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Haiku Sunday

Haikus are the Lowest Form of Puns

****Comments on this post can only be left in the form of a haiku. Inspired by the magnificent Brigitte, She’s also accepted to MC these festivities. Splurge.****

A Thank You Haiku
Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Le Clown Completes You

My Personal Rainbow Farting Unicorn

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Discussion

192 Responses to “Haikus are the Lowest Form of Puns”

  1. I’m imagining that fart smells like Fruity Pebbles.

    Posted by speaker7 | September 9, 2012, 09:07
  2. Clown has lost his mind
    But in a good Le Clown way
    Clown and pony show

    Posted by Brigitte | September 9, 2012, 09:07
  3. I’m speechless. Maybe that’s best?

    Posted by a gripping life | September 9, 2012, 09:13
  4. I am going to send this to the haiku police — they seem to be bugged by my haiku — wonder what they would think of yours.

    Posted by on thehomefrontandbeyond | September 9, 2012, 09:18
  5. Here I lie in bed
    Reading posts from my iPhone
    Hello rainbow farts

    Posted by Carrie Rubin | September 9, 2012, 09:26
  6. Imagine my shock
    Upon opening the post
    Montreal Magic

    Posted by Cathy Ulrich | September 9, 2012, 09:26
  7. Clowns, clowns, clowns, clowns, clowns
    Clowns, clowns, clowns, clowns, clowns, clowns, clowns
    Clowns, clowns, clowns, clowns, clowns

    Posted by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher | September 9, 2012, 09:41
  8. A new reader here
    Unicorns farting rainbows
    A delight to me

    Posted by Blue Girl | September 9, 2012, 09:46
  9. Get creative peeps
    Clown is showing his soft side
    Whilst farting rainbows

    Posted by Brigitte | September 9, 2012, 09:48
  10. black stallion straddled wide
    rainbow magic, to and fro
    photoshopped black cock.

    Posted by tracy fulks | September 9, 2012, 09:53
  11. Yowsa that is too
    Hot for a Sunday morning
    I blush and stammer.

    Posted by Brigitte | September 9, 2012, 10:00
  12. Bring it on play nice
    Waiting for inspiration
    Tick tock tick tock GO

    Posted by Brigitte | September 9, 2012, 10:02
  13. a haiku I write
    with trepidation because
    I cannot count–well

    Posted by on thehomefrontandbeyond | September 9, 2012, 10:03
  14. Unfettered will come
    Watch out she is Queen of the
    Haiku Blogging World

    Posted by Brigitte | September 9, 2012, 10:07
  15. smelling like fruit
    galloping dashing delight
    shit eating grinster

    Posted by unfetteredbs | September 9, 2012, 10:28
  16. Le Clown on a horse
    Flatulence is your new king
    Your poop is now green

    Posted by julesagray | September 9, 2012, 10:31
  17. Bowing to you now
    Queen of haiku and deep soul
    Take care, peeps here to dethrone.

    Let the games begin….

    Posted by Brigitte | September 9, 2012, 10:32
  18. spectacularly
    fantastically farting
    wondrously fragrant

    Posted by unfetteredbs | September 9, 2012, 10:40
  19. gas station toilet
    rumble of farts precedes
    steaming pile ‘o shit

    Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | September 9, 2012, 10:42
  20. wagging tempting tongue
    charging powerful rigid horn
    thrusting mightily

    Posted by unfetteredbs | September 9, 2012, 10:48
  21. I play Barry White
    When Audra starts her steamy
    Haikus and blush more.

    Posted by Brigitte | September 9, 2012, 10:52
  22. A complex art form
    A clown and a fart joke
    Culture for the masses

    Posted by El Guapo | September 9, 2012, 11:05
  23. Just to be contrarian,

    Of noses and contests and Vaders,
    In his mind, there are no single greaters
    We all play along
    so right, despite being so wrong

    We are Le Clown’s enablers and aiders.

