I’m completely titillated! Or maybe I’m titillating… I’m so thrilled I’m not quite sure.
Anyway, Le Clown invited me to be a guest blogger – it’s my first time. I’m beside myself with joy…and abject terror as he’s a clown – I fear them much and a lot. But I’m willing to put aside my phobias for the sake of poetic indulgence.
So people – please make all comments in the form of a Haiku OR a limerick. Let us begin ~
Rutabaga, The Mercenary Researcher
These nails, quite shapely
Toxins glow green like spring time
Look! I have nice teeth
Post Scriptum: If you haven’t submitted a topic or voted for your favourite topic for this year’s most thrilling blog duel, you still have 48 hours to do so. A blood bath, it will be.