A Clown On Fire
Archive for September 2012
Haikus are the Lowest Form of Puns
I’ve only just recovered from the shock of having been chosen to write a guest post, really. I feel like the king of Belgium himself has given me a medal while shaking heavily (Parkinson, you know). Oh, the joy of guest blogging! Please know I’m still young and new to guest blogging. Have mercy and … Continue reading
Anthems for a Forty-One Year Old Man
“Music is the glue of the world”. (Can’t believe I’m quoting Empire Records) My wife and I met on an on-line dating site. On her profile: ”Queen of fucking everything. Pure fucking magic. No kids please“. On mine: “Before you send me a message, please know that I am a music lover. Please know that I … Continue reading
Ginger Snaap and the Hodgepodge Monster
This is not a story by Tim Burton. Once upon a time there lived a magnificent creature by the name of Hodgepodge the Post. Hodgepodge was in love with the beautiful maiden Ginger Snaap, who was also known as the only resident of Edward Hotspur‘s land of Blah. Page six. On a cloudy and cold Thursday … Continue reading
Fuck in Absentia
You may have noticed the recent absence of the term fuck on this circus. Fuck has left the building. I started this blog using f*ck, then fu*k. I geeked out, and switched to frak. Fuck made its official entrance in March… it was exhilarating. I celebrated by using it everywhere I could: tags, titles, content, captions… … Continue reading
Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Won’t Learn About on A Clown on Fire
“The blogosphere has no business in the bedrooms of Le Clown”. – Pierre Elliot Trudeau You might have read this. Or this. And even this. But Le Clown doesn’t write about sex. Le Clown rocks out with his pork sword tucked away. Dick won’t be slappin’ your pretty faces with his bedroom stories. No meatstick … Continue reading
Hey Clown, Limerick Me One More Time aka The Clip Show
Reblogged from The Mercenary Researcher: This past week has been especially amazing. I’ve found myself in the midst of a group of really talented writers that have invited me into their world – it’s such an honor for me. I’ve gotten to be a guest blogger and participate in a fun writing duel – the … Continue reading
Haikus are the Lowest Form of [Pun] ishment
I’m happy as Larry or maybe happier Larry is in the corner weeping. Anyway, Le Clown invited me to be a guest blogger – it’s my first time, so please be gentle and no delinquent haddocks please. So it is poetic work out time, please make all comments in the form of a Haiku or … Continue reading
Have you taken your meds today?
Reblogged from Black Box Warnings: Does your partner ask you that infuriating question when you’re already running late: “Where did I put my keys?” I hear it all the time. Not just occasionally. Every. Single. Day. And is your partner really annoying? They catch you and tickle you and you can’t get away and it … Continue reading
A Metamucil Masterpiece
Duel #3: Jen and Tonic VS Edward Dachshund. Edward Dachshund’s post: Grandma, What Big Teets You Have! UPDATE: Winner of round three: Jen Tonic ****************** In a turn of events nobody saw coming, Le Clown asked me to be the final contender in Le dü-əl between him and Edward Hotspur. I was surprised at the invitation … Continue reading
Escape from/to New York
Duel #2: Madame Weebles VS El Guapo. El Guapo’s post: Le Identity Faux Paw UPDATE: Winner of round two: Madame Weebles ****************** Day 187 in Anytown, USA. I wake up each morning hoping it was all just a terrible dream. But it isn’t. It’s all too disturbingly real. I live in an antiseptic ranch house. My … Continue reading
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