    Posted by El Guapo | September 9, 2012, 11:18
  24. Crap on a cracker
    I’ve not written this many
    Haikus since college.

    Posted by Brigitte | September 9, 2012, 11:18
  25. riding on his ass
    lollygagging liberal
    malodorous whiff

    Posted by unfetteredbs | September 9, 2012, 11:41
  26. Rainbow farting clown
    You know how to make us smile
    Haiku vexes me

    Posted by scienerf | September 9, 2012, 11:54
  27. Le Clown does haiku
    Reminding us why he blogs
    His poetry poo

    Needless to say though
    He’s a blogging genius
    His words, simply flow

    Posted by John the Aussie | September 9, 2012, 12:35
  28. I forgot how hard
    It is to write haikus that
    Make some sense somehow

    Nice unicorn though
    Unicorn riding must be
    Quite much fun I guess!

    Posted by No Blog Intended | September 9, 2012, 13:05
  29. Le clown is funny
    purple headed minotaur
    the Brain Jar Salutes

    Posted by Bruce Ruston | September 9, 2012, 13:25
  30. in a see in a saw
    this pony gestures
    sand huffing merry-go-round

    Posted by Mari Sanchez Cayuso | September 9, 2012, 13:32
  31. Seems Le Clowns the King
    of any old silly thing
    Long burn the clown king!

    Posted by merlinspielen | September 9, 2012, 19:03
  32. and begin again
    to find the verbal rhythm
    OH just forget it!

    Posted by merlinspielen | September 9, 2012, 19:08
  33. For Christ’s sake, people.
    Please stop encouraging him.
    And fuck this haiku.

    Posted by saradraws | September 9, 2012, 19:17
  34. I suspect some photo shopping….
    Because we all know it is Le Clown that farts rainbows not unicorns.

    Posted by nevercontrary | September 9, 2012, 20:50
  35. I wish you good life
    With your wife Sara and kids
    You the fucking bomb!
    :-)

    Posted by writerwendyreid | September 9, 2012, 21:12
  36. wants to be clever
    misslisted much too tired,
    le clown distraction

    Posted by misslisted | September 9, 2012, 21:45
  37. Bettered with his laugh
    The clown we seek on fire lit
    All our joys ablaze.

    Posted by asoulwalker | September 10, 2012, 01:25
  38. True purpose of life
    locked away in le clown’s mind
    nature is the mother of crazy.

    Posted by workspousestory | September 10, 2012, 06:14
  39. I am mystified
    Spice of life and remedy?
    Clown for me, Le Clown

    Posted by readinpleasure | September 10, 2012, 08:08
  40. Oh Ye! Smashing Clown
    Breaking wind now, Haiku king?
    Do not fart within.

    PS: That was my first smelly attempt at Haiku. Thank you, Le Clown, for the inspiration.

    Posted by HaLin | September 10, 2012, 10:40
  41. Late party come I
    Praise Le Clown and Unicorn
    But, like Yoda, write

    Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | September 10, 2012, 10:57
  42. Don’t inhale the fart
    has been known to cause Le Clown
    wear your helmet, dude.

    Posted by Lyssapants | September 10, 2012, 13:14
  43. No thank YOU Le CLown
    You are too magnificent
    Pink ponies sparkle

    Posted by travellingmo | September 10, 2012, 14:38
  44. O Upside Down Frown
    Nyan Cats Internet Memes
    No Problem Le Clown

    Posted by asklotta | September 10, 2012, 15:44
  45. Hello, how are you?
    When unicorns fart, I smile.
    Smiling, I too fart.

    Posted by AndyWatchesMovies | September 10, 2012, 17:15
  46. So late to this post
    Rainbow farts taste of skittles
    Le Clown told me so

    Posted by bipolarmuse | September 11, 2012, 11:56
  47. Le Clown just can’t stop
    Abusing My Little Ponies
    Sick, sick, sick, sick man

    Posted by DeeDee | September 20, 2012, 00:06

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