A Clown On Fire
Archive for October 2012
A 99% Accurate Magnificent™ Ecard©
“And I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.”- Richard Mourdock , U.S. Senate candidate. The People have been fucked unwillingly for eons. It was God’s plan all along. DISCLAIMER #1: By no means am I comparing “rape” with “class inequality”. I am, … Continue reading
He-Mail Versus Fe-Mail
Feast your peepers on the QWERTY clusterfuck that is the daily exchange between Weebs and Le Clown. LC: Hey, Weebles… Want to write a post about our email exchanges? MW: Sure, why the fuck not, Le Clown? LC: There goes the Freshly Pressed nod… MW: Suck it, Clown. We’ve both been FP’d already. But I’ll probably never … Continue reading
All Hallows’ Eve
The year was 2006. It was a rainy and cold Halloween, and after a less than successful trick-or-treating, Le Clown decided it would be his last. He was 35. He now enjoys Halloween through his kids’ candies. Le Clown married a woman who shares the same passion for dressing-up… and undressing. During our magnificent™ time together … Continue reading
My Thanks 2 Everyone, A Shout out to Le Clown, & More Inappropriate comments
Reblogged from ASpoonfulofSuga: As you all know I love to poke fun at things and a few days ago I did so again at the expense of WordPress and their sacrosanct institution that is ‘FreshlyPressed’. I was inspired by a comment from Edward Hotspur (Captn. of Team Edward) specifically: Freshly Pressed does focus on certain types of posts. … Continue reading
What’s On a Clown’s Mind
Being Freshly Pressed and featured on The Daily Post in the same amount of time it took White Baby Jesus to create the world packs a punch: your kids call you “Sir Clown Dad”, your ego wants a corner office and its own parking spot, and your distant relatives start selling your baby photos to … Continue reading
Ten Questions for A Clown on Fire
Our favourite Freshly Pressed Le Clown was approached by the WordPress.com team to be featured on The Daily Post. “It’s a new feature, Le Clown – we will profile a blogger in the 10 questions format. Would you be interested in being the inaugural profilee?” Le Clown channelled his inner Felix Baumgartner and answered yes… … Continue reading
Haikus Are the Lowest Form of Puns… and I was a french minor in college (which means I really don’t speak any french at all any more… just so we are clear, because I feel you all need to know this)
Greetings on this fine Sunday to you all. I am Soul Walker… luckily this isn’t nearly as terrible (usually) as Paul Walker… whom I am trying (and failing) to not hate. Sometimes people (on the internet) just call me Soul (which oddly enough doesn’t bother me). I actually write a poetry blog (which is here, because … Continue reading
A Saturday Morning Blogroll Surprise
The malleable A Clown on Fire blogroll is welcoming new bloggers! The success of this blog is due to its magnificent readership, and it is only right that Le Clown’s blogroll adjusts itself to the ever growing number of new readers… Frank, Rich, Becca and Amy, welcome! Three new bloggers will be added each month – … Continue reading
A Bloggess on Fire
Truth be told: The Bloggess and Le Clown are not the same person. Admittedly, up to a few weeks ago, I didn’t know who The Bloggess was. Say it: Le Clown, have you been living under a rock? Perhaps, but it’s a mighty, beautiful rock. Admittedly, up to a few hours ago, I didn’t … Continue reading
WordPress To Retire Le Clown’s Not Featured on Freshly Pressed Jersey
Massive campaigns all over the blogosphere to Freshly Press Le Clown have finally borne fruit: Le Clown is a made man, and his infamous Not Featured on Freshly Pressed badge will be retired – it was only a month old. Not everyone is pleased with this sudden blogging consecration. Le Clown’s close friend and brother-in-arms, street … Continue reading
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