Massive campaigns all over the blogosphere to Freshly Press Le Clown have finally borne fruit: Le Clown is a made man, and his infamous Not Featured on Freshly Pressed badge will be retired – it was only a month old.
Not everyone is pleased with this sudden blogging consecration. Le Clown’s close friend and brother-in-arms, street artist Banksy, has been reported walking around England covering up stencilled graffiti supporting Le Clown’s status as one of the three remaining blogging celebrities who were not yet Freshly Pressed, and cursing Le Clown’s name.
A Not Featured on Freshly Pressed flag had been planted on the moon, costing American millions in dollars – money that could have been used to send Paul Ryan to the moon.
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Hacktivist group and friends Anonymous had to cancel a cyber-attack planned on the WordPress servers later this month, pissing off Commander X and Honey Boo Boo.
Finally, an unprecedented recall of October’s edition of Adbusters generated a slew of hate mail. Adbusters is confused about the uproar and the negative press this recall is getting, as nowhere in the magazine was the word “vagina” ever used.