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Blogroll Contest – Lame Adventures Multiple Guess Challenge

*******THIS CHALLENGE IS CLOSED, AND OUT TO LUNCH*******

You will find the winners of the Blogroll Contest here.

Jump to the Bonus Game.

Le Clown and I brainstormed for what seemed like a month over what the third challenge should be, but then the over-the-counter hallucinogenics we liberally inhaled — that coincidentally tasted a lot like a fist full of pulverized Pez — wore off.  Instantly we tired of running circles around an egg salad sandwich and a spoon.

Egg salad sandwich and spoon — together at last!

Since I am the infinitely more mature adult in this equation I devised this multiple guess challenge for all of you competitive Le Clowniacs as I was hopping up and down on one foot naked while cackling Mambo Number 5 in a chicken voice.

Now that you have featherless tin-eared fowl in the forefront of your thoughts, let’s take this challenge to the Lincoln Park Zoo.   Pictured below are four animals.  Imagine they are actually Le Clown with hooves or paws.  Here’s your challenge, what is he up to in each image?  What’s your hilarious, inspired, pithy, clever, and when your idea wells run dry, disturbing, guesses?  Remember to number each caption so Le Clown knows which beast-Le Clown that you’re referring to, or if you prefer, leave off the numbers, let his head explode and voila!  He takes the blogroll with him, we’re all Le Clown-less, and we all lose.

Here’s his fine print that I have to tell you or else he’s going to force feed pureed poutine down my gullet with a tube:

Each participant will receive 2 clown noses for each participation – you can submit up to 10 captions for each of the four images. Contestants will get their noses added to their total. Other bloggers can play and give their two clown noses to the contestants of their choice! One winner will be chosen. The player with the winning entry will get 4 additional clown noses. Call your friends! Call your relatives! Call everyone you know! Call Le Clown magnificent! Cash in your favors with the mafia! You need them now more than ever. Please post your captions below.

Eager beavers and beaver-ettes, don your thinking chapeaus and bonne chance!

Animal Le Clown 1

Animal Le Clown 2

Animal Le Clown 3

Animal Le Clown 4

Message from Roller Giraffe:

Whew! Ok you guys, well done. And as much as I hate to give him any credit, kudos to Le Clown for making it through all these comments all day for days on end (1069 views yesterday only!). He must have burned through about 17 case lots of energy drink by now. Buy shares, is all I am saying, there’s still two days to go.

Here are my favourites for the day (2 clown noses each). I couldn’t pick just one, y’all are so funny:

Lyssapants’ bubble;
Ruby Tuesday’s bubble;
Carrie Rubin’s bubble (Carrie, let me know who would you like to give your points to);
Angel Fractured’s bubble:;
Rich Full Life’s bubble;
Paz’s bubble;
Long Life Cats and Dogs’ bubble.

And my favourite contestants for the day were (4 clown noses each):

Tracy Fulks, for never putting baby in a corner: winning bubble;
Curmudgeon at Large, for being prolific and hilariously consistent: winning bubble.

Standings (as of Friday, 11:59PM):

Message from Le Clown: Drop by tomorrow for the last day of the contest, a special challenge from The Ringmistress, and a twist – one that will change your blogging lives forever… Not really, but I did watch too much Survivor in my lifetime…

I would like to applaud all of you for your sports(wo)manship, and your magnificent participation. This Blogroll Contest has been a great deal of work, but it has been so much fun… I have been reading (and sharing on Facebook) your mini-posts about this contest. And even bloggers who aren’t fighting for a spot on my blogroll have joined in: Brother Jon, kudos for my favourite picture of the past three days! And big thanks to Roller Giraffe for her speech bubble contest – what’s on a clown’s mind you asked?

BONUS LABOUR DAY WEEKEND GAME (Saturday and Sunday only):
Brother Jon - LDS Convert

Post a link to a Le Clown picture like this one by Brother Jon on today’s & tomorrow’s post, and you will win  MEGA bonus clown noses… LOTS of POINTS! I’ll write a special post with all of your pictures regrouped (linking to your post), and points. Again: think MEGA POINTS. **Anyone can play and give the points to their favourite contestant**

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Discussion

402 Responses to “Blogroll Contest – Lame Adventures Multiple Guess Challenge”

  1. #10:

    1) Someone told me there was a treasure at the end of the rainbow. But I see nothing in there but a pile of shit.

    2) It really is a jungle out there. I’d rather stay here.

    3) They make stuffed animals look so realistic these days. (This is the main monkey referring to the monkey at the bottom.)

    4) Fuck, yeah, my penis is as large as my legs.

