“And I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.”- Richard Mourdock , U.S. Senate candidate.
The People have been fucked unwillingly for eons. It was God’s plan all along.
DISCLAIMER #1: By no means am I comparing “rape” with “class inequality”. I am, however, supporting Richard Mourdock for the 1%.
DISCLAIMER #2: By no means do I think everyone in the 1% is a douche, and that means you Resource Generation and Wealth for the Common Good.
DISCLAIMER #3: Even though Rush Limbaugh is a dangerous douche, I still enjoy making fun of him because of his physical unattractiveness.
DISCLAIMER #4: By no means do I think all physically unattractive people are douches—just Rush Limbaugh, Honey Boo Boo‘s mother, and Chris Christie.
DISCLAIMER #5: By no means do I think all large people are physically unattractive—just Rush Limbaugh, Honey Boo Boo‘s mother, and Chris Christie.
DISCLAIMER #6: By no means do I support bad poetry because I think Paul Ryan rhymes with douchebag.
DISCLAIMER #7: It’s not because I like to imagine Richard Mourdock, Rush Limbaugh and Paul Ryan eating at Chick-fil-A that I would call my fictitious scene “The Meeting of the Douches”. But I do think they would all die from a heart attack by doing so—something God would have intended.
DISCLAIMER #8: Vagina.
DISCLAIMER #9: By no means do I think vaginae are offensive because I use the term vagina, nor do I think douches are a healthy option for one. Douching is bad.
DISCLAIMER #10: I do not believe in God™, but in defense of the G (wo)man, I don’t think it’s cool to use God™ as a scapegoat.
Le Clown. I am sorry I am late to the party. I did not read all of the comments. But I do feel I need to say that vaginae made me laugh. And I agree douching is bad. Except douchbags should douche. A lot. They should be made to douche: a different kind of water-boarding.
Posted by renée a. schuls-jacobson | October 31, 2012, 18:49Renée,
You’re the type of guest where no one says anything if you’re late… That’s my way of sending praise your way. Don’t tell anyone I did so…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 1, 2012, 08:30WOW…I can only imagine how long your disclaimers would be if you actually lived in America and could vote!
Posted by asklotta | October 31, 2012, 22:38Ask Lotta,
My blog would be one long disclaimer…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 1, 2012, 08:28Hahaha…are you sending empathy my way???
Posted by asklotta | November 1, 2012, 08:51Ask Lotta,
Only if it there is something in return for Le Clown.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 1, 2012, 08:52Ha! You must have been an American in a previous life!
Posted by asklotta | November 1, 2012, 08:58love the TM after God. excellent.
Posted by rich | October 31, 2012, 23:38Rich™,
Thank you. God trademarked my Le Clown. It was only appropriate.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 1, 2012, 08:28Man Le Clown, you got some crazy long responses from this one! So I keep mine short and sweet: Love it!
Posted by travellingmo | November 2, 2012, 03:53The “Wealth for the Common Good” link is busted.
Posted by adamjasonp | November 3, 2012, 18:08Adam,
How very kind of you. Fixed.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | November 3, 2012, 18:12