A Clown On Fire
Guest Blogging
A Canadian In Gunland: Welcome to the Coolest Flyover State Ever
Ahhhh, Denver, Colorado. The birthplace of Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and yours truly, Highest Form of Whit. AKA the city where dick jokes were invented. AKA the Coolest Flyover State Ever. Welcome, welcome. Please, come join me. Leaving the airport with Le Clown, I tried desperately to assure him that Denver is not a psychotic … Continue reading
Le Cajun Clown With Balls on Fire
I’ve been having a ball meeting up with bloggers in their real-life forms lately, and I am soon to be meeting up with them in bulk. But, there was one blogger in particular who I just had to meet one on one. I invited the puppet master of blogland, Le Clown, to come down the … Continue reading
A “Frank” Discussion
So I was watching an episode of My Strange Addiction recently. A lovely young lass was biting into a stick of deodorant as if it were an odor-blocking ice cream cone. And then it dawned on me: I have done dick as ACOF’s first official wrangler. The ACOF wrangler is an important job. It involves. … Continue reading
Have a Scream With Le Clown…
…on Eva Halloween‘s The Year of Halloween, my darling site of the morbid and the macabre… Le Clown guest blogs on Eva’s site, and offers you a trip down into the abyss of his mind… and to his favourite horror movies. Now, for those who thought a clown was scary, wait till you discover what’s … Continue reading
La Becca on Fire, by The Indie Chicks
We are ending A Becca On Fire with a testimonial from the eloquent Chiara Mazzucco, editor-in-chief of The Indie Chicks. La Becca™, Le Clown hopes you have enjoyed your week… and what a phenomenal [freshly pressed and being picked by the WordPress peeps as a Freshly Pressed favourite] week it was for you. Cheers to you, my dear friend. … Continue reading
Thank God It’s Flyday
Sometimes I look at Becca’s blog title, 25ToFly, and I start laughing. No, you guys, I’m not laughing at her. What I meant to say, is that Becca doesn’t know how much I relate to that wonderfully alphanumeric title of hers. She doesn’t even have the slightest idea that just a few years ago I … Continue reading
Idea Proposal
Becca, I have an idea that Le Clown was kind enough to let me propose to you on his way more important blog than mine. I was thinking that since you did such an awesome job with Movember, that next year you and I could team up to make even more money. How? Well, with booze … Continue reading
Let’s Get Physical
Although I feel that I am playing blog roulette with the subject of this post, it is something that I was invited to get off of my chest, and I can’t turn that down. I will just preface this by saying that this post is not aiming to stereotype, over generalize or alienate any group or individual, but to … Continue reading
A Red-Headed Woman
In high school I thought I was in love with a new girl who moved into my neighborhood. I’d watch through the kitchen window, waiting for her to turn the corner at the end of my street as she headed for school. I’d rush to the front door, wait about 30 seconds, and then casually … Continue reading
Haiku Sunday – Le Gran Finale
It all began with Rainbow Farting Unicorns. Then it digressed to bad haircuts, Adamantium wielding Wolverines, and Light Sword slashing Jedis. Le Clown’s Magnificence™ controls lightning. His vampire powers reflect a life in Roman Times Even though he chooses to emulate Jesus. We learned never to feed him after midnight, And that Gamma Rays are … Continue reading
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