A Clown On Fire
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Aesop was a Bozo
Before we start, let’s read one of Aesop‘s fables. Fine, go grab a coffee first. The Wild Ass and the Clown [Aesop was never Freshly Pressed, obviously.] A WILD ASS and a Clown entered into an alliance so that they might capture WordPress with greater ease. The Clown agreed to assist the Wild Ass with his … Continue reading
My Limp Dick in a Box Has Facebook-Blue Balls
It is time to remove the cock ring from the Dick in a Box concept, and allow the flow of blood to nurture other ideas… It was good while it lasted, wasn’t it, Jen, Gemini Girl and Meizac? But Le Clown gets bored easily… Just ask Sock Monkey… On with new toys. Now that I got your attention … Continue reading
Behind the Green Door…
…is a pornographic film which has nothing to do with this post. While on his WordPress hiatus, Le Clown updated his passport and revisited some of his favourite places: NeurosisVille, Melancholiaburg and Turmoil City. Being the type of explorer who fully invests himself in his treks, Le Voyager Clown omitted to drop by and say hello … Continue reading
A Fashionably Late Le Clown
Le Clown has been driving between Montreal and Ottawa all week: work, family, meetings with lawyers, clown college – you name it, it’s on Le Clown’s schedule. It was another very early trip to Montreal this morning; the sun was just getting up, and no coffee in Le Clown’s belly. As magnificently handsome Le Clown … Continue reading
A Bigger and Better Dick in a Box
Alas. As magnificent of an idea was Le HonoUrary Clown Badge, Le Clown has been told that it will simply not be feasible. Jen, the sole winner of this incredible honour, has reported that the magnificent badge html code will only work on a small amount of WordPress templates. Le Clown is not a huge fan … Continue reading
Dick in a Box
It just keeps on getting better. Le Clown can’t stop giving. It’s XMAS – or whatever religious holiday you celebrate – ALL YEAR LONG with Le Clown. I’ve decided to award one lucky reader per week with the soon-to-be hottest commodity on the blogosphere, Le HonoUrary Clown Badge! [Don’t wet your pants on my blog, … Continue reading
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