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The Road So Far

A CLOWN ON FIRE I flipped this shack, and I didn’t have to mortgage my daughter [who recently expressed her desire to cut my eyes...]. I like the new look; it feels… homey. I paced around my neighbourhood, clutching on my laptop, running after passersby, showing them the new template and the new graphics with … Continue reading »

Writing the Internet™

You have to describe (and live) the difficult choices. You have to figure out who you will disappoint or offend. Most of all, you have to be clear about what’s important and what you won’t or can’t do. —Seth Godin, Your manifesto, your culture Bloggers, the internet is ours. That moment you’re sitting in front … Continue reading »

Deconstructing Fear

Venture Communications CEO Arlene Dickinson wakes up with a healthy dose of hope and a hint of fear. A leading Canadian business figure, Arlene uses fear as motivation. I have tremendous respect for this woman, at least, her public persona: Arlene leads with integrity and heart, actively supports charities, and seems like a genuinely decent human being. … Continue reading »

The Ever So Watchful Eyes of WordPress

Eight months ago, Le Clown met with alumni bloggers Sara, Madame Weebles, Roller Giraffe and Jen Tonic, and created The Outlier Collective. This new blog was going to be the independent and fringe answer to the Freshly Pressed nod. At that time, we as a collective were somewhat bothered by the often very beige content … Continue reading »

Le Clown’s Road Trip Continues

After his trip to Orlando, Le Clown decided to continue his adventures as a Snowbird and meet up with Transman in the Sunshine State’s capital city. Unfortunately for Le Clown, a cold snap had arrived a day ahead of him. “Can you get real coffee here?” Le Clown asked as they squeezed into Transman’s hamster-powered roller … Continue reading »

Search Engine Absolution

Do you know what you are? / You are what you is / You is what you am / (A cow don’t make ham…) / You ain’t what you’re not / So see what you got / You are what you is / An’ that’s all it ’tis —Frank Zappa, You Are What You Is … Continue reading »

Bring David Dixon the Freshly Pressed Nod – Addendum

A follow-up on our December story on Sir David Dixon: our friend was Freshly Pressed! All is now right with the world. If you haven’t read it yet, take a short trip his way, and enjoy. The post is here. The post is here. The post is here. The post is here. The post is here.

Bring David Dixon the Freshly Pressed Nod

Two weeks ago, Maggie from Someone Fat Happened wrote me this email: Le Clown, how do we get David Dixon Freshly Pressed? I didn’t have the answer. The next best thing to do was to ask our story wranglers the same question: Michelle and Cheri, how do we get Bring Me the Head of David … Continue reading »

Haiku Sunday – Le Gran Finale

It all began with Rainbow Farting Unicorns. Then it digressed to bad haircuts, Adamantium wielding Wolverines, and Light Sword slashing Jedis. Le Clown’s Magnificence™ controls lightning. His vampire powers reflect a life in Roman Times Even though he chooses to emulate Jesus. We learned never to feed him after midnight, And that Gamma Rays are … Continue reading »

Movember Wrap Up

Movember is over. Long live Movember. It’s hard to believe that it was only a month ago that I was shaving the mustache I never had just to grow it out at the behest of Le Hardest Working Man in Blogging. The month flew by in a flurry of Movember posts – over 120 of … Continue reading »

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