I’m happy as Larry or maybe happier Larry is in the corner weeping.
Anyway, Le Clown invited me to be a guest blogger – it’s my first time, so please be gentle and no delinquent haddocks please.
So it is poetic work out time, please make all comments in the form of a Haiku or a limerick. Let us get it going – Make it so
Bruce Ruston, Brain Jar
I am a hero
with a square jaw protruding
my fists are a fury
~~~~~~~~
there was a man with a sword
I just had to openly applaud
he picked up the head
from the man he made dead
and said do we have an accord
Next week’s Haiku host: No Blog Intended.
What a great verse
The second has been
The first one too
Posted by Alastair | September 23, 2012, 07:05Alastair, Numbers
A knack for them you possess
Demons, I hope not.
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 09:22Thank you so much dude
let me bow and doff my hat
Its been my honor
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:40There was a man with a blog
Who found daily updates a slog
So he said screw it
Let someone else do it
And they came up with great dialogue
Posted by Storkhunter | September 23, 2012, 07:12Perhaps one day soon
A stork on your roof will land
“You, hosting haikus”?
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 07:24O Caravaggio
My head it seems I have lost
All my marbles gone
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 07:18I marvel
something rolls by, clicking -
maybe a Clown’s marble?
Posted by theabrasiveembrace | September 23, 2012, 10:03Sunday Morning I
Get up, stretch, walk and land here
Safely, at Le Clown’s.
Posted by Brigitte | September 23, 2012, 07:29Black, bitter coffee
Brigitte sweetens the whole deal
Oops, I just farted.
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 08:08Rainbow farts are good
Coffee farts with foul moods, no
Seriously, farts?
Posted by Brigitte | September 23, 2012, 08:29oh dear brigitte you
make me joyously giggle
groggy Sunday morn
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 08:49Everything starts fine
Le Clown makes nasty rhyme
Bitter coffee farts
Posted by A Gripping Life | September 23, 2012, 11:54haa
how to ruin
perfect cup o joe
when rainbow
farts to blow
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 11:59I read the line above the comments,
You know, The bit about you,
Strangely, I really thought it was,
The very first Haiku!
Posted by jiltaroo | September 23, 2012, 07:58there once was a girl shaded blue
who felt she was falling for you
she spoke it aloud
because she was proud
that here on le clown you’re on view
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 08:31Bruce glows in the dark
Follow the light, bright he shines
Ouch! That was a wall!
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 09:16Ouch! That was a wall!
I’m not over there I’m here
light is on the fritz
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 13:37Fuck that Haiku shit
Ape thinks poems are for pussies
Kiss my arse Le Clown
Posted by Ape No. 1 | September 23, 2012, 08:31HA HA HA HA HA
Rolling my head off the floor
You are bananas
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 08:39Such a mean thing to say
mr ape probably
doesn’t get any…
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 09:16Masterbate alone
His banana only gets
Furry hands relief.
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 09:26mushy banana pie
as his hand raises nigh
furry relief one limpy banana on his thigh
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 09:40Ape’s faux troll reply
Inspired by Green Day guy
Sure was inciting
Posted by Ape No. 1 | September 23, 2012, 17:29smiling
grinning
and oh so fun
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 18:48rollicking headless
Le Clown abounding cheerfully
leading us all
maniacally
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 09:00Where is thou, Sir Bruce?
The party needs an MC
Knock knock, who’s there? You!
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 09:12Been a working hard
mending all those mean pc’s
A new job is sort
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:15Mac versus PC
An eternal inquiry
Intel marks the spot
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 12:18Mac versus PC
I have a tear in my eye
Can’t go to the Mac
~~~~~~
until the lottery
then i will spend much dough too
on sparkling screen
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 14:03off with his Head le Clown
maybe the headless horseman
is chasing him
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 09:13headless horseman scare
whew it was a projection
much fun to be had
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:16dreary and droopy
am I without my muse , too
uninspired to finish
and confused — is uninspired three or four? I am loosing what little I had
Posted by on thehomefrontandbeyond | September 23, 2012, 09:18I am
Posted by on thehomefrontandbeyond | September 23, 2012, 11:29I’m really trying to like you
But I’m tired of all this haiku.
This early in the morn
My brain is shop-worn,
So I’ll I can say is faik you.
Yes, I know it’s lame
Too early in the morning
To think up good verse
Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | September 23, 2012, 09:20There’s a pill for that
Cyanide? Tylenol?, or
Cheer up already.
