Becca, I have an idea that Le Clown was kind enough to let me propose to you on his way more important blog than mine. I was thinking that since you did such an awesome job with Movember, that next year you and I could team up to make even more money.
How? Well, with booze and our pretty faces, of course. They just looooove our pretty faces (and your bum, of course).
You know those bubbly girls at the bar who sell shots? You and I could pretend we don’t have brains for about five minutes to do exactly what Tits McGillicutty and her blindingly blonde, tan friend Crystal can do, which is sell shots and flirt with everyone. For each shot, we will charge an extra amount that will go to charity. The menfolk will go stupid for it!
Despite our posts from yesterday, I think your butt and my boobs could help out with Movember, right? Really, it’s kind of like having superpowers.
I can’t even imagine what magic will happen when we bring together in one room that amount of sexy-cool. While we’ll probably have to turn down a lot of absolutely charming offers for mustache rides, it will be worth the money raised. The bonus is we can finally go out together in real life instead of drinking on Twitter like weirdos:
Then, for the online people, when we reach a certain goal we will do that thing we’ve wanted to do together…okay maybe it’s just what I want you to do with me…no, guys, I don’t mean “that” thing, you pervs…
IT’S AN 80s WORKOUT VIDEO! (and the crowd goes wild!!!!)
I’ll live closer to you, so the drive will only be 12 hours instead of 18. Or I could fly like normal people. We can have a sleepover and tape an 80s workout video! So, get your leotard, sweatband and ridiculous makeup ready, girlfriend, because you and I are going to get physical!
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk….
So, Becca, an 80s workout, turning down mustache rides at the bar and hanging out/raising money with me…are you in?
Coincidentally, I think 2013 is the year of the prostate on the Chinese calendar!
Sounds like a pretty amazing team!
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 07:09Perfect! Now I’m even more excited. She will say yes now for sure.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 07:19You could travel the country for a month in a painted bus!
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 07:24BecLaLa Tour 2013.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 09:56Scratch that, LaLaBec Tour 2013 sounds better.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 09:57I like it! You could hand out free rubber gloves with your website addresses printed on them!
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 11:07Bahaha!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 11:10Confucius says two hot girls are better than one.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 09:56Two girls in hand better than…
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 17:19Hahaha, you’re a funny guy, Red!
Posted by Daan van den Bergh | December 13, 2012, 07:52I have a moment every once in a while Daan…
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 07:55Is there, like, a schedule for these moments I can pick up somewhere?
Posted by Daan van den Bergh | December 13, 2012, 07:56For me they come every two weeks or so. You tend to have more frequent outbursts.
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 08:11You’re right, I tend to brainfart a lot. This reminds me of a phrase coming from a magnificent man that once wandered the West:
“To heart a fart is the hardest part, but the warmest fart comes from the heart” ~ Daan van den Bergh, 2012.
La La knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout.
Posted by Daan van den Bergh | December 13, 2012, 08:14I’m looking forward to the guest post…
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 08:24I do. It’s the tale of a brave man who left his life behind and followed his fart…..and a young woman who just enjoyed farts in general.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 08:20Fart on, fart weaver!
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 08:32Btw, I totally see the link between an 80s workout video and mustaches. It really makes a lot of sense!
Posted by Daan van den Bergh | December 13, 2012, 07:53Actually, I just really want to make an 80s workout video. Like, really really do.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 07:59That also makes a lot of sense. I mean, who doesn’t?
Posted by Daan van den Bergh | December 13, 2012, 08:00Think it. Dream it. Do it!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:00Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head…let’s get physical…I want to get physicaaaallll…I wish Metallica would cover this song.
Posted by Christopher De Voss | December 13, 2012, 08:00You’re welcome. I wanna get animal, animal. Then Animal from the Muppet’s will play drums for Metallica.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 08:09La La, I have been listening to Hopelessly Devoted To You on repeat now for about twenty minutes. Yes, I am trying to tell you something
.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:06::heads to youtube for some Hopelessly Devoted To You::
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 10:07Here you go:
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:00This is my karaoke song!