    Posted by Angel Fractured | September 1, 2012, 15:25
  2. i want a nose for scrolling. god, feckin’, damnit. just quit the blog and start a game show site already.

    photo 1: “My humps are magnificent.”

    photo 2: “Sado Masochistic Clown.”

    photo 3: “Give me shit or give me death.”

    photo 4: “Tag this, you, Carnies!”

    I don’t understand what the noses mean. I don’t understand the points and it all scares me like Sudoku. So, give a couple of my points to this funny broad – i loved the egg sandwich and the spoon thingy. And if I have any more give ‘em to the Waiting.

    momma was here. momma loves.

    Posted by sweetmother | September 1, 2012, 15:53
  3. Hi! If any of my comments are Le Clown worthy please give the noses to Dockfam Adventures! Thanks! this is fun! ;-)

    1. Taking “hump day” a little to seriously
    2. Damn! How do I get outta this thing with some dignity intact!
    3. If he pee’s on me again I will bust his butt!
    4. Now this is a jackass of a different color….

    Posted by changeforbetterme | September 1, 2012, 16:15
  4. ok….I’m a bit late to this one….but for canvas I must try! Apologies if I repeat any already done there’s too many to read in one go!

    Pic 1
    *’If I stand here like this long enough some beautiful woman will sit in between my humps and grind me like a mill stone’

    *researching the real meaning of camel toe

    *’Ready, aim…..FIRE! (ptooey)’

    *Guarding the entrance to the palace of love that is the roller giraffes pen

    *’Mmmmmm look at those chimpanzees…they never stop! Good job no one can see me playing with myself in this costume’

    *His experiments into DNA have gone horribly wrong

    Posted by scienerf | September 1, 2012, 16:44
  5. Camel Photo:
    1. Hey baby, ride this.
    2. Those aren’t pillows! (what?)
    3. No you perv, those are just my feet.
    4. I don’t need a drink, do you need a hump?
    5. Je suis un chameau, oui ma petit cheval.
    6. Camelroy was here.
    7. Smoke me.
    8. Everyday is hump day for me.
    9. You want me to do what with that needle?
    10. Yeah, I’ve heard that one. You’re hilarious.

    Posted by Maggie O'C | September 1, 2012, 17:14
  6. Holy Fuck, I just typed in 9 and I erased them somehow. Grrr…

    1. No, I am not your monkey pal.
    2. I’m the Gorilla Your Dreams? Well, I’m a dude.
    3. Yes, I have no bananas! I have no bananas today!
    4. Click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hX7g91s2jY
    It just fucking did it again.
    5. “Trading Places” is my favorite movie.
    6. It was the best of times, It was the worst of times.
    7. When does the nit picking start?
    8. I don’t care how long she stares at me, this is my swing.
    9. I hope they don’t put in real bamboo, that shit spreads like wildfire.
    10. Maggie just hit Post Comment before you fuck this up again.

    Posted by Maggie O'C | September 1, 2012, 17:39
  7. Well I’m totally fucked :( have been to vote for my friends..Haven’t a clue what’s going on..Just thought I was going to have my name in lights :) A million NOSES does that count ?? Oh and a big kiss Clown xxoox

    Posted by Mollie | September 1, 2012, 17:48
  8. What is that 3rd photo? An orangutan or a sloth?

    Posted by Maggie O'C | September 1, 2012, 18:03
  9. I have completed my bonus game by posting here:

    http://curmudgeon-at-large.com/2012/09/01/a-photo-clown-finish/

    [PS - Expecting big bonus points.]

    Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | September 1, 2012, 18:31
  10. OK so….the bonus game… I made a post in aid of Canvas….with the pic and a link (as I wasn’t sure which was most important) and just in case you didn’t realise thought I’d best shout it from the roof tops in here too! I may not get lots for it but any is better than none Vive le Canvas!

    Posted by scienerf | September 1, 2012, 18:50
  11. For Le Circus, set #1:
    Animal #1. “Que-ce que c’est bruit? Le phoques ou le bouc? J’ai peur.”
    Animal #2. “I wish I had a lady friend to take these fleas of my back, le sigh.”
    Animal #3. “Man, what I do last night?” (Says le Clownboon behind the rock)”
    Animal #4. “Meheheh. You’ll never see me behind this tree, what with my five legs and camouflage.”
    For Le Canvas:
    Animal #1. “Oh snap. Think I just sprained one of my humps! I KNEW I shouldn’t have stretched earlier.”
    Animal #2. “Ah, nothin’ like sniffin that ayauhasca Geraldo brought me from Colombia. Wonder how l can get more.”
    Animal #3. “Sunsets are so beautiful. Le tears”
    Animal #4. “Yes please, take pictures of Le Cock. Ten dollars for each shot!”

