A Clown On Fire
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Around the Size of a Poppy Seed
My initial foray into fatherhood was successful. The Terrible Twos and the Tantrum Threes were clever alliterations fabricated by failing parents to conceal their inadequacies as caregivers. I met my wife right about the time I self-proclaimed myself father of the year. On May 23rd 2009, we caught The National in concert, sang/laughed/danced in unison with Matt Berninger, drove … Continue reading
Blogroll Inductee – Excitement on the Side
Le Clown recently discovered Kelly, and it was love at the first, second and third stretch marked posts. Although Le Clown blogs about his own kids, he doesn’t read a great deal of parenting blogs—unless topics revolve around mocking kids. Well, Le Clown reads Kelly because she’s smart, funny, transparent and stuff… stuff being scientific, … Continue reading
Jerk Sauce
Regular readers and followers might have seen this on my home page: This is what happens when you have a successful blog, and you’re perceived as an outstanding father and an exemplary husband: you become a fucking rockstar, and next thing you know, everybody wants your sperm. Well no can do, people. I already have my family, … Continue reading
Craigslist – Lord Evil Poppy
“No Babies/Toddlers Were Harmed in the Making of This Craigslist Ad.” Disclaimer: This is an old Facebook post revisited.
Internet Famous
Badges of honour
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