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The Gospel of Le Clown
Praise White Baby Jesus! Hallelujah! Le Clown has a Press Releases section!
Blogger Adam Something Something from My Right to Bitch recently published an enthusiastic article on the blog that we have come to known, and love, as A Clown on Fire. Adam’s post sparked a Eureka moment: this post is not the only tribute to Le Clown’s blog. These posts should be compiled and gathered under one circus tent—a very large, ego-stroking shrine of love if you will—for Le Clown to bask in the genteel applause of his Carnies, and for you to enjoy. And envy. But Le Clown is not petty, so strike out the envy part, as it is not very becoming of a clown.
The Press Releases section is bound to grow large… and larger. Your magnificent™ accolades will not fall through the cracks. I am humbled by your eulogies, poems, odes, the monuments you have erected and the babies you have named after me. The Press Releases section is my show of appreciation for your devotion and adulation [feel free to stop me anytime]… I’m somewhat confident that I have aggregated most of your posts—if I have missed one, speak now or forever hold your peace, and that goes for you too, future trophy posts.
With fame comes trolls, and the art of trolling. Le Clown is not a crowd-pleaser, and detractors will rear their ugly heads. Such is life. Le Clown will ignore your diatribes, whether they are on your own site, or in my comment section. Let it be said: even though I will choose to disregard your vituperation, personal invective hurts, the author behind Le Clown is not immune to your bitter railings.
As for witnessing Le Clown get all high and mighty on your women’s issues’ social commentary published on your post, or the likes… Let bigots be bygones. You want to write a controversial piece on a topic you know nothing about? Be my guest—it is your right to publicly channel your best Tara Reid. Who am I to rain on your parade? I will invoke my right to avoid your post, and to live with you peacefully on this blogosphere.
So say we all.
Trolls, by The Ringmistress.
Did I miss a kerfuffle of rudeness from a misguided & assinine reader on your blog?
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | November 8, 2012, 09:15Apparently we both did rutabaga. We’ll have to go back and read comments to figure this injustice out.
Posted by talesfromthemotherland | November 8, 2012, 09:52Let me know if you sussed it out ~
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | November 8, 2012, 09:54Oh God! You just used an emoticon. Now he’ll be all anti-emoticon on us. The trick is to only say I love you Le Clown, and then not use any hint of emoticons to express that deep emotion. I’d wink, but I dare not.
Posted by talesfromthemotherland | November 8, 2012, 10:15I used a tilda “~” which negate the emotion of the emoticon (which I really am not a huge fan of) …nudge nudge wink wink
I LOVE YOU LE CLOWN
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | November 8, 2012, 10:19Rutabaga,
There was indeed some doucheness last weekend. But all is well. And if I am correct, which usually…I am, there’s a post of yours which should be up there among the other Press Releases‘ posts…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 10:13I’m glad all is well – some people can be schmucks.
Mir est egal
– I’m content to be counted amongst your friends ~
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | November 8, 2012, 10:19schmucks and choads. oy vey.
Posted by julesagray | November 8, 2012, 14:05Indeed
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | November 8, 2012, 14:15I am (paranoidly) grateful I am not the person(s) in that final paragraph… and amused by those in the previous paragraphs… and generally tickled by most things le clown.
Posted by talesfromthemotherland | November 8, 2012, 09:17Tales From The Motherland,
Paranoia is one of my three kids, and the only one I feed regularly.
Kindred spirits.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 10:16Buzzkill. I was looking forward to going a few rounds with whoever may offend your Magnificence. But if you want to take the high road and be all mature about it, I guess that’s your right.
Posted by Madame Weebles | November 8, 2012, 09:20No point in arguing with haters, though it can be entertaining for a while. Some people just want to go around spitting on other bloggers and won’t ever concede anything. It just make a blog less welcoming I suppose. I think ignoring them is the best option, even if sometimes they damn well piss me off. I just don’t understand why some people focus so much energy on being mean to others online: if you don’t like what you are reading, write a polite and constructive comment or move on to another page, for frack’s sake.
Posted by thegeekanthropologist | November 8, 2012, 09:29The Geek,
You said frack. We are besties.