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 10:08We are going to break YouTube when we get together.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:10Side note, my blog is currently at 69 views. Just saying.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 10:11Definitely a good sign.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:15Funny, half way though the ‘texting’, I had that song in my head. Now, I’ll have it all day, which is better than the song/video she recently put out with John, so, I owe you a huge thanks!!
Posted by Addie | December 13, 2012, 08:59Hahaha, good point. It’s so much better! You’re welcome, although you may not be thanking me when you’re trying to fall asleep tonight.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 09:17Hmmmm … using female strengths to play to male weaknesses in order to raise money for a male cause through teasing. … Evil, brilliant, or both?
Posted by aFrankAngle | December 13, 2012, 09:07Both. And fun, too!
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 09:11It’s a labyrinth of mind games. But charity can make anything okay, right?
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:02… and oh the torture we must endure for the sake of charity. … I will look, but stay quiet.
Posted by aFrankAngle | December 13, 2012, 10:05I’m not sure the world is ready for the awesome combined power of two of the web’s hottest chicks! But I’m all for it!
Posted by The Hook | December 13, 2012, 09:09Heck yes you are! Can’t wait.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 09:14I must say, we look good next to each other. We will also look good when we have that pillow fight in our long johns.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:03Now why did you have to put that image in my head?
Posted by The Hook | December 13, 2012, 12:15I miss being your designated driver when you twos get your Twitter drank on… Good times.
Posted by JWo | December 13, 2012, 09:12You can be our DD that night, how’s that?
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 09:15Jason, is the only DD for me.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:04Can’t you tell that I am drunk by my comma usage? COME PICK ME UP!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:04HAHA
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 10:07At first I was all, “Dang, I don’t wanna be the DD again because I wouldn’t get flirted with. Then I realized that it would be I would be the one taking you ladies home.” HAHAHA…
So what if I have to try to decipher the words you two are slurring, that I have drive real slow so you don’t get sick in my car or that I have to hold your hair.
It’s pretty sweet gig!!!
Be right there Becca… I gotta get Savannah into the car.
Posted by JWo | December 13, 2012, 12:55Obviously in all of my excitement I was stammering over myself…. Should have read like this…
“Then I realized that I would be the one taking you ladies home… ”
Posted by JWo | December 13, 2012, 12:58Jason is so excited. Probably writing in his diary about it as I type!
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:12How could she possibly say no?
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | December 13, 2012, 09:42No one says no to La La.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:07Very true!
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | December 13, 2012, 10:08Man, now I’m even more pissed that the world will be ending in 8 days. Just imagine how awesome this would have been. I’m imagining it now…wow!
Posted by twindaddy | December 13, 2012, 09:57This collab video is going to offset the Apocalypse at lease thirty years. The same amount of time it has been since the 80′s began. BAM.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:08We are actually saving the planet with our hot. So. They owe us.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 10:10Big time.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:14You….you are my hero.
Posted by twindaddy | December 13, 2012, 10:23Hah! You two are awesome people!
Cheers!
Marie
Posted by Good Morning, Joe | December 13, 2012, 10:31Thanks Marie. By the way, I haven’t read your post but I saw it, and you don’t seem like a bitch
.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 10:42Why thank you, Becca! It’s all about how people at work see me.
Posted by Good Morning, Joe | December 13, 2012, 10:47Okay, ladies, I can see the tits-n-ass angle working, but “pretend we don’t have brains for about five minutes”? Seriously? You’ll never last that long, sweethearts. You can’t hide smarts like yours for a nanosecond, much less five minutes. xoM
Posted by Margarita | December 13, 2012, 11:06Oh you! What a lovely thing to say! Like duh.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 11:19Whhaaat? I don’t gettt itttt (in my best dumbish valley girl voice).
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:22Yep, this WILL be a challenge, but we have testicles to save. We will figure it out.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 13:27I’m kind of afraid but salivating at the idea of the two of you meeting in real life. It would be like awesome and awesome colliding to form a giant galaxy of amazeballs.
Posted by Madame Weebles | December 13, 2012, 11:34I’ve never been to Baltimore… * hurriedly looks at Priceline*
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 11:58bbbaltimore? only about 90 minutes from me. i know a few great restaurants. the owner of one gives me free bottles of wine. well, when he’s not looking.
