A Clown On Fire
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Five Dirty Words
This post was inspired by Ross Murray. This post should have its mouth washed with soap. Fuck. The universal swear. Used in over 6800 languages, you’ll hear it in movies, songs, and out of the mouths of children. You can even read it in the Bible: Fuck is more popular than herpes at a frat … Continue reading
Mr Clown Goes to Orlando
I wake up, blood-eyed with a pounding head from a happy hour, that got a little out of control the night before, to a message from The Clown. “Take me on a tour of wherever it is you live in Florida. Say yes.” So, I say, “Yes.” I have one week to prepare. I begin, scratch … Continue reading
Foolishness, Tardiness, Stubbornness, Oldness
TODAY’S MUSIC: SUKIYAKI BY KYU SAKAMOTO THE BIRTHDAY WISHES It was El Guapo‘s birthday yesterday, happy birthday! There was a massive, hippyish fuck fest for his birthday on this blogosphere. Did Le Clown conform? Fuck no! I thought I’d make my own special fuck party for his birthday… One fuck per year… But Guapo’s so fucking old… Le Clown, … Continue reading
Fuck in Absentia
You may have noticed the recent absence of the term fuck on this circus. Fuck has left the building. I started this blog using f*ck, then fu*k. I geeked out, and switched to frak. Fuck made its official entrance in March… it was exhilarating. I celebrated by using it everywhere I could: tags, titles, content, captions… … Continue reading
Trust Le Clown – Speaker 7
I lied. Speaker 7 is blogging royalty. But I will put the spotlight on whomever I want. Period. I chose to spotlight Speaker 7 on a Sunday just for you, White Baby Jesus. Church attendancy being on the decline, I thought you might be lonely… Don’t you go ruining these big beautiful blue eyes of … Continue reading
Trust Le Clown – The Roller Giraffe
Holy shit!! A whole week without Le Clown? What the fuck will my Carnies read while I’m away? The blogosphere is an ocean of strange and malevolent monsters. I wouldn’t want you to stumble upon a 2700-word blog post from a I must be a good writer as I use adverbs and words that end with -th author … Continue reading
Poster?! I Hardly Know ‘Er
I had a few random thoughts about the week to come, but that’s all I had today. I didn’t have it in me to write a whole post about them. So instead, I wasted three hours on Photoshop to come up with a circus poster. ADDENDUM: Clown on Fire lives, but CoF is pushing up … Continue reading
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