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I Can’t Write Worth Shit – The Year of the Snake Edition
*There’s a special announcement at the end of this post. I like games. I like to play all sorts of games: Hide and seek with my 3-year old daughter, in which I hide, and come out again a week later, with a tan and an all-inclusive resort wristband; Tax evasion, a role-playing game in which … Continue reading
The Imaginarium of Le Clown Munchausen and the Flying Circus
…or The Man Who Killed Terry Gilliam. End of segue. Gather around. Come closer. You there, take a seat. Don’t be afraid. Hi Adam. Good to see you, Jay. Adair, pull up a chair. How are your horses, Tara? Let me tell you about… It’s official (so says the title): Le Clown can’t write worth for shit, … Continue reading
Movember Wrap Up
Movember is over. Long live Movember. It’s hard to believe that it was only a month ago that I was shaving the mustache I never had just to grow it out at the behest of Le Hardest Working Man in Blogging. The month flew by in a flurry of Movember posts – over 120 of … Continue reading
Happy New Year!
New Year’s resolutions? Not for Le Clown—you’ve been warned, preemptively. You will not read a holiday Le Clown post prompted by my friends at The Daily Post. What should you expect from Le Clown when he is thinking about 2013? This post. Happy New Year! 2012 A stellar blogging year, said Le Clown. Since February, … Continue reading
The Great Evadia Halloween Contest
Reblogged from The Year of Halloween: Darlings, today is the first of October and it’s time to announce the big Halloween contest! This year’s contest is a combined Photo Scavenger Hunt and Costume Contest. You can choose to enter either contest or do them both and double your chance of winning something fabulous! We are … Continue reading
A Metamucil Masterpiece
Duel #3: Jen and Tonic VS Edward Dachshund. Edward Dachshund’s post: Grandma, What Big Teets You Have! UPDATE: Winner of round three: Jen Tonic ****************** In a turn of events nobody saw coming, Le Clown asked me to be the final contender in Le dü-əl between him and Edward Hotspur. I was surprised at the invitation … Continue reading
Escape from/to New York
Duel #2: Madame Weebles VS El Guapo. El Guapo’s post: Le Identity Faux Paw UPDATE: Winner of round two: Madame Weebles ****************** Day 187 in Anytown, USA. I wake up each morning hoping it was all just a terrible dream. But it isn’t. It’s all too disturbingly real. I live in an antiseptic ranch house. My … Continue reading
A Fur-nundrum
Duel #1: Speaker7 VS Ginger Snaap. Ginger Snaap’s post: Tears of a Clown, Part One: Duel of Furry Fetishes UPDATE: Winner of round one: Speaker7. ****************** Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was trying to get away from a furry. I come to this blog duel with a bit of a disadvantage. … Continue reading
Throwing Down the Gauntlet
We are only one day away from what we once thought to be the Duel of the Century. It is now obvious that Team Iron Gonads of Thunder Fire will be competing (we’re using this term loosely) against a somewhat cute little pooch, with no hindlimbs. Edward Dachshund did surround himself with formidable teammates, we have to … Continue reading
Le dü-əl – The Original Post
**************Polls Are Closed************** Blogger and copycat Edward Hotspur (hotspur: a Dachshund born with no hindlimbs), averages 6 likes per posts, and a handful of comments. We, at A Clown of Fire, thought it would still be fun to take our poopsie whoopsie poochie goo goo Dachshund seriously, and challenge him – and his 2 followers – to a blogging duel … Continue reading
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