We are only one day away from what we once thought to be the Duel of the Century. It is now obvious that Team Iron Gonads of Thunder Fire will be competing (we’re using this term loosely) against a somewhat cute little pooch, with no hindlimbs. Edward Dachshund did surround himself with formidable teammates, we have to give him that at least: the illustrious Ginger Snaap and blogging maverick El Guapo.
The winning topics:
- Furries (fetish), suggested by Carrie Rubin (16 votes);
- Group Sex in Retirement Adult Community, suggested by Rutabaga (10 votes);
- Protection Identities, suggested by The Ringmistress (9 votes).
The face-offs will be as follow:
- September 19 – Furries: Ginger Snaap VS Speaker7;
- September 20 – Protection Identities: El Guapo VS Madame Weebles;
- September 21 - Group Sex in Retirement Community: Edward VS Le Clown.
All posts written by Team Iron Gonads of Iron Fire will be published on Le Clown‘s blog; posts from Team Dachshund will be published on Edward‘s blog. Winners will be crowned by the amount of LIKES each post will get (LIKES will be counted only during the day the post was published). So you, readers, will have the final say as to who’s this blogosphere’s force to be reckoned with. Don’t say it, we know what you’re thinking… and Madame Weebles, Speaker7 and Le Clown thank you for it.
Related posts:
- A Fur-nundrum (Speaker 7)
- The Tears of a Clown: Part One: Duel of Furry Fetishes (Ginger Snaap)
- Tears of a Clown: The Duel – With a Cherry on Top (Edward Dachshund)
- Let’s Get Ready to Rumble (H.E. Ellis)
- Battlefront (Ginger Snaap)
- Challenge Accepted, Monsieur Clown Brulée (Edward Dachshund)
- Madame Weebles Needs You (Madame Weebles)
- Alexander Hamilton Ain’t Got Nothing on Me (Speaker7)
- Le dü-əl – The Original Post (Le Clown)
I can’t wait!
Posted by meizac | September 18, 2012, 09:09Wait…I have to write something? What the furry are furries? Any relation to the furies?
Posted by speaker7 | September 18, 2012, 09:10You are so doomed… and if not, you will not sleep for weeks. Trust me, what is seen cannot be unseen.
Posted by John the Aussie | September 18, 2012, 09:15I thought it was “FLURRIES”- as in ice cream treats.
Oops.
Posted by GingerSnaap | September 18, 2012, 09:41Flurries would have been a much yummier topic, I think.
Posted by Madame Weebles | September 18, 2012, 11:31Don’t mention flurries with furries. Ewwww. Just ew. Just – be thankful Christian wasn’t into that or 50 Shades would have been even worse.
Posted by aliceatwonderland | September 18, 2012, 11:47Actually it might have been a better book…Hmmmm…maybe someone will write a fanfic…
Posted by Sue | September 18, 2012, 15:09Actually it probably would be – I heard someone did publish a fanfic of James’s crap – so it’s crap from the crap from the crap . . . sort of like how reality shows tend to span other reality shows. Also, I heard James had the nerve to get pissy about it. I’ll have to find those articles – saw them on another blog.
Posted by aliceatwonderland | September 18, 2012, 16:10Ginger,
It’s a tad off topic, but are you aware of Sweet Mother’s side project, Canadica, in which a few Canadian/American bloggers banter on each other’s countries? This was Speaker7′s post, which was fucking brilliant: http://canadica.wordpress.com/2012/09/17/speaker7-talks-aboot-appearance/. Mine is next week… We are still looking for writers (for next year)….. Just sayin’.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | September 18, 2012, 12:08oh this is good can’t wait – no I mean it, my fence position has never been better
Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 18, 2012, 09:38Is that because you are straddling the fence? Won’t that hurt after a while?
*Note to self: be sure to include weird ‘Fence straddling Fetish’ in blog post for Wednesday*
Posted by GingerSnaap | September 18, 2012, 09:44Ouch. I might vote for you guys because you have the dachshund. He is so freaking cute! Much cuter than that freaky clown guy. Except his teammates are swell too . . . what to do? What to do?
Posted by aliceatwonderland | September 18, 2012, 11:48Good that now I have the time!
Posted by Doggy's Style | September 18, 2012, 09:51I can’t read any of this….the dachshund is hypnotizing me… it’s like hypnotoad in cute…
Posted by theabrasiveembrace | September 18, 2012, 10:05Cute dachshund can see into your soul.
Posted by aliceatwonderland | September 18, 2012, 11:49Mawhaha – I cannot wait….
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 18, 2012, 10:07I’m stocking up on…protection. My bladder control isn’t what it used to be…sigh
Posted by Margarita | September 18, 2012, 10:28So Team Edward is fighting against Team Iron Gonads of Thunder Fire? I guess their business against Team Jacob is all settled then? Is furries really a werewolf fetish? Does the daschund sparkle? Why do moms still post things about Team Edward on my facebook page? I am so confused.
