I Can’t Write Worth Shit – The Year of the Snake Edition

*There’s a special announcement at the end of this post.

I like games. I like to play all sorts of games:

• Hide and seek with my 3-year old daughter, in which I hide, and come out again a week later, with a tan and an all-inclusive resort wristband;
• Tax evasion, a role-playing game in which I pretend to be Robin Hood, refuse to give money to Stephen Harper, and distribute the lot to the poor: myself;
• Bend down and get screwed by your ex… Worst game ever, even though I seem to excel at it…

Games are more fun when played with others, unless you’re playing my ex’s game, which kind of sucks all around. A year ago, I introduced Decipher Le Clown’s Handwriting game, where readers had to read a sample of my writing, and guess the movie/TV titles. Caitlin, our first winner, received a personal vlog from le French Blogging mime. Let’s play Déjà Vu together, and repeat last year’s festivities. 

Here are a few samples of my handwriting. The blogger with the highest number of correct guesses will win a personal vlog from le French Blogging mime. In the event of a tie, my ACOF Club Member Wrangler™ Speaker7 will randomly select the winner of her choice. The winner will be announced on A Clown on Fire this Tuesday, March 26.

I’m looking for 5 movie and/or TV show titles. Good luck!

EXHIBIT A

EXHIBIT B

EXHIBIT C

EXHIBIT D