Posted by rich | December 13, 2012, 12:33Lauren, Rich, and free BOTTLES of wine? Tell me when. I will book.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 12:36i was there this summer, had a long conversation with the owner. by the end of the night he handed me about ten business cards that said “complimentary bottle of wine with dinner for two or more.” i only used one card because it was my last night there.
Posted by rich | December 13, 2012, 12:39Well we can’t let them go to waste now can we?
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 12:43oh the embarrassment i would suffer were that to happen. if. happened. it happened. fuck it.
Posted by rich | December 13, 2012, 12:44Um… awesome!! We can’t let those go to waste!
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:08You guys make a perfect team! And may I just take a moment to say
I LOVE 80s WORKOUT VIDEO TAPES!
Posted by MissFourEyes | December 13, 2012, 11:38I used to do this one Jane Fonda tape like three times a day. Lots of hip thrusting and squeezing imaginary beach balls.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 11:59So your thighs are killer like mine!
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:09Between the Jane Fonda tape and Ballet… I would say that is affirmative.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 13:12Excellent proposal you two!! No one can stop you now! You will be a force to be reckoned with. You can do a whole tour and stop for all of us around the country. I like Red’s idea. I just had to watch that damn Physical video. Don’t you love her shoulder rolls? P.S. I don’t even notice the guys in that video! It’s like move out of the way, you know. It does nothing for me.
Posted by The Bumble Files | December 13, 2012, 11:56Haha Amy! The shoulder rolls ARE impressive. We are the Olivia Newton and Jane Fonda of the future.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 12:01YOU ARE A GENIUS. This should absolutely turn into a tour. 2 ladies driving around the country, collecting money. I’m sure nothing weird will happen. Tune in to find out!
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:20I am serious. I am down. We can video it. But Jack has to come with us.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:18We could go visit all of our people from WordPress… it would be REVOLUTIONARY.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:18I personally think this responsible and fun charity thingy needs a much older and level head. You know to just look out after things for you two. I know! You guys do your stuff and I’ll stand on the sidelines and collect the charity money! Brilliant! I volunteer!!!!
Posted by JackieP | December 13, 2012, 12:11Jackie P, you’re in! Someone has to keep track of the money so we don’t spend it or accidentally leave it in a booth.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:15oh yeah!! Thanks!
Posted by JackieP | December 13, 2012, 13:41Agreed and confirmed. Jackie is CFO of LaLaBec Tour 3013.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:19okay okay, i know what you want to ask. just come out and say it. this is charity. so yes – okay? – yes, i will take the same approach to the gay bars. happy now?
Posted by rich | December 13, 2012, 12:34Rich, I knew you would pull through!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:20just taking one for the team.
Posted by rich | December 13, 2012, 18:43You said you were a big flirt in the blogosphere. Gonna take it on the road now?
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 17:31i already have. didn’t you get see me on the 2010 tour?
Posted by rich | December 13, 2012, 18:44Guess I missed it. I boycott Ticketmaster, probably explains it.
Posted by SocietyRed | December 13, 2012, 19:20Love it. I think we should take it on down to Club Bunz in Baltimore City. I just like the name Club Bunz.
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:28whoa. i used to go to an “alternative” club in philly with a female friend who wanted to explore meeting women. she didn’t want to go alone, so i’d go too, but then i’d have guys all over me. they like my butt.
Posted by rich | December 14, 2012, 10:35Nothing wrong with that. Yay butts!
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:36careful, i’ve been known to show it off.
Posted by rich | December 14, 2012, 10:44Oh god, me too. We’ll blind them with the beauty of buns.
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 11:09uh oh. his n hers flashers.
Posted by rich | December 14, 2012, 11:31That amount of sexy/cool in one room may actually be the big bang that begins the end of the world. But, hell yeah, I’ll be there. It’s only a, what, 30 hour drive, so I can be there at a moment’s notice. Unless I’m not invited. Then, it would just be awkward if I showed up and things would be uncomfortable for everyone.