Le Clown
PS: Haters will hate.
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 09:41So say we all.
Posted by Soul Walker | November 8, 2012, 13:08Hi Geek!
Oh believe me, I know haters will hate. Le Clown knows what I mean by the comment. He and I go way back around here.
Le Clown
Posted by Madame Weebles | November 8, 2012, 10:23Weebs,
If you and I were Game of Thrones characters, we’d be leading a powerful army which no one would dare to challenge. Oh. Wait. Isn’t that us already?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 10:20I think you’re right. Long live Our Empire!
Posted by Madame Weebles | November 8, 2012, 10:24Le Clown,
Okay, so my accolade to The Clown is in there. You get to live. Lucky you. I am waiting for posts praising my AliceGreatness™ anyday now.
Alice
Posted by aliceatwonderland | November 8, 2012, 09:23Alice,
I’m sure the Queen of Hearts will get to it someday.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 09:25Le Clown,
She does compliment me on my neck quite often.
Alice
Posted by aliceatwonderland | November 8, 2012, 10:10I don’t have any hater yet, guess it means I’m not famous, I said guess as if there was a chance of me being famous.
I like this Press Release idea, really nice.
I have to read the articles that I haven already read.
Posted by Doggy's Style | November 8, 2012, 09:23Dear Leo, you must have forgotten you’re winning the Pulitzer. While not as great an accolade as the Nobel (next in line!), it’s still enough to give you a chance to be famous! xoM
Posted by Margarita | November 8, 2012, 09:28I’m working on it, when I get there I’ll wave to all of you who supported this dream.
Thanks for remaining me Margarita.
Posted by Doggy's Style | November 8, 2012, 09:31Leo,
You’re kind. You write well. You understand social media. And if anyone would show some hate towards you, my friend, Le Clown would show some teeth. Not that you need a guard clown, or anything like that.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 10:31We all need a guard clown, a lot of people is afraid of clowns.
I should come up with a badge “Secured by Le Clown” or something like that, you know, like those security companies.
Posted by Doggy's Style | November 8, 2012, 10:39Is that a Furby? I kind of miss being terrified into submission by Furby who I locked in my closet as a child many a sleepless night. Yep, that must be a Furby.
Posted by becca3416 | November 8, 2012, 09:28Becca,
What is a Furby? Is it an ugly symbiosis between Eric Bana and Corey Feldman?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:33I will slap you. I will slap you so hard. And not in a good way.
Posted by becca3416 | November 8, 2012, 11:37Cher M. Le Clown,
I do not know how to make the tm work on the comments (or anywhere else, for that matter) and am, therefore, tongue-tied.
So sorry!
xoM
Posted by Margarita | November 8, 2012, 09:30Le Clown,
Excellent idea. And thanks for the press here. The Ode had to include you. Oh, and BTW, I love Sara’s drawings, thanks!
Cathy
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | November 8, 2012, 09:31Hooray! xo
Posted by saradraws | November 8, 2012, 09:54I would totally write something, but ever since I found out that you enhanced your junk in that one picture, I’m feeling really disillusioned.
Posted by misslisted | November 8, 2012, 09:38Misslisted,
That is a secret between our posse. Take it back…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 13:12I’d like to “take it back” wait, what? What are you talking about? I never said anything. You have a magnificent light sabre.
Posted by misslisted | November 8, 2012, 15:12Amen!
Posted by asklotta | November 8, 2012, 09:38Ask Lotta,
White Baby Jesus concurs.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 13:11If you’re ever in need of back up against the trolls, I do a mean roundhouse kick. And by that I mean I’m pretty good at sitting on the couch. Seriously though, I suppose this is the downside of being a kickass blogger. People get jealous. It sucks, it hurts, but rest assured knowing for every troll, there’s a shitload of people you make laugh on a consistent basis. No easy feat, my friend!
Posted by Ericka Clay | November 8, 2012, 09:57Ericka,
If I wasn’t sitting with a bunch of executives talking about bottom lines right now, i would get up and praise your name out loud. I just might. And great, great post today on Black Box Warnings.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 13:09Ur stoopid n a fkn loser. LOL!
