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The Gospel of Le Clown
Praise White Baby Jesus! Hallelujah! Le Clown has a Press Releases section!
Blogger Adam Something Something from My Right to Bitch recently published an enthusiastic article on the blog that we have come to known, and love, as A Clown on Fire. Adam’s post sparked a Eureka moment: this post is not the only tribute to Le Clown’s blog. These posts should be compiled and gathered under one circus tent—a very large, ego-stroking shrine of love if you will—for Le Clown to bask in the genteel applause of his Carnies, and for you to enjoy. And envy. But Le Clown is not petty, so strike out the envy part, as it is not very becoming of a clown.
The Press Releases section is bound to grow large… and larger. Your magnificent™ accolades will not fall through the cracks. I am humbled by your eulogies, poems, odes, the monuments you have erected and the babies you have named after me. The Press Releases section is my show of appreciation for your devotion and adulation [feel free to stop me anytime]… I’m somewhat confident that I have aggregated most of your posts—if I have missed one, speak now or forever hold your peace, and that goes for you too, future trophy posts.
With fame comes trolls, and the art of trolling. Le Clown is not a crowd-pleaser, and detractors will rear their ugly heads. Such is life. Le Clown will ignore your diatribes, whether they are on your own site, or in my comment section. Let it be said: even though I will choose to disregard your vituperation, personal invective hurts, the author behind Le Clown is not immune to your bitter railings.
As for witnessing Le Clown get all high and mighty on your women’s issues’ social commentary published on your post, or the likes… Let bigots be bygones. You want to write a controversial piece on a topic you know nothing about? Be my guest—it is your right to publicly channel your best Tara Reid. Who am I to rain on your parade? I will invoke my right to avoid your post, and to live with you peacefully on this blogosphere.
So say we all.