Posted by calahan | December 13, 2012, 13:03I just yelled, “HE’S SO INVITED!” out in this science lab. We’ll be sure to give an adequate 31 hours notice so you can get here in time.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:10Me invited to a real party with real girls? Unprecedented!
Posted by calahan | December 13, 2012, 13:13Get your comb ready, it’s gonna be a good time.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:16My comb is always ready, La La.
Posted by calahan | December 13, 2012, 13:18OMG now I am so nervous. Calahan is going to be there? Oh wow. Whatever am I going to wear?!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:22Something both frilly and binding, of course, you southern Belle.
Posted by calahan | December 13, 2012, 14:29Swoon overload.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:35We really need to get you a fainting couch. You’re gonna end up hitting your head.
Posted by calahan | December 13, 2012, 14:56Well stop turning me into a puddle of girly mush then!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:58What if someone steps in that puddle and trails you all over the house? That would be sad.
Posted by calahan | December 13, 2012, 15:06Can it at least be your house
?
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 15:07Coincidentally, I’m having the carpets cleaned today.
Posted by calahan | December 13, 2012, 15:08Ouch.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 15:11Ouch.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 15:11He took her to an intimate restaurant AND to a suggestive movie? No wonder they got physical. Is this whole 80′s workout video just a reason to wear leg warmers and sweat bands? Because you can just wear them if you want. Don’t let people mock you out of any fashion statement you want to make, just because it makes you look crazy. I still wear my pants backwards sometimes like Kriss Kross. Because they made me jump, jump. And people never insult me when I’m there, as far as I know.
Posted by Bill McMorrow | December 13, 2012, 13:06I just think the 80s workout videos are funny. And you wear your pants backwards? That’s wiggity wiggity wiggity whack.
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:18That’s the look I was going for! Success!!!
Posted by Bill McMorrow | December 13, 2012, 13:19I wear long johns in public. I think I am past holding back my fashion statements. Something tells me La La wouldn’t hold back either.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:24Long johns with leg warmers is a fashion trend the public is ready for. Get this thing done, ladies!
Posted by Bill McMorrow | December 13, 2012, 14:42I am going home to find my leg warmers tonight so I can try out this fabulous mixture of heavenly leg wear.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:49Reblogged this on and commented:
You didn’t miss it, but in case you missed it….
Posted by La La | December 13, 2012, 13:45Who misses something like this? Pshhh.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 14:27Losers, that’s who.
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:26I am sad. No one has ever asked me to ride their mustache… not even my husband and we have two kids together. I feel bad about myself now. But, hey! Great idea!
Posted by UndercoverL | December 13, 2012, 14:40Will you take a ride on my mustache my lady? There. Now feel better and go listen to some 80′s music!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 15:37BUCKET LIST! Thanks, Becca. The world is right again. (No, I will pass on the ride, though. Just not my style.
)
Posted by UndercoverL | December 13, 2012, 15:57Good, my mustache isn’t too thick these days anyway.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 16:01Are you saying I’m fat, Becca?
Posted by UndercoverL | December 13, 2012, 16:18NO!!! I am saying I don’t grow facial hair.
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 16:27Sure you were…. O_o I saw your ‘stache last month, ma’am.
Posted by UndercoverL | December 13, 2012, 16:34I had to shave my cat’s belly or that!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 16:42You had a choice between shaving your ‘stache or your cat’s belly? What the hell kind of choice is that? Have you ever tried to shave a cat? Now *that*, my dear, is a dangerous job. Didn’t know cats were so ferocious until I tried to shave mine. True story.
Posted by UndercoverL | December 13, 2012, 19:23for*
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 16:43Well, that changes my response then. Spelling errors can make such a difference. LOL. For more information, refer to my BlogFestivus post today when I accidentally referred to “Blitzen” as “Clitzen.”
Posted by UndercoverL | December 13, 2012, 19:24UndercoverL,
You’re funny, and stuff.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | December 13, 2012, 19:54Le Clown,
I am honoured to be back in your good graces enough to have you speaking to me again. (Though I assume you forgot who one of us was for a minute and you responded by mistake.) Thank you for the compliment. I am humbled.
U/CL
Posted by UndercoverL | December 14, 2012, 10:43U/CL,
Stop sucking up, and write a post about me already.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | December 14, 2012, 13:42Le Clown,
Yessir.