Posted by saradraws | November 8, 2012, 09:58Really? I was thinking more of a looser?
Posted by Kelly | November 8, 2012, 10:03Kelly,
Emoticons give me diarrhea. And I don’t have a change of undies right now…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 10:06I had a sneaking suspicion. I aim to please.
Posted by Kelly | November 8, 2012, 10:09
Posted by Madame Weebles | November 8, 2012, 10:24You are a better troll than I. Sigh.
Posted by saradraws | November 8, 2012, 11:22Sometimes…meaning more often than not…you take my breath way with your syntax. Your wiseness tempts me to cash in my Green Stamps for new and improved brain cells… instead of the soup ladle JOTS needs to complete her stainless service. Obviously…meaning more often than not…you inspire.
Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | November 8, 2012, 10:10Jots,
Thank you. The Ringmistress and I were having a couch conversation about you last night:
Me: Dude, isn’t Jots magnificent™?
The Ringmistress: A class act.
Everything written was said, but the trademark symbol.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:41You and The Ringmistress didn’t see me? I was right in the middle of the two of you….whispering “magnificent Jots, magnificent Jots…” into the electrifying air that surrounds. Glad you got the message.
Now…let’s move on….
Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | November 8, 2012, 12:38Le Clown
Might you be a Battlestar Galactica Fan?
Just a question…
Marie
Posted by Marie | November 8, 2012, 10:26Marie,
One of the best shows of the past 10 years.
With Mad Men.
Dexter.
Six Feet Under.
Game of Thrones.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 10:49I am a HUGE Battlestar Galactica fan. I’m a few episodes away from the end. Must check out the others you recommended. Been wanting to watch Six Feet Under for a while now.
Posted by Marie | November 8, 2012, 10:51Marie,
Should I tell you the outcome? Want to know about Starbucks? Nah, I wouldn’t do that.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 10:54Oh, you’re quite nasty this morning, Le Clown!
A little while back, a man and his son walked into the restaurant I work at and were seated in my section. As I walked by at one point, I heard them talking about the show and told them I had started watching it and was about halfway through. The boy told me something that led to me figuring out who the last of the Final 5 was. I have to say…I was quite heartbroken that he told me, even though I asked him not to…..oh well!
*covers ears with hands*
La la la! I can’t hear you!
Marie
Posted by Marie | November 8, 2012, 11:00Hence my problem … I don’t watch any of these.
Posted by aFrankAngle | November 8, 2012, 20:43Did you write this post so you could use “vituperation” in a sentence?
Posted by robincoyle | November 8, 2012, 10:31Robin,
Undubiously, yes.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:20Another good, underused word.
Posted by robincoyle | November 8, 2012, 11:23Robin,
I thank John Steinbeck for the inspiration.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:25I’m thrilled and honored to be the link on the other end of your “future trophy posts” and hope that I live up to your standards on Sunday, your Highnessness.
Posted by thecheekydiva | November 8, 2012, 10:34Diva,
Just have fun with it, really! All will be well. And yes, your post today will be included in my Press Releases section.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:18Oh, I AM having fun~at your expense. Have you read it yet? Don’t blame me man, you gave me the pic!
Posted by thecheekydiva | November 8, 2012, 11:21Diva,
By all means, indulge! It’s about time someone makes fun of Le Magnificent™ Clown.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:29So, no be-headings will ensue, correct?
Posted by thecheekydiva | November 8, 2012, 11:31Yet another of your marketing tricks. I await the “I hate Le Clown” buttons. The word “hate” should be replaced with a heart broken in two.
Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | November 8, 2012, 10:39C-a-L,
I like to refer to the marketing tricks as marketing “coups” of sheer brilliance. But that’s just me.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:10You won’t believe this but you were actually in my dream last night. I was reading blogs before I nodded off, that must have done it.
Posted by joehoover | November 8, 2012, 10:42Joe,
And is this dream PG… Well, even if it’s PG-13, would you mind sharing it with me, and us, and a trillion readers?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:08I never remember my dreams much…it was in a bar, but all decked out Hawaiian…I was just goign to say I rarely rememebr my dreams but I just recalled you were smoking and I said you can’t smoke in here. (I snoke so dunno why I was being such a nazi about it). Then I said it’s barred in England, then we went out into the garden which was also decked out with far too much dried grass everywhere.. Then it all goes blank, maybe you beat me up?
