A Clown On Fire
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Being Freshly Pressed twice and featured on The Daily Post in the same amount of time it took White Baby Jesus to create the world packs a punch: your kids call you “Sir Clown Dad”, your ego wants a corner office and its own parking spot, and your distant relatives start selling your baby photos to the tabloids. Here is the quick and dirty version of what to expect on A Clown on Fire.
I am not really a clown. I’m not really on fire either. But I was born with a penis, and my name is Eric—which means “king”… Better than being a burning jester, wouldn’t you say? I blog about my brand, my family, and Le Clown’s magnificence™. My readership is split between Carnies and Hecklers—choose your clan well. I will use “Paul Ryan” instead of “fuck”, magnificent™ over awesome, and a fair amount of Oxford commas. I blame my poor grammar on English, my bastard of an adopted tongue.
My family
Le Clown is married to blogger The Ringmistress from Laments and Lullabies. The Ringmistress takes great pleasure in ribbing Le Clown about his 98% female readership. Le Clown has a way with the ladies. Back in 2009, we had the splendid idea of conceiving a child—we weren’t even drunk. On February 10, 2010, we had our last full night of sleep.
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Tiny Geek is our daughter. A gifted child: she has learned to survive without eating, or sleeping, or putting clothes on… even during the cold winters of Canadaland. She possesses the ability to levitate, she will knee Le Clown in the testicles and get away with it, and is fluent in Latin. She will wake up during the dead hour, and stare at me until I wake up, crying.
Everything I write is false—all but what is true.
LE CLOWN ON EDGE
- Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Won’t Learn About on A Clown on Fire;
- Welcome to Magnificence™. Population: Le Clown;
- Jesus Christ, You’re Such a Fuckin’ Jew Boy;
- One Flew Over the Batcave;
- A 99% Accurate Magnificent™ Ecard©.
LE CLOWN RESTED
- Papa’s Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird;
- Past Lives and Pink Candy;
- Show Her It’s a Man’s World;
- The Sphere of Blogging;
- A Paler Shade of Beige.
Want to find Le Clown on the interweb? Let my Escif avatars guide you.
When I am not busy ruling the world with this blog, I play on my other two blogs:
1. Black Box Warnings: A blog about mental health;
2. The Outlier Collective: A blog where I put two bloggers against each other.
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Twilight really did set the bar for the modern novel, no? Ah well, at least we can all still aspire to be runners-up!
Posted by sparksmcgee | November 19, 2012, 17:09Tara,
Indeed. Although. Fifty Shades of Grey set a new bar, wouldn’t you say?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 19, 2012, 17:23It ate the bar and pooped it out.
Posted by sparksmcgee | November 19, 2012, 17:30Le Clown,
Finally wandered over here from Speaker7′s site today. Clowns are a bit scary, especially for a girl from South Africa….but I will bite my fear and bow to your magnificence (you can insert the TM). Looking forward to future posts.
Gertie
Posted by Justcallmegertie | December 1, 2012, 00:56Gertie,
If you can take Hugo, you’ll do just fine with Le Clown. Glad to have you here. Now, you can never, ever leave.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | December 6, 2012, 17:34Is it the Eagles I hear in the background? Such a lovely place, such a lovely face…
As long as you have pink champagne on ice, I will stay!
Gertie
Posted by Justcallmegertie | December 7, 2012, 02:30I love your blog; pure Canadian gold!
Thank you for the entertainment M. Le Clown; there is a thank you awaiting you from me, on my blog, give it a look if you like!
Posted by holdontoyourpants | December 6, 2012, 16:28Canuck,
Where exactly are you from? Le Clown is from Montreal, but find the rest of Clownada beautiful, too.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | December 6, 2012, 17:36You have been added to the YoYo-Dyne Blogosphere Hall ‘O Bloggers, Le Clown.
Bless you and may be the baby jesus never laugh in your face.
Or stab you with a piece of myrrh.
It could happen.
Posted by Rachael Black | December 11, 2012, 00:11Interesting it is
Enjoying your writing 
Posted by Read Stuff With Me! | December 12, 2012, 01:18O……M……..G!
I just recently came across someone’s ABOUT page and you left them a comment. Signed: The Clown.
Craaaaaaaaaazy!
Marie
Posted by Good Morning, Joe | December 13, 2012, 19:02Marie,
Crazy!! Who’s the impostor? It must be an old comment… I went from Eric to Cof to The Clown, and finally to Le Clown…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | December 13, 2012, 19:03I understand, it was just insane to see
Posted by Good Morning, Joe | December 13, 2012, 20:12You are somewhat fucked. I like that.
Posted by Trent Lewin | December 18, 2012, 21:57Trent,
You’re a romantic, aren’t you?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | December 18, 2012, 22:15Indubitably. I prefer my romance like I like my cucumbers: British style.
