A Clown On Fire
Haiku Sunday
Haiku Sunday – Le Gran Finale
It all began with Rainbow Farting Unicorns. Then it digressed to bad haircuts, Adamantium wielding Wolverines, and Light Sword slashing Jedis. Le Clown’s Magnificence™ controls lightning. His vampire powers reflect a life in Roman Times Even though he chooses to emulate Jesus. We learned never to feed him after midnight, And that Gamma Rays are … Continue reading
Fuck You, Haiku!
What’s a Haiku anyways? Bunch of words thrown together in Yoda-speak that make you think about trees, and cranes, and pixie dusted wood nymph nipples. And it’s Sunday, I don’t want to think, I want to go to Walmart in my sweatpants, eat McDonald’s until I puke and watch ‘Merican football. And besides, due to (mental) … Continue reading
Haikute and Fluffy?
I have the dubious great honour to be hosting the haiku madness today on Le Blog de Le Clown (most MagnificentTM be his name), so I stumbled on over from my blog to give you some important information… Monsieur Le Clown helpfully provides a warning that he and his fluffy animal friends should not be … Continue reading
Haikus are the most concise form of flattery
By a spider on fire Wait, this isn’t where I parked my blog; how did I end up in Canadia? Maybe I stumbled at just the right angle and age into a wardrobe or video game Mr. Le Eric must have had some forewarning about Lucas Film being adopted by Mickey Mouse standards (maybe he … Continue reading
Le Haute Haiku! From Le Cheeky Diva!
Happy Sunday to you all! I want to thank our esteemed host, Mr. Le Clowny Pants for inviting me to guest host his very esteemed Le Clowny Pants blog. Some of you may know that I have totally bastardized the Haiku over at The Cheeky Diva. Every Thursday, I host Thursday Haiku Madness. A wacky, … Continue reading
Haiku come Fourth and be Counted!
Wait a minute how did I end up here? One minute I am happily Haiku weaving over at merlinspielen.com and suddenly a small car pulls up and 20 clowns jump out. More red-noses than a junior kindergarten in January. It was scary I tell you. Well not as scary as squirrels. Then BAM! I am … Continue reading
Haikus Are the Lowest Form of Puns… and I was a french minor in college (which means I really don’t speak any french at all any more… just so we are clear, because I feel you all need to know this)
Greetings on this fine Sunday to you all. I am Soul Walker… luckily this isn’t nearly as terrible (usually) as Paul Walker… whom I am trying (and failing) to not hate. Sometimes people (on the internet) just call me Soul (which oddly enough doesn’t bother me). I actually write a poetry blog (which is here, because … Continue reading
Haikus are the Lowest Form of Puns
I get around a lot; especially on WordPress but nothing like this. I have never been a guest blogger, and comment moderator on a clown’s blog, so when Le Clown asked me ever so kindly to be a guest on his blog…well I said YES. I had no choice really, Le Clown put me on blog … Continue reading
Haikus are the Lowest Form of Puns
I’ve only just recovered from the shock of having been chosen to write a guest post, really. I feel like the king of Belgium himself has given me a medal while shaking heavily (Parkinson, you know). Oh, the joy of guest blogging! Please know I’m still young and new to guest blogging. Have mercy and … Continue reading
Haikus are the Lowest Form of [Pun] ishment
I’m happy as Larry or maybe happier Larry is in the corner weeping. Anyway, Le Clown invited me to be a guest blogger – it’s my first time, so please be gentle and no delinquent haddocks please. So it is poetic work out time, please make all comments in the form of a Haiku or … Continue reading
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