Posted by joehoover | November 8, 2012, 11:21Joe,
I wouldn’t beat you up Le Clown is a pacifist. I would just put out my cigarette on your marker thumbnail face of yours.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 19:07Pleasure and pain.
Posted by joehoover | November 9, 2012, 05:41Le Clown has a small-minded, opinionated, disrespectful, fanatical, indignant, repugnant, pathetic, shitstain antagonist? Battlestations!
Press releases are great! How do you live with yourself?
Posted by SocietyRed | November 8, 2012, 11:02Red,
Oh yes! Le Clown has detractor(s). Some he tried to make peace with, and the offer was ignored, and some that lead to long tiresome email exchanges, which Le Clown ended up disconnecting from, up to a point where the lasts emails weren’t even read by me. C’est la vie.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:06C’est la vie indeed! Quelle connerie!
Posted by SocietyRed | November 8, 2012, 11:25Le Clown,
Just the other day you visited my mustache photo… Thanks but this isn’t about me. The point is it did in fact inspire and ode to your Le Awesomeness! I’ll place it here in your honor.
Wait a minute… My first response was, oh a comment on my post. This is a normal occurance and of nothing to boast.
But as minutes passed and my mind began to clear, it became apparent that I did not realize what had transpired here.
The comment was from, the red nosed one.
This can only mean but one thing, a thing guaranteed to my step to add bounce and spring!
Le Clown or as I prefer Le Pitre! A visit, this rare clown has paid to me, while I sit on my bed in awe with bare feet.
The honor is most dubious and quite rare indeed. For a lowly girl of bottom feeder blogging clout. To be paid a visit by Le Clown whose magnificence and greatness there is certainly no doubt!
Posted by There's a frog on my Sprocket! | November 8, 2012, 11:34Alison,
I do remember that comment! If it would have been a post, you would be there sitting with the Greats. Hint. Hint.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:36Oh, and I am confused (kinda a normal state being that I am 18 and blonde)
But how dare someone insult you when they post of something they have no knowledge and Le Clown offers the insight that only he maintains in his magnificent mind.
Personally when I post on subjects I have no knowledge of, basically all my posts besides those about body hair I appreciate my misconceptions being corrected. Especially when done, by someone quite my superior.
I am certain you were their superior, for this would be an easy task for you…. It’s your thing! Being great and all that you are. Thus, they should have been honored and erected statues in your likeness.
alison
Posted by There's a frog on my Sprocket! | November 8, 2012, 11:41Alison,
That person didn’t insult me. She insulted women. And I should have done the mature and sensible thing and just close the tab, and move to another post instead of commenting on that person’s blog. It was a waste of my time, and it ended up irritating me. And I was the one who irritated myself with my responses to the post. No one else was to blame.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:51Le Clown,
Good to know… This means I can rien in the enlisted posey that I formed to track said offender down and string them up by their thumbnails for mistreating my friend.
But I understand rarely can anyone invoke irritation in me but I do so to myself on a regular basis.
Bashing on the ladies is simply mean… We are cool inspite of most of us having the inability to grow mustaches, regardless of the effort we apply to the task. Thanks for defending us all the same = )
alison
Posted by There's a frog on my Sprocket! | November 8, 2012, 12:03Some things never change. I’m absent for over a week, yet your ginormous ego is here, magnificent and grand to welcome me back. Thank you.
Posted by Brigitte | November 8, 2012, 11:52Brigitte,
It’s really good to see you again. I did worry about you, my friend. As for my ego… I ask you: who controls who..? Did you hear that Le Clown?
Le Clown’s Ego
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 11:55Interestingly, my partner Sara is terrified of clowns. However, I’m wondering if you offer tutorials on achieving this breed of Greatness. If so, where do I sign up?
Posted by Kathryn McCullough | November 8, 2012, 12:32Kathryn,
Clowns are terrifying. I wake myself up in sheer terror each night. I hope that one day Le Clown character will allow me to have one decent night of sleep.