    For Bipolarmuse:
    Animal #1. “Hey there gorgeous! Wanna come over to this side of the fence and rub those lovely lady humps on my face?”

    Animal #2 “Can’t stop thinking about that Zebra’s fifth leg. Poor little guy.”

    Animal #3 ————-

    Yeah. Not very inspired with le funny maintenant. But maybe more later after I read the others (if I get there).

    Posted by PAZ | September 1, 2012, 18:56
  12. 1. “I can forgive the golf ball peg to the back one, but TWICE?! Come on!”
    2. “I highly recommend flossing with burlap.”
    3. “Dude, that le monkey below me had better move if he knows what’s good for him. I had that sandwich from yesterday’s post for lunch.”
    4. “The phrase really should be ‘hung like le zebra.”

    Posted by Lyssapants | September 1, 2012, 19:43
  13. 2. “I work out.”

    Posted by Lyssapants | September 1, 2012, 20:37
  14. 1. *chew* *chew* mmm…I wish this wood tasted more like egg salad. Anyone got a spoon?

    Posted by Lyssapants | September 1, 2012, 20:45
  15. Le Clown Animal Numero Trois
    1. No, I’m not an orangutan Clint!
    2. A sloth? No, but thanks for that.
    3. Mike G. calls me a White Bearded What?! I don’t even know Mike G!
    4. You don’t have a square to spare?
    5. You can come down once you apologize to your sister.
    6. I am sexually dimorphic. Are you saying that you’re not?!
    7. You want deep dish?
    8. I do agree, it is a toddlin’ town!
    9. Do you know “Call Me Maybe?”
    10. DeBrazza’s Monkey, duh.

    Posted by Maggie O'C | September 1, 2012, 21:27
  16. Let’s do this.
    Animal #4
    “Read between the lines, but don’t ignore the one in the middle.”
    “Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…..who stacked those rocks up so high!”
    “Magnum Half White, bout time.”
    “Come on dude, throw me a bone.”
    “Timmmbbeeeer. Not for the tree.”

    Posted by Brother Jon | September 1, 2012, 21:55
  17. Animal #3
    “It puts the lotion on it’s skin.”
    “What the heck even am I?”
    “Hey, that’s MY ROCK witch!”
    “Don’t you just love this ‘natural’ habitat?”
    “It’s a man, no it’s a plane….squirrel.”
    “So that’s where there setting up the Circus tent this year.”
    “Hey, there’s Chad Kroeger’s dad.”
    “You and me baby ain’t nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.”
    “I want to go to there.”
    “Sorry dude. You should’ve been standing down wind.”

    Posted by Brother Jon | September 1, 2012, 22:06
  18. Animal #2
    “Who needs a hammock when you have special clown hairs.”
    “Finally, I can eat and poop at the same time.”
    “This is comfy enough, I’ll take it!”
    “Hey, hey, hey. This paint is chipping!!”
    “Once you go black…”
    “OH!! That breeze sure is cold.”
    “Are you taking a trip to Home Depot anytime soon?”
    “There’s my contact.”
    “I wish those pygmies would walk by. I got an itch down there.”
    “Man, blogroll contest are SOOOO boring. I’m going to take a nap.”

    Posted by Brother Jon | September 1, 2012, 22:15
  19. Animal #1
    “This fence taste pretty good, but I wised I had a Canadian Bacon sandwich.”
    “I told them to take a little off the top, but did they listen? NOOO!”
    “Once you go Brown…..I’d rather have Clown.”
    “My humps don’t lie.”
    “What a great contest…..for me to spit on!!”
    “This habitat is even more ‘natural’ than that other guys.”
    “Two humps are totally better. That means I only have to let one clown ride up there.”
    “TA-DA….and that is how you play the fence pipe.”
    “My ears are pinned back because I’m angry. I’m angry because I lost my funny looking hat.”
    “You thought I could swallow a five-dollar-foot-long before, check out this neck.”

    Posted by Brother Jon | September 1, 2012, 22:23
  20. #4 Zebra
    1. “A zebra with a diaper rash?” ohh hoho wow, you humans are clever!
    2. It’s zhlong with a “Z”.
    3. Why yes, I am happy to see you.
    4. You know what they say, “once you go striped, you never go back!” Oh, they don’t say that? Well, they should.
    5. Heads you win, tails you lose.
    6. And they can’t even see me.
    7. Shelly had already gotten off her jungle bike and parked it by the rock pile.

