I’ve only just recovered from the shock of having been chosen to write a guest post, really. I feel like the king of Belgium himself has given me a medal while shaking heavily (Parkinson, you know). Oh, the joy of guest blogging! Please know I’m still young and new to guest blogging. Have mercy and leave a comment – as usual it should be a haiku or limerick. (And don’t choke while laughing at the picture…)
~ NBI
Jesus’ disciples’
White sport socks were as sexy
As Jesus’ hairdo…
(Don’t laugh so loudly
At our fancy clownish friend
JC Superstar!)
As a little addition of myself, here’s a video. Were people equally as enthusiast at Le Clown when he still looked as a reincarnation of Jesus?
oh my oh wowsers
gasp! who knew The Hardy Boys
had another brother
smokin hot Le Dude
says this shy little prude
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 30, 2012, 07:35Smoking hot indeed
I didn’t know the Hardy Boys
Until this great day…!
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 30, 2012, 07:50oh le clown
makes me want to
oh the doo doo run run
my fingers through
his manly mane
me makes my
heart stand still
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 30, 2012, 07:58The haiku in my
head just disappeared
when I lolled at “Le Dude”
Posted by TAE | September 30, 2012, 09:45TAE,
Inspired by you:
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 11:31OMG.
Must. Join. f. Again.
Fuck!
Posted by TAE | September 30, 2012, 11:34Reblogged this on No Blog Intended.
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 30, 2012, 08:04Sitting by a guy over there
Is le Clown with very long hair
He might be a Jesus – come to redeem us
Or he might just be wanting a beer ~
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 30, 2012, 08:23Hahahahaha
Roflmao lol lol lol
Like this comment much!
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 30, 2012, 08:26It wrote itself with the hair & beer…and I stole the Jesus line from Flogging Molly… You gotta take what you can get at 5AM!
Guest blogging is a whole lotta fun, eh?
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 30, 2012, 08:29Really
.
It’s a joy, especially when you get to see picture like that one…
Hey, it’s okay to steal every now and then. Quotes, I mean. Thanks for your quite hilarious comment, Rutabaga!
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 30, 2012, 08:31T’was my pleasure – I love to spin a little rhyme. Have a great day Haikuing & limericking ~
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 30, 2012, 08:33Reblogged this on The Mercenary Researcher and commented:
It’s Sunday fun – with Haiku & Limerick poems…come join…No Blog Intended writes a mean Haiku!
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 30, 2012, 08:32Hipster, Samson called
Green with envy, douchemeister
Leggo your ego
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 08:43Alas and alack,
methinks yon ego doth grow
Bwtixt all the lines
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 30, 2012, 09:08Um…betwixt…my spelling is atrocious
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 30, 2012, 10:44Le Clown with long hair,
Neatly trimmed mustache and beard
And earrings dangling.
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | September 30, 2012, 08:54Where is thou scarf sir?
A French Lit Student You Ain’t
With a naked neck.
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 09:14Well played sir.
Posted by asoulwalker | October 2, 2012, 00:07Le Clown has a beard
And flowing locks of chestnut
Both of them must go
Posted by Carrie Rubin | September 30, 2012, 09:401991
Not a Billy Corgan Song
Grey hair now he sports
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 09:45Flowing locks got me
Your ending is so damn true
Tragic waste of hair
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 30, 2012, 11:26Could donate those locks
One might want to make a wig
For Donald Trump’s pate
Posted by Carrie Rubin | September 30, 2012, 12:50Carrie is on fire.
Her haikus just made me snort
Coffee out my nose.
Posted by The Waiting | September 30, 2012, 14:13Coffee out your nose
Beats flying boogers from nose
That then land on me
Posted by Carrie Rubin | September 30, 2012, 14:46She gives our sexy
Side a chance to come out just
Like the coffee did…
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 30, 2012, 15:19Sock stares longingly
Nose inhaling pungency
Soon, hairy one, soon
Posted by Maddie Cochere | September 30, 2012, 10:49http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120224/640/soon_meme_collection_640_04.jpg
Lovely, Maddie, is
What your haiku should be called
For it is lovely
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 30, 2012, 11:24Socks, evil kitten
Starbucks hurt nasal passage
Silly Sunday morn
Posted by Maddie Cochere | September 30, 2012, 11:46Le Clown bears a likeness to jesus
Maybe confused with a rhesus
He appeals to the masses
Who laugh off their asses
And hope his wit never decreases
Posted by SocietyRed | September 30, 2012, 11:52White Baby Jesus
This pagan does not pray to
Damned his poor soul is.
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 12:02Will Boeddha perhaps
Save your from purgatory
If not, poor poor you…
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 30, 2012, 15:18Encourage him, no!
Clowns with God complexes will
Be the end of us.
Posted by The Waiting | September 30, 2012, 14:10Douche Billy Corgan
A God only in his head
Rotten Smashed Pumpkins
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 15:34This is your second
Billy Corgan haiku. I think
You are fixated.
Posted by The Waiting | September 30, 2012, 19:45Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Suck it, Le Corgan
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 22:22White Baby Jesus
come save me from my sinning
I beg this of thee
Posted by free penny press | September 30, 2012, 16:04Sinner, He wondered:
Absolution? Such sadness
To wash sins away.
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 16:16No Blog Intended
Flocks of followers your way
Le Clown only hopes.
Thank you for being today’s MC.
Posted by Le Clown | September 30, 2012, 17:19Dear good friend Le Clown
The pleasure is mine for sure
A thousand times ‘thanks!’
Posted by No Blog Intended | October 1, 2012, 03:41I simply cannot
tell what is best, your long hair
or your awesome verse
Posted by nevercontrary | September 30, 2012, 19:21The hair is sexy
But the verse is quite good
As well, I believe
Posted by No Blog Intended | October 1, 2012, 03:43Love the JC look — that’s why I’m more of a Jason Mraz fan now than ever before. I saw JCS for the first time live when I was 10 years old. The scene in which Judas hangs himself “Poor…Poor…Judas…” *shudder* haunting. It’s never left me. Totally not what your post is about but had to share. I’m a musical theater nerd.
Posted by dockfam | October 1, 2012, 15:23Haha, never mind Dockfam
. I recently saw JCS, and I totally liked Judas. He had the most awesome voice, you know! He rocked. Jesus’ voice was sometimes slightly too high… If that is the right word. But anyway, I found it an amusing musical/ rock opera!
Posted by No Blog Intended | October 2, 2012, 08:20the movie is awesome — he had a really good voice. Damn his name (the actor) eludes me but he was in other Andrew Lloyd Webber productions too.
Posted by dockfam | October 2, 2012, 11:37That’s a trendy look,
JC’s contemporary.
Hair shirt with that hair?
Posted by Kylie | October 1, 2012, 17:30Imagine how well
A fur jacket would go with
That awesome hairdo!
Posted by No Blog Intended | October 2, 2012, 08:26In death like a plague
Rests all our hopless sad might
Musicians will pay.
Posted by asoulwalker | October 2, 2012, 00:09Perhaps Le Clown will
Save our souls from hell’s fire
Here at clown on fire…
Posted by No Blog Intended | October 2, 2012, 08:29