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Foolishness, Tardiness, Stubbornness, Oldness

TODAY’S MUSIC: SUKIYAKI BY KYU SAKAMOTO

THE BIRTHDAY WISHES

It was El Guapo‘s birthday yesterday, happy birthday! There was a massive, hippyish fuck fest for his birthday on this blogosphere. Did Le Clown conform? Fuck no! I thought I’d make my own special fuck party for his birthday… One fuck per year… But Guapo’s so fucking old… Le Clown, acting as a teenager? Well fuck you! I’m more like a 6-year old. I’m even breaking my no fuck usage blogging policy for his birthday. Now that’s love…

THE BIRTHDAY REQUEST

Rumours are that Guapo is indeed older than Edward Cullen. So this is what I want you all to do, please… It’s for a good cause… It’s for Guapo’s birthday: I’d like to see you all wish Guapo a happy birthday in my Comment section, even if you’ve already done so on another blog… I want to see at least 111 birthday wishes… and at least 111 mentions of the word fuck in your wishes… for his birthday, of course… Ready? Better fucking be…

THE BIRTHDAY RECAP

What Le Clown wants? 111 birthday wishes and 111 LIKES for Guapo. Do not disappoint.

THE BIRTHDAY CARD

El Guapo

THE BIRTHDAY POLL

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Discussion

168 Responses to “Foolishness, Tardiness, Stubbornness, Oldness”

  1. BIRTHDAY WISH 91/111

    I see you met and exceeded your fucking goal. Fuck, YES!

    Happy fucking belated birthday El Guapo. Any friend of Le Clown is a friend of mine!

    Posted by robincoyle | December 8, 2012, 16:21
  2. BIRTHDAY WISH 92/111

    Happy fucking birthday!!

    Posted by Lyssapants | December 8, 2012, 19:35
  3. BIRTHDAY WISH 93/111

    I’m gone for Two FUCKING Days and suddenly I find out that Guap’s birthday bash is extended and that he has additional fucking posts everywhere. Well, what more can I say but Guapola, you are fucking awesome.

    Seriously. Hope it was a blast. And that you can cash in some of these birthday wishes for some, you know, cash. Like what you really wanted for your fucking birthday.

    Posted by Elyse | December 9, 2012, 00:54
  4. BIRTHDAY WISH 94/111

    Oh, I am so so late – But HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Gotta love December birthdays – mine was on the 5th. Hope it was awesome awesome awesome. Maybe even effing awesome. I’m on my way to check out your blog, Guapo!!

    Posted by Kimberly | December 9, 2012, 05:15
  5. BIRTHDAY WISH 95/111

    Flipping heck
    Unique El Guappo
    Celebrating a birthday!
    Kick it!

    Posted by faithhopechocolate | December 10, 2012, 16:41
  6. BIRTHDAY WISH 96/111

    Ummm, so I’m a little fucking late, but happy fucking birthday anyhow Guap. That’s all.

    Posted by travellingmo | December 12, 2012, 12:26
  7. BIRTHDAY WISH 97/111

    Dear El Guapo

    The great thing about birthdays is that you can celebrate for as long as you bloody well like. In that spirit, I wish you a fucking brilliant Happy Birthday.

    Posted by mightwar | December 13, 2012, 06:25

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