    The Zebra’s hard. Oh! There’s number 8.
    9. Pin the tail on the …. oh, stop! That’s not a tail!
    10. The missing link between elephant and zebra.
    11. “I swear it’s real”.
    Derwood helped with half of these. So don’t blame them all on me.

    Posted by Maggie O'C | September 1, 2012, 22:43
  21. V, it’s a great challenge. Sorry, but I had a crazy day and just haven’t had time to come up with anything. Le Clown, can I donate my clown noses (since it’s quite obvious that I’m way down in the standings)? If so, I’d love to give them to Boomie.

    Cathy

    Posted by Cathy Ulrich | September 1, 2012, 23:23
  22. 1. my lovely le clown lumps
    What you gon’ do with all that le lump?
    All that magnificence inside your hump?
    I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    (little help from the black eyed peas)

    2. where is my fecking banana?
    3. le clown “twiddling” the day away
    4. nice piece of le clown ass eh? (not too mention the ahem…the hanging piece of clownster shlong)
    I am doing this for Mr Merlin… I am NOT good at these damn caption thingees…

    Posted by unfetteredbs | September 1, 2012, 23:27
  23. I think I just had a great idea for a bonus game picture post. I’ll post it tomorrow. Y’know, I just wanted to create some hype, I guess.

    Posted by Angel Fractured | September 1, 2012, 23:33
  24. Psssttt..Le Clown… don’t tell anyone, I heart you.

    Posted by Maggie O'C | September 2, 2012, 01:23
  25. CAMEL:

    1. misslisted better get her ass over here and post something on my camel-icious blog contest.
    2. it’s almost midnight, if she doesn’t come soon my camel ass is gonna have to bend the rules.
    3. i want misslisted on my blogroll, but she’s not conforming to my camelish needs.
    4. i don’t know who misslisted thinks she is, but I don’t think she understands camels.
    5. i am consumed with thoughts of misslisted being on my camel blogroll.
    6. it’s not easy trying to make misslisted understand my camel-self.
    7. i wish misslisted would post something funny that a camel like me could understand.
    8. hurry up misslisted! a camel like me can’t wait forever!
    9. oh misslisted, what’s a camel to do? it’s 12:04. Please come! I bend the rules for you!
    10. dammit misslisted! you’ve broken my camel rules! but I don’t care because my camel ass is gonna give you all the clown noses anyway.

    GORILLA:

    1. misslisted better get her ass over here and post something on my gorilla-icious blog contest.
    2. it’s almost midnight, if she doesn’t come soon my gorilla ass is gonna have to bend the rules.
    3. i want misslisted on my blogroll, but she’s not conforming to my gorillaish needs.
    4. i don’t know who misslisted thinks she is, but I don’t think she understands gorillas.
    5. i am consumed with thoughts of misslisted being on my gorilla blogroll.
    6. it’s not easy trying to make misslisted understand my gorilla-self.
    7. i wish misslisted would post something funny that a gorilla like me could understand.
    8. hurry up misslisted! a gorilla like me can’t wait forever!
    9. oh misslisted, what’s a gorilla to do? it’s 12:04. Please come! I’ll bend the rules for you!
    10. dammit misslisted! you’ve broken my gorilla rules! but I don’t care because my gorilla ass is gonna give you all the clown noses anyway.

    BABOON:

    1. misslisted better get her ass over here and post something on my baboon-licious blog contest.
    2. it’s almost midnight, if she doesn’t come soon my baboon ass is gonna have to bend the rules.
    3. i want misslisted on my blogroll, but she’s not conforming to my baboonish needs.
    4. i don’t know who misslisted thinks she is, but I don’t think she understands baboons.
    5. i am consumed with thoughts of misslisted being on my baboon blogroll.
    6. it’s not easy trying to make misslisted understand my baboon-self.
    7. i wish misslisted would post something funny that a baboon like me could understand.
    8. hurry up misslisted! a baboon like me can’t wait forever!
    9. oh misslisted, what’s a baboon to do? it’s 12:04. Please come! I’ll bend the rules for you!
    10. dammit misslisted! you’ve broken my baboon rules! but I don’t care because my baboon ass is gonna give you all the clown noses anyway.

    ZEBRA:

    1. misslisted better get her ass over here and post something on my zebra-licious blog contest.
    2. it’s almost midnight, if she doesn’t come soon my zebra ass is gonna have to bend the rules.
    3. i want misslisted on my blogroll, but she’s not conforming to my zebraish needs.
    4. i don’t know who misslisted thinks she is, but I don’t think she understands zebras.
    5. i am consumed with thoughts of misslisted being on my zebra blogroll.
    6. it’s not easy trying to make misslisted understand my zebra-self.
    7. i wish misslisted would post something funny that a zebra like me could understand.
    8. hurry up misslisted! a zebra like me can’t wait forever!
    9. oh misslisted, what’s a zebra to do? it’s 12:04. Please come! I’ll bend the rules for you!
    10. dammit misslisted! you’ve broken my zebra rules! but I don’t care because my zebra ass is gonna give you all the clown noses anyway.

