david schwimmer

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Jesus Christ, You’re Such a Fuckin’ Jew Boy

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ December 25, 2012 ⋅ 111 Comments

MY TSURIS A few years back, during a short gig as a web strategist for a non-profit organization, a colleague had something to tell me: “Dude, do you ever look like a Jew“. She emptied her heart, it came out as is. If I recall correctly, it was on a Wednesday morning; it was random. … Continue reading »

Spock, Meet Kirk

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ September 13, 2012 ⋅ 183 Comments

“Love is too weak a word for what I feel – I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F’s, yes I have to invent, of course I – I do, don’t you think I do? “ Woody Allen, Annie Hall I was born a baby. I grew up as a … Continue reading »

My Doppelgänger Wouldn’t Talk to Your Doppelgänger

Posted by Le Clown ⋅ March 31, 2012 ⋅ 64 Comments

When my 9 to 5 job is done and with, I remove my make-up, and take off my red plastic nose (made from 100% recycled material). Le Clown goes behind the curtain and l’Eric emerges [coincidentally, this is also when my kids lose interest in me. I don’t hold it against them, as I hold their … Continue reading »