Posted by Trent Lewin | December 18, 2012, 22:27Trent,
I did watch an episode of two of Coronation Street.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | December 19, 2012, 10:26Clown, Coronation Street is an abomination of industrial proportions. I should write my lovely the Queen about hacking it off the air soon as possible, it has really gone on too long, and we have exciting alternatives like doomsday cult reality tv now, we don’t need the codgers and their pub-talk.
At any rate, I am pleased to meet you. Your name comes up often, and I had a glance through your posts, which seem very interesting. I think I am beginning to understand the buzz.
Posted by Trent Lewin | December 19, 2012, 20:51the (s)lurking about mayhaps seeemz reddy to bee gin …
(¿ quienes son las policia del cerebro ?)
Posted by betunada | December 19, 2012, 12:56Betunada,
I like meth too.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | January 9, 2013, 08:02no me gusta le/el meth, pero …
Me gusta su logos y refrán / dicho:
♪ “CADA DíA ES CHINGANDO MáGICO ” !
Posted by betunada | April 20, 2013, 00:41Le Clown, I wanted you to know how valuable you are to us mere mortals, so I wrote you a little holiday poem. It’s not much for a man of your stature, but like the poor little drummer boy who only had the gift of beating dead animal skin with a pair of sticks, it is all I have to offer. Enjoy.
http://rainey46.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/twas-the-night-before-christmas-in-leclowns-world/
Posted by rainey | December 21, 2012, 23:48Superb!
)
http://ofglassandpaper.com/2013/01/03/tellmeaboutyourself-an-award/
Posted by Sisyphus47 | January 3, 2013, 08:06Someone came over to my previous blog (which was like my current one only different) and got stuck for several hours as I’d put so many internal links that she just got stuck and stayed. I’m having this same experience now with your blog oh magnificent/schitzophenic one. See you when I step, dizzy, off the ride…
Posted by Val | January 3, 2013, 09:22Val,
The exit door is by the left, right beside the rabbit hole…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | January 3, 2013, 09:22As long as there’s marmalade on the shelves…
Posted by Val | January 3, 2013, 09:24Le Clown,
You’re so cool!
Posted by Good Morning, Joe | January 3, 2013, 11:45Marie,
I know.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | January 9, 2013, 08:01I know you don’t accept awards, but I just want you to know I nominated you any ways because, but since you inspire me I figured it was fitting to bestow this award upon you nonetheless. I hope this doesn’t ruin your day.
Posted by twindaddy | January 6, 2013, 18:15Oh, and here’s the link… http://stuphblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/06/another-trophy-for-the-shelf/
Posted by twindaddy | January 6, 2013, 18:16Twin Daddy,
On my way I go to congratulate you, and to officially decline this very kind honour.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | January 6, 2013, 18:18You are too kind, sir.
Posted by twindaddy | January 6, 2013, 18:19User error possibly, but couldn’t find a way to comment on today’s Dixon piece, so dropping a line here. It was a great Freshly Pressed campaign! One the that puts the Academy Award “for your consideration” campaigns to shame. Just a thanks here cuz we enjoy your blog and found his blog through your campaign and now his blog brightens our day, too. Rock on.
Posted by Bubble Gum | January 8, 2013, 22:47Bubble Gum,
I deactivated the Comments for the David Dixon announcement post. The spotlight is all on our very talented friend. And thanks for the kind words.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | January 9, 2013, 08:00After looking through a few comments, you may be surprised to know I found you via Bring me the head of David Dixon…
Posted by bigblue45 | January 23, 2013, 06:15Big Blue 45,
David Dixon is an artist I truly respect. I couldn’t be happier knowing you came his way.
Eric
Posted by Le Clown | January 23, 2013, 06:27That’s good to know
Posted by bigblue45 | January 23, 2013, 07:16Happy Birthday!
Posted by H.E. ELLIS | January 27, 2013, 08:40A very happy birthday Le Clown. I hope your day is fucking magical!!
Posted by Polysyllabic Profundities | January 27, 2013, 10:01Happy birthday, to Clown and Eric. Hope you have a great day, and many years to follow!
Posted by El Guapo | January 27, 2013, 11:38“John Hancock? Don’t you mean Herbie Hancock?” —Tommy Boy
I love a blogger who loves Herbie Hancock and thinks reading Twilight books is akin to pouring acid on the brain. And not the good LSD acid. I’m talking about the dangerous shit.
I’m looking forward to reading more of your posts. I suspect we would get along in real life, assuming you always wear a clown mask.