    Posted by misslisted | September 2, 2012, 03:16
  26. pIc 1 – Darn! all i asked for was a glass of wine

    pic2 – I thought the contest letter said – vacation with deluxe room. Le Clown is goin to kill them…wait let me first get out of here…help..anyone..

    pic3- Now all i have to do is scream ‘Im the king of the jungle’..hey wait..why the fck am i in a jungle?

    pic4- I’m going to rock this year’s Halloween party.
    :)

    Posted by littlemissobsessivesanatomy | September 2, 2012, 14:24
  27. I hereby humbly submit my post for the MOST BONUS CLOWN NOSES OF ALL TIME! That’s right, the long-awaited photodocumentary of how Le Clown and I never met to make sweet, spicy salsa has finally arrived:

    http://disorderlychickadee.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/an-epic-day-in-my-life-with-le-clown/

    Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! Mwa ha ha ha ha! (Seriously, do you know what spending a day like this can do to your head?!?)

    Posted by DeeDee | September 2, 2012, 23:38
  28. Yes, I know I’m late. My mother says “always late but worth the wait” – although she’s obviously biased. Anyway, just in case I can win some noses, here we go:
    Animal 1 “I’m eating for two bumps now. Pass the food already!”
    “Gimme a massage. I’ve got 2 knots that feel like bumps they’re so bad”
    “I don’t mind the humps but the knock knees aren’t helping much”
    “Gimme a kiss and I’ll give you a hump”
    “I’m gonna climb onto this fence here and belly flop into that pool – cool”
    “Going for the high-hump-jump”
    “Was trying to shave my hairy legs in that shallow bath but could only get up to my knees”
    “My ears are so long I have to rest my chin here to keep my head up”
    “Uh Ho, seems like two buns in the oven”
    “I’ve got the rolls, you bring the meat”

    Posted by Long Life Cats and Dogs | September 3, 2012, 08:37
  29. Animal 2
    “Just hanging with the giraffe’s up here”
    “Thought this hammock would be comfy but my fat rolls keep sticking through”
    “Now, if I bite through this piece of wood, I wonder what would happens – Uh Oh!”
    “Come hither you cutie pie stick creature – give Papa a Big kiss”
    “If I hang on real tight, my weigh in won’t look so bad”
    “Thought if I behaved like a real animal, I’d have tons of friends but they’ve just left me hanging!”
    “Lining up my fleas as I pick them off. They look so sweat on this pole”
    “This gives new meaning to Sleep-Tight”
    “They count sheep, I count fleas”
    “Fly the ant-farm, I’ve got a whole flea-farm!”

    Posted by Long Life Cats and Dogs | September 3, 2012, 08:55
  30. Animal 3
    “Row, row, row your boat…..”
    “such a gorgeous girl down there, ready and waiting for me. I’m gonna go to her……..I am……just wait……I’m getting there……”
    “If we stay real still, they’ll get bored and stop staring at us!”
    “Um, sweetheart, don’t you think we need water to sail this boat?”
    “Just giving my gal the delightful bums up view”
    “I see land, really I do – stop just laying around and do something”
    “These long-drops just aren’t what they used to be”
    “At least the mist gives some kind of privacy”
    “I’ve heard of outside showers, but outside toilets just aren’t the same”
    “That had better be a rope and not a snake at my rear-end”

    Posted by Long Life Cats and Dogs | September 3, 2012, 09:07
  31. Animal 4
    “But I’ve hidden my face behind this tree. If I can’t see them, why do they still know I’m a Zebra?”
    “Bottoms up”
    “Don’t worry dear, all us Zebra look the same to them”
    “No I’m not embarrased! They’ll just think the shlong is another stripe”
    “They’ll have me stripped of my stripes if I don’t start paying attention”
    “Now why on earth would they think I know where it’s safe for people to cross roads?”
    “Chickens cross roads more often than Zebra! Use a Chicken Crossing.”
    “No, the tree is not being help up by Zebra droppings!”
    “I’m feeling so fenced in.”
    “I just can’t watch those men crying anymore. It’s not my fault I’m so well endowed”

    Posted by Long Life Cats and Dogs | September 3, 2012, 09:16

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