Becca, I have an idea that Le Clown was kind enough to let me propose to you on his way more important blog than mine. I was thinking that since you did such an awesome job with Movember, that next year you and I could team up to make even more money.
How? Well, with booze and our pretty faces, of course. They just looooove our pretty faces (and your bum, of course).
You know those bubbly girls at the bar who sell shots? You and I could pretend we don’t have brains for about five minutes to do exactly what Tits McGillicutty and her blindingly blonde, tan friend Crystal can do, which is sell shots and flirt with everyone. For each shot, we will charge an extra amount that will go to charity. The menfolk will go stupid for it!
I can’t even imagine what magic will happen when we bring together in one room that amount of sexy-cool. While we’ll probably have to turn down a lot of absolutely charming offers for mustache rides, it will be worth the money raised. The bonus is we can finally go out together in real life instead of drinking on Twitter like weirdos:
Then, for the online people, when we reach a certain goal we will do that thing we’ve wanted to do together…okay maybe it’s just what I want you to do with me…no, guys, I don’t mean “that” thing, you pervs…
IT’S AN 80s WORKOUT VIDEO! (and the crowd goes wild!!!!)
I’ll live closer to you, so the drive will only be 12 hours instead of 18. Or I could fly like normal people. We can have a sleepover and tape an 80s workout video! So, get your leotard, sweatband and ridiculous makeup ready, girlfriend, because you and I are going to get physical!
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk….
So, Becca, an 80s workout, turning down mustache rides at the bar and hanging out/raising money with me…are you in?