Lisa
Posted by Lisa Newlin | February 24, 2013, 16:03Lisa,
We are BFF4EVS™ already… I mean, you were just about to join us in a thrilling penis discussion on today’s post. I mean (part 2), how closer could our friendship be?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | February 25, 2013, 14:19Le Clown, I have been enjoying your posts and guests posts and have nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award!
http://imarunnerandsocanyou.wordpress.com/2013/03/15/very-inspiring-blogger/
Posted by imarunner2012 | March 15, 2013, 21:00I’m a Runner,
I’m a twit. I just saw this. On my way to you.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | March 30, 2013, 13:13No worries. I know these awards are just ways to help increase traffic. But I do enjoy your blog and your guest bloggers. Always entertaining and/or insightful.
Posted by imarunner2012 | April 1, 2013, 18:26I love you, Le Clown, and want to carry vous petit infant in my belly. Great blog.
Posted by Ryan Brooks | March 25, 2013, 08:11Ryan
Good to see you here! And I share your sentiment on this one: I do love this Le Clown guy myself… Thanks man!
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | March 25, 2013, 13:41L’Eric,
I nominated you for an award that I made up just for you. Also, there’s a secret on the post. Aren’t you dying to find out what it is?
http://soiwentundercover.wordpress.com/2013/03/25/some-changes-around-this-place/
U/CL
Posted by UndercoverL | March 25, 2013, 13:07Le Clown. Your blog is absurdly ridiculous and ridiculously delightful. When I grow up, I hope to be half the clown you already are.
Le Weirdo. (Apparently imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I disagree, I’m just uncreative).
Posted by Humans Are Weird | March 26, 2013, 22:48Because Every Day is Fucking Magical … that’s magnificent!
Posted by Mick McCoy | March 27, 2013, 19:57Mick,
Isn’t it? Cheers, buddy.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | March 30, 2013, 13:17Hey Eric,
I still love your blog. Nothing you do could change that
So please accept my nomination for the Liebster Award!
http://storiesbyfrances.wordpress.com/2013/03/30/1445/
Cheers
Posted by storiesbyfrances | March 30, 2013, 10:20Frances,
This is awesome, I mean… You are, and you on my blog. I’ll be heading over to yours in a few… I don’t do awards, though, but I will gladly stop by and thank you. You’re good people.
Eric
Posted by Le Clown | March 30, 2013, 13:12Thank you for stopping by my blog.
Your blog is super awesome. Loved every bit of it.
Love,
Javeria Kella!
Posted by Javeria Kella | April 5, 2013, 05:19Sorry for the emoticon in previous comment.
Posted by Javeria Kella | April 5, 2013, 05:25finally, a blogger i’d not want to take on in a bitterness contest! your banner arts are a hoot too.
Posted by howard johnson | April 5, 2013, 11:16Howard,
I also eat children.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | April 5, 2013, 11:17Good morning!
I have nominated you for The Versatile Blogger award ( I am really hoping you don’t mind ).
I love your blog, it is unique and I think you deserve this award.
For the rules and all the good stuff pertaining to the award click on the following link http://familyeverything.wordpress.com/2013/04/18/winning-the-versatile-blogger-award/
I hope you have a wonderful weekend!!
Posted by Kristy J. W. | April 20, 2013, 11:53Kristy,
Of course not. Thank you. However, Le Clown doesn’t do awards… It’s just a personal choice he took when he was 4.5 years old, in 1911. I will stop by your blog and say hi, though…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | April 20, 2013, 14:14I suppose it is ok if you don’t do the award thing ha. I completely understand. And thanks for stopping by my blog to say hi.
Posted by Kristy J. W. | April 20, 2013, 14:29Kristy,
I do think you have a magnificent™ blog, too. And Le Clown doesn’t talk out of his wazoo, he farts from it.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | April 20, 2013, 14:31I trust Le Clown….eek should I trust him?
You just inspired a thought I have about farting but not sure if I should share it.
Thanks for the compliment!
Posted by Kristy J. W. | April 20, 2013, 15:00Kristy,
I expect a blog post.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | April 20, 2013, 15:01Merci pour le fait d’ajouter!!! d–0.o–b
Posted by digitalhegemon | April 26, 2013, 21:06Digital Hegemon,
Le plaisir est mien.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | May 2, 2013, 20:13You’ve widened my world, broadened my mind and made me laugh, think and belong. I hope you will accept this nomination for the WordPress Family Award.
http://furrynuff.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/we-are-family-da-da-dada-dada-dee-dee/
Posted by victoriabruce | May 9, 2013, 16:16I love your blog! That’s why I nominated you for The Interesting Blog Award
For more information check out my blog – http://clumsyfool.wordpress.com/2013/05/12/the-intereesting-blog-award/
Posted by clumsyfool | May 12, 2013, 07:42