A positive comment from you hits the spot… You’re one of the greats on the blogosphere, Kathryn. I don’t say this lightly. Thank you.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 12:58If you must be terrifying, at least you’re also sweet. Blushing.
Posted by Kathryn McCullough | November 8, 2012, 18:56Le Clown,
Awesome! This is what’s so great about Le Clown, you share your glory! I don’t know what you’re referring to in your post, but I think you’ve haven’t really made it as a blogger until you have pissed off someone. Right?
TBF
Posted by The Bumble Files | November 8, 2012, 12:36TBF,
To piss off a few: I’ve been told it comes with the territory. Thank Le Clown I’m not afraid of a good ol’fashion golden shower.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 13:05Le Clown,
You’re fearless! Tiny Geek must get that from you or something.
TBF
Posted by The Bumble Files | November 9, 2012, 01:30Le Clown,
I trust that when I become offensive (which seems inevitable) that you will let me know. Also, Starbuck reminds me of Uma Thurman… looking at her face it seems like it should be ugly… but instead she is hot… and I don’t know why. Frackn’ A.
-Soul Walker
Posted by Soul Walker | November 8, 2012, 13:15Soul,
You are well versed in ugly beauty, my friend.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 19:07People have named their child Le Clown – really????
Posted by Long Life Cats and Dogs | November 8, 2012, 13:23LLCD,
Absolutely:
. Bozo the Clown
. Pennywise
. Krusty the Clown
. Mitt Romney.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 17:27Nice.
Posted by Soul Walker | November 9, 2012, 02:56I’m sorry to hear there were some misgivings and unkindness shown towards you, Le Clown. People can be hurtful and somewhere they are sad inside for it. On the outside, they don’t fecking care. Just so you know. And they spout off meanness.
I’m glad you pulled your Clown hat over your ears, looked at the Magnificent (do I have to TM this every time I write it?) that is Le You, and let those peeps slide out of your memories.
I’m liking this PR page. So many fans. So much fun. Let haters be haters. They aren’t invited to the Clown Fest.
Posted by iRuniBreathe | November 8, 2012, 13:24Excellent idea as usual, Le Clown. And fuck the haters. More vituperation should scare away trolls; they hate vocabulary.
Posted by rollergiraffe | November 8, 2012, 14:14Roller Giraffe,
“Fuck the haters”: you are my most eloquent friend.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 17:20And elegant. Don’t forget elegant.
Posted by rollergiraffe | November 8, 2012, 17:26RG,
Of course. Hey, I hear it’s snowing in your neck of the wood… That would make a great post…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 17:28What, me giving the finger to mother nature?
Posted by rollergiraffe | November 8, 2012, 17:28Le Clown, you make me feel like I’ve been Freshly Pressed. BFF. I think our egos should meet for lunch soon, mine will buy.
Posted by Adam S | November 8, 2012, 14:27Adam,
I don’t think your ego can afford me.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 14:29Seriously, thank you. This post made my day. Tell me of future haters, I will eat them for breakfast…
Posted by Adam S | November 8, 2012, 14:33As others have said, haters gonna hate. They’re just jealous of your general magnificence™. And of The Ringmistress. Some folks out there think that bullying is the way to go. One day they may learn. But if not, well, you can always delete their comments, right?
Posted by faithhopechocolate | November 8, 2012, 15:02Faith,
I will moderate trolling before it even makes it on this page. Life is beautiful, and I have no patience of trolls and their waste of time. Now on to someone’s blog to make their life miserable!
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 17:17Look at this. A page to promote posts that promote you. This is ingenious. I wonder, does this mean I should write more about you? (and it makes me feel good to know that I had more than one post that said good things about Le Clown and Sara. I had forgotten about this one.)
Posted by Brother Jon | November 8, 2012, 17:37Well said and great picture by the Ringmistress! I guess the price of fame and fortune in the blogosphere is the trolling so think of it as moving on up. Also, I had to look up “vituperation” which as an English teacher made me feel so scholarly stimulated. Keep fighting the fight!