Posted by rollergiraffe | September 18, 2012, 10:31Roller Giraffe,
You didn’t have any coffee yet?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | September 18, 2012, 10:35I think it’s pretty clear that I haven’t.
Posted by rollergiraffe | September 18, 2012, 15:01Do they really still post about Edward? That is so sad. Hey, did you know there are Twilight bandaids? Whose blog did I see those on?
Posted by aliceatwonderland | September 18, 2012, 11:51Fish! Sincerely Slapdash!
Posted by Madame Weebles | September 18, 2012, 11:56Thank you, Madame! There are too many fab bloggers to keep up with. And I need bandaids with RPatz’s face.
Posted by aliceatwonderland | September 18, 2012, 11:57They do. I guess once you get someone’s face tattooed on you you kind of have to see it through.
Posted by rollergiraffe | September 18, 2012, 15:01They get tatoos. . . of course they do. I’ll have to dig up one of my old posts. I have a link to an Etsy dress w/ Edward and Jacob’s faces . . . tres crep-ey
Posted by aliceatwonderland | September 18, 2012, 16:06“Edward VS Le Clown” – more like Godzilla vs. Bambi.
Posted by Edward Hotspur | September 18, 2012, 10:35Eddie,
Bambi! He’s fierce, my little poochie friend.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | September 18, 2012, 10:36Plus, Bambi becomes a mighty stag. Godzilla, well… mutant radioactive lizards generally don’t have a great fate.
Posted by Madame Weebles | September 18, 2012, 11:37Madame Weebles,
Right? It’s kind of nice to be thrown flowers by your opponent. I’m flattered.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | September 18, 2012, 11:40Are they the kind of flowers that squirt water in your face?
Posted by GingerSnaap | September 18, 2012, 11:44Ginger Snaap,
As a clown, I know these well. FavoUrites of mine.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | September 18, 2012, 11:46It’s true. Plus, for all we know, someone is spending more time doing research on the Internet about me than writing their blog post.
Posted by Madame Weebles | September 18, 2012, 11:58Oh no, Weebles- You’re not a Furry, are you??
Posted by GingerSnaap | September 18, 2012, 12:03Not since I got that laser treatment, no.
Posted by Madame Weebles | September 18, 2012, 12:12Damn, I am always late to the party.
Posted by becca3416 | September 18, 2012, 10:38I love the epic buildup!
Posted by daddyranman | September 18, 2012, 10:43awaiting the brilliance…
Posted by Brigitte | September 18, 2012, 10:59And since El G and I are both in NY, we’re probably in the best position to check out witness protection info. What with all the Mafia informants and all.
Posted by Madame Weebles | September 18, 2012, 11:34Is that what protection identities means? I thought it had something to do with condoms.
Posted by aliceatwonderland | September 18, 2012, 11:52I want to rip off my shirt and run around a field swinging it over my head. That’s how excited this competition makes me.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | September 18, 2012, 12:18This is such a great idea. I can’t wait to see the results. And I’m thrilled to see Furries will be a topic. One can never know enough about sexual perversions.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | September 18, 2012, 12:27Check out John Waters’ movies!
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 18, 2012, 20:25My sister likes him. She saw him at an airport recently and chatted him up. Got a picture with him, too.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | September 18, 2012, 20:32That would be fabulous. We saw him on a speaking tour for “A Dirty Shame” – he’s a gifted speaker. I love listening to his commentary for Crybaby and Hairspray. And I love all his books!
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 18, 2012, 20:43Yes, Furries! it’s on!
Did you know they hold their national convention here in Pittsburgh? I wanted to go so bad just to see, but I think they wanted an entrance fee of like $50. Oh no way! Anyway, I could watch them walk up and down the street from the convention center anyway!
Posted by Tallulah "Lulu" Stark | September 18, 2012, 14:38(I’m confused so I’ll just pretend that I know what’s going on.) This awesome!! I can’t wait! Yay! (How’d I do?)
Posted by A Gripping Life | September 18, 2012, 19:19I’m confused. Can someone just quickly explain whose side I should take?
Posted by The Good Greatsby | September 18, 2012, 20:12The Good Greatsby,
Team Iron Gonads of Thunder Fire, of course.
http://clownonfire.wordpress.com/2012/09/15/blogging-duel/
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | September 18, 2012, 20:13Take mine.
Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 18, 2012, 20:44Le Clown, are you sure this is fair? He’s got no hind legs… I’m just saying.
Posted by The Bumble Files | September 19, 2012, 02:35Too much good stuff happens when I’m drowning in work and can’t visit here every day. Stop it!!
Posted by dockfam | September 20, 2012, 13:04Jenn,
Read Speaker7 and Madame Weebles’ posts for really good stuff.
Eric
Posted by Le Clown | September 20, 2012, 13:11I did — go to them first. Great stuff!!
Posted by dockfam | September 20, 2012, 13:39