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Magnificent™ Ecards©

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One for the Road

Warning: S/he who lives by the Faith might want to avoid this post, and take a walk. Yesterday, I announced the move of the Magnificent™ Ecards© from WordPress to my Facebook page. I lied. Cause I’m a fucking liar. I had one last Magnificent™ Ecard© in my system, as I am a devout Catholic, and that it is Sunday … Continue reading »

The Magnificent™ Ecards© Are Moving to Facebook

The Magnificent™ Ecards© feature is moving permanently on Le Clown’s Facebook page. It’s an incentive for my Carnies to join my page, and benefit from unique content; It’s an incentive for Le Clown to stop being a lazy ass, and produce more ecards; The Magnificent™ Ecards© might also be posted on my Twitter. The Magnificent™ Ecards© page will be … Continue reading »

Movember Wrap Up

Movember is over. Long live Movember. It’s hard to believe that it was only a month ago that I was shaving the mustache I never had just to grow it out at the behest of Le Hardest Working Man in Blogging. The month flew by in a flurry of Movember posts – over 120 of … Continue reading »

Magnificent™ Ecards©: Le Clown—An Urban Legend

Not one, but two Urban Dictionary entries. Le Clown: President of Fucking Everything™. 1. A Clown on Fire: To be exceedingly entertaining, much like A Clown on Fire. Example: Le Clown’s Guns don’t kill People—Americans do Magnificent™ Ecard© is almost as much fun as Rage Against the Machine calling Paul Ryan stupid. 2. Le Clown: A magnificent™ French … Continue reading »

A 99% Accurate Magnificent™ Ecard©

“And I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.”- Richard Mourdock , U.S. Senate candidate. The People have been fucked unwillingly for eons. It was God’s plan all along. DISCLAIMER #1: By no means am I comparing “rape” with “class inequality”. I am, … Continue reading »

Because He’s a Man

A Friday the 13th Magnificent™ Ecard© inspired by Lisa Brown and Extreme Moms.

A Special Fourth of July Magnificent™ Ecard© – Post #200

Le President of the World wishes his American Carnies a very happy – and safe – Independence Day. Viva l’Obamacare! America, Fuck Yeah!

A Special Sunday Magnificent™ Ecard©

Le Clown told his Carnies, “I am the resurrection and the life. Anyone who believes in me will live, even after dying, and will get a clown nose.” – John 11:25 – Le Bible of Le Clown.

Introducing Le Clown’s Magnificent™ Ecards©

A few days ago, Meizac dedicated an ecard from someecards to the Ringmistress and myself. It was funny ha ha. Obviously, Meizac is a carnie who’s in tuned with our circus: Le Clown’s friend Jen from Sips of Jen and Tonic is another someecards die-hard fan: Someecards‘ parodies of the Hallmark genre is so last … Continue reading »

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