Posted by biggreenmeanie | November 8, 2012, 17:41BGM,
Hello my friend. Isn’t vituperation a nice word? It’s right up there with “like”, “lol” and “huzzah”.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 9, 2012, 06:00Celebrity is difficult. I should know or rather I don’t, but Hugo has told me some stories of fans who have turned on his brilliant bald head. All I know is that I’ve now made it my life goal to warrant a spot on that press release page. My previous life goal was winning ‘stache glasses from Jules and those are presently in the mail.
Posted by speaker7 | November 8, 2012, 17:51Speaker7,
This Press Releases wall feels empty without you and Hugo. This is me giving you inspiration for your 30-day self-imposed masochist writing challenge…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 18:06Oh good. I’m glad to see you stopped by my place today. I didn’t get around to telling you I gave you a fat mention today . . . along with Madame Weebles.
Posted by robincoyle | November 8, 2012, 19:15Robin,
That’s is TOO funny. I just entered a comment on your post. You can even see the time stamp..!
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 8, 2012, 19:16Our biological clocks are in sync.
Posted by robincoyle | November 8, 2012, 19:21You are killing me.
What size clown hat will you need to fit that at head of yours? It’s almost knitting season. LMAO
Posted by javaj240 | November 8, 2012, 21:11*fat head, not at head
Posted by javaj240 | November 8, 2012, 21:12Javaj240,
Anything “fedora” like fits my magnificent™ head.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 9, 2012, 05:58I love swimming in your blog Le Clown. Sing away!!! And yes, that new clown art is MAGNIFICENT!!! I saw you thank the artist and I am amazed the the fucking brilliance you bring out it us. Clown on!!!
Posted by isawbobdylaninaspeedo | November 8, 2012, 22:28Speedo,
One question remains: What the fuck am I doing up so early?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 9, 2012, 05:57what the EFF Clown!!
Posted by isawbobdylaninaspeedo | November 9, 2012, 09:09Were I to have another baby, he would surely be named Le Clown.
Posted by Deliberately Delicious | November 9, 2012, 00:20DD,
That is wonderful news. I myself wish we’d have more kids so I could call the little one: Le Clown Jr. It rolls off my tongue.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 9, 2012, 05:56“Even though I will choose to disregard your vituperation, personal invective hurts, the author behind Le Clown is not immune to your bitter railings.”
Aaaaww, I’m touched! Till now I always thought Le Clown was a man who didn’t believe there was a God besides himself (like me), but there it was… A hint of humanity.
Although I am always twisting your leg, biting your wing, pulling your armpithair and shaving your moustache for #Movember while your blog takes its digital nap. I think it goes without saying that I think of you as a great man, standing out in a crowd of fools and I respect you.
So might you run into any trolls on your journey, feel free to redirect them to me as I’d love to chew on their ugly faces in your honor.
Posted by Daan van den Bergh | November 9, 2012, 03:08Daan,
It’s all a friendly banter between you and I, and ’tis all good. Le Clown enjoys making fun of you, more than anything though. You should be honoUred.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 9, 2012, 05:54Forgive them, Father, for English is only my second language and they’re bound to make mistakes.
Posted by Daan van den Bergh | November 9, 2012, 05:59ah phooey ignore the trolls, us goats will clip clop our way over the bridge and strike terror into the hearts of those trolling trollites. We all love Le Clown, his Ringmistress and all the acts in his tent of Carnie joy! xx
Posted by scienerf | November 9, 2012, 05:31Scienerf,
This is the best way to start the day. Note to self: Le Clown, read Mel first thing each mornings.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 9, 2012, 05:53Aww shucks Le Clown I wouldn’t recommend that if you want cheering up in general…however http://scienerf.wordpress.com/2012/11/09/trolls/ this one is in your honour as well as anyone else whose been trolled recently.
Posted by scienerf | November 9, 2012, 06:19I just checked out your new “Press Release” section. You do know people are talking about you … a lot! Your Le Clown ears must be burning constantly.
Posted by Michelle Gillies | November 9, 2012, 13:53So say we all indeed, fellow Battlestar geek.
Posted by travellingmo | November 13, 2012, 16:17