UC/L
P.S. Can I be featured in the post, or is it all about you? I promise I will keep me as a cameo role only. I would ask you to guest post on my blog, but that would probably be disrespectful to your magnificence (TM). Also, I still can’t do that whole trademark thing on my laptop… can I get some tutoring in that area?
Posted by UndercoverL | December 14, 2012, 14:54U/CL,
It can be a story about us. How’s that? As long as my name is in 2:1 ratio compared to yours.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | December 14, 2012, 15:37Le Clown,
It won’t be tomorrow, I am sorry to say. But I bet I can make you laugh tomorrow if you read my post. I read it after I wrote it and laughed until I cried. It’s the funniest thing I have ever written. I think I may have been possessed by a funny demon when I wrote it. It publishes tomorrow around 11:00 AM PST. Be there. You won’t regret it.
U/CL
Posted by UndercoverL | December 14, 2012, 16:49I just read through these comments and genuinely enjoyed myself. Thank you.
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:25I am sure that I can speak for Becca when I say: “We aim to please.” Everyone needs a genuine chuckle once in a while.
Posted by UndercoverL | December 14, 2012, 10:40Other 2013 Movember teams don’t stand a chance.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | December 13, 2012, 16:13Muhahaha! Domination!
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 16:33Before I saw Becca’s response, mine was actually going to be Muahaha! So, soul mates.
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:25Ladies,
Brilliant! If it weren’t for the distance, I would beg you to opt me in.
mmkng
Posted by mmkng | December 13, 2012, 16:46
Posted by becca3416 | December 13, 2012, 17:33Becca,
I’ll take this as a yes, then.
Posted by mmkng | December 14, 2012, 05:51HAHAHA Becca I love your response.
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:21I wasn’t much help this year (well I did post the Movember badge on my blog), but this is something I can do well. I’m a professional drinker! Also, in my 20′s, I used to dress up in a minuscule cowgirl outfit and go around a club offering tequila shots from my holster. (before I became a Jillaroo). In addition, I used to work out to Jane Fonda every night in my bedroom in the 80′s. Make it burn! Jen
Posted by jiltaroo | December 13, 2012, 17:49YES. Our very own experienced woo girl. You can teach us your ways. I actually want to do this.
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:21Lots of leg, a big smile…and shoot from the hip baby! Sounds like a great idea!
Posted by jiltaroo | December 14, 2012, 20:00You wanna know how to make even more money?? Sell slumberparty tickets to all the girls that want to get in on this action!
Posted by GiggsMcGill Jill | December 13, 2012, 18:06Ooh! We could have pillow fights while bubbles are blowing in the background!!
Posted by vyvacious | December 13, 2012, 20:10… AWESOME! And then after the pillow fight, watch some fantastic action packed movie while eating chocolate, pizza, buffalo wings – the good stuff!
Posted by GiggsMcGill Jill | December 14, 2012, 11:47OMG WINGS. PIZZA. CHOCOLATE.
I COULD MAKE CUPCAKES.
Can we please make this happen soon?
Posted by vyvacious | December 14, 2012, 17:26That sounds like the best meal ever!
Posted by La La | December 15, 2012, 09:33Looks like we need to have an ideas team because this is genius!!
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:18YES! I love ideas teams! And people on the ideas team don’t have to buy tickets right??
Posted by GiggsMcGill Jill | December 14, 2012, 11:50I hope Becca says yes! This sounds like a match made in heaven! I wanna get in one some of that drunk tweeting by the way!!
Posted by vyvacious | December 13, 2012, 20:10Join us for a drunk tweet any Friday or Saturday night EST (accidentally typed teet at first haha). Or you can join me on Tuesdays, because I’ll gladly drink on a Tuesday.
Posted by La La | December 14, 2012, 10:20Heck yes!!! EST, eh? That means I better get started early!!!
Posted by vyvacious | December 14, 2012, 17:25ZOMG can I come? Can I come?!!
Posted by Sloan | December 13, 2012, 22:49I’m in to watch and cheer!
Posted by Lyssapants | December 14, 2012, 22:52