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 09:23I stayed up too late
No Haiku for me today
Brain is full of mush
Posted by Carrie Rubin | September 23, 2012, 09:29Brian works is my game
my game of poetic stuff
but I don’t do dice
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:20I’ve done in that wicked old Clown
the King of the blogging aroun’
My nipple’s exposed
The King is deposed
Now it’s time to get me a new gown
No blood on the head?
Where is that blood on the knife?
Don’t pick up strange heads.
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 23, 2012, 09:38no blood no heart
just a magical fart
strange head indeed
his magical marbles have been freed
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 09:46Bruce has left the room
Who will MC this party
And spread some lovin’?
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 09:59Poor Bruce has to work
While in his room we do lurk
Duties he does shirk
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 10:23dear blue girl
take a whirl
doth stand in
for your lyrical man?
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 10:25What doth it entail
This MCing palaver?
My skills I do doubt
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 10:43oh your skills are
quite handy
i’ve read them often
just follow along
and reply
mix and match
be a little randy
folks at le clown
are quite dandy
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 10:48I know a woman who can be randy
its all good to be the dandy
My food it is hot
but late to the plot
got noodles and not tasty candy
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:24Yea! Dear Bruce
is on the loose
headless clown
will turn is frown upside down
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 12:37Fear strangles like ice
Death leaves us wanting so much
Hope flows from small springs.
Posted by asoulwalker | September 23, 2012, 10:17Headless Le Clown
dangling by his hair
He feels no fear
in his icey stare
his anger is clear
dear Bruce you
better be near
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 10:23LeClown beheaded
Sad day for the blogosphere
Haiku must go on…
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | September 23, 2012, 10:56Twas but a flesh wound
Le Clown’s head hangs by a thread
He’s stitching it back
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 11:14as a zombie
he shall walk
and bloggers
he will stalk
hanging us by
our nose hairs
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 11:26Le Caravaggio
Lost, I feel? My head I’ll keep
If Munch art I am.
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 12:03Your head now attached
But silently screaming now
Poor zombie Le Clown
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 12:10One’s death or demise
Promise of posterity
For the rotting flesh
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 11:55There once was a zombie Le Clown
Whose face wore a terrible frown
His anger let loose
On our hero Bruce
For making his head dangle down
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 12:02There was a man called Bruce
who was terribly obtuse
he ran like a nutter
Le Clown in a flutter
but I ran straight into a goose
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:27My hero returns
Back into the fray he comes
Hurrah for Sir Bruce!
x
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 12:29A stroll through the blogs
slicing and dicing Haikus
my brain sucks at this
Posted by A Gripping Life | September 23, 2012, 11:58Watch out for Le Clown
He’s become a zombie now
Sucking brains he likes
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 12:03Blue Girl, grateful is
Le Clown for your new role as
Host of this party
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 12:08I’m really not sure
What the hell I am doing
But damn it is fun
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 12:12A guest post you say?
My blessings you promptly won
November perhaps?
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 12:15Le Clown, I may swoon
You do me a great honour
I humbly accept
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 12:18Pencilled in you are
November 17 You
My Carnie will shine
Posted by Le Clown | September 23, 2012, 12:22laughing..
Your brain is perfect
good one..
Posted by unfetteredbs | September 23, 2012, 12:07laughing now to thanks
my brain all gone a flutter
jersey cow kung fu
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:32The blogger was good,
The comments were funnier
My side hurts from laughs.
Posted by John the Aussie | September 23, 2012, 12:38Thank you lots my friend
I did the best I could
sorry about your side
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:44It was worth the pain
Night shift is dead set boring
Your distraction, good
Posted by John the Aussie | September 23, 2012, 19:04Be grateful Sir John
That only laughs are hurting
And your head stays on
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 12:44I heed the warning
Don’t laugh ya tits off
Oh, sorry, too late
(Sorry, couldn’t pass the opportunity, I’m sure your tits are great.)
Posted by John the Aussie | September 23, 2012, 19:07There once was a hero called Bruce
His sword swinging was very loose
He chopped up Le Clown
Till his head dangled down
And his rainbow blood flowed out like juice
But flesh wound only
Head now reattached with thread
Zombie Le Clown walks
Posted by Blue Girl | September 23, 2012, 12:43quite a violent thought
do much damage to self
I’m quite clumsy too
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 12:46Congrats dear Brain Jar
I’m so excited to be
Succeeding you next!
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 23, 2012, 14:26You will have much fun
Congrats No Blog Intended
look forward to it
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 23, 2012, 14:31