one: Speaker7. ****************** Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was trying to get away from a furry. I come to this blog duel with a bit of a disadvantage. … Continue reading
Haikus are the Lowest Form of Puns
I’m completely titillated! Or maybe I’m titillating… I’m so thrilled I’m not quite sure. Anyway, Le Clown invited me to be a guest blogger – it’s my first time. I’m beside myself with joy…and abject terror as he’s a clown – I fear them much and a lot. But I’m willing to put aside my phobias … Continue reading
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