*******THIS CHALLENGE IS CLOSED, AND OUT TO LUNCH*******
You will find the winners of the Blogroll Contest here.
Hello everyone! Today’s challenge is simple. Tell us what is going on in Le Clown’s head in this photo:
Whatever it is, it’s likely to be terrifying, confounding, zany, or self-aggrandizing. Probably rude. Is he thinking about his sock monkey? His desperate love of coffee? French literature? His own image? Probably all of the above. Tell Le Clown what you think he’s thinking, I think. Be warned: don’t stay in his head too long. It’s scary in there.
Each participant will receive 2 clown noses for each participation – you can submit up to 10 twisted thoughts. Contestants will get their noses added to their total. Other bloggers can play and give their two clown noses to the contestants of their choice! One winner will be chosen. The player with the winning entry will get 4 additional clown noses and a back rub (self-administered). Call your friends! Call your relatives! Call everyone you know! Cash in your favours with the mafia! You need them now more than ever. Please post your twisted thoughts below.
Standings (as of Thursday, 11:59PM):
- Canvas of the Minds (Ruby Tuesday): 84;
- Something Fat Happened (Maggie): 61;
- The Waiting (Emily): 58;
- A Rich Full Life (RFL): 47;
- Curmudgeon At Large: 45;
- Dockfam Adventures: 39;
- Alice at Wonderland: 36;
- A Circus at the End of the World (Angel): 33;
- Merlin Spielen: 32;
- Miss Listed: 31;
- The Girl in the Cat Frame Glasses (Jenn Jones): 29;
- Boomie Bol: 23;
- Miss Four Eyes: 22;
- Long Life Cats And Dogs: 21;
- Doggy’s Style: 19;
- Love & Lunchmeat: 18;
- Jiltaroo: 13;
- No Blog Intended: 11.
- Large Self (Cathy): 10;
- Dinnerversions: 8;
- Little Miss Obsessive’s Anatomy: 7;
- Tracy Fulks: 4;
- Anansi the Poet: 7;
- John the Aussie: 7;
- Lyssapants: 6;
- Daddy Ranman: 6;
- Gin and Lemonade (LKD): 6;
- Bipolarmuse: 5,
- Chaotican: 4.
A Message from Le Clown: Madame Weebles’s Mad Libs Challenge was a massive success! I had a few favourites (I lawled at Tracy Fulks‘ mad lib), and some which I would have preferred not reading (Le Clown’s for example). Madame Weebles read all of your entries, and the winners are (that’s right… Madame Weebles was drunk & felt generous):
- Meizac (for Canvas of the Mind): winning mad lib;
- Miss Listed: winning mad lib;
- The Waiting: winning mad lib;
- Alice: winning mad lib;
- Angel: winning mad lib;
- Merlin Spielen: honoUrable mention (2 points);
- Maggie: honoUrable mention (2 points);
- Curmudgeon At Large: honoUrable mention (2 points);
- DockFam: honoUrable mention (1 point);
- Miss Four Eyes: honoUrable mention (1 point);
- A Rich Full Life: Extra bonus point for mentioning Rush (1 point).
Congratulations, the top 5 winners won 4 clown noses! Bet you didn’t think you’d hear that in your lifetime today, right? Madame Weebles, thank you, and congratulations on your 1100+ views!
One last thing. Ruby wrote a great post on this contest, on A Canvas of the Minds. She understands the motives behind our contest. I strongly invite you to read it here.
#5: It’s alive, it’s alive!
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 16:29Alive are the two points!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 16:42#7: “This tastes like Chris DeVoss.”
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 31, 2012, 16:29Two more for toi!!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 16:47#6: Baby Satan and white baby Jesus sandwich? Simply divine! As spicy as hell!
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 16:31Good one! Good one.
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 16:48Le Clown,
Are you choking on your nose?! Should someone call 911?
Karen
Posted by drawandshoot | August 31, 2012, 16:34Karen,
It was such a magnificent sandwich… I would have gladly choked…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 16:51i think we should all get a prize for scrolling down to the bottom of this comments section! i like this, it’s similar to ‘mother of a caption’ only more how shall we say, ‘personalized.’ loool. i don’t want to compete because i’m not entirely sure what’s going on and i’m too tired from lack of coffee to get too involved. but, i would like to throw in a caption…
“I know you all think I’m liking this sandwich, but really aliens with exposed twats (plottes) have landed in that tree up there.”
thank you and your welcome. canadica lives.
Posted by sweetmother | August 31, 2012, 16:35You just came in! It’s a 5-Day Contest to be on my blogroll. It’s started with write a mini-post about Le Clown, then yesterday was Madame Weebles’s Mad Libs Challenge, today is Roller Giraffe’s Challenge, tomorrow is a challenge by Lame Adventures, and there is a surprise challenge Sunday. We’ve been having a blast! And yes, the participation each day has been phenomenal, which makes scrolling to the end a challenge in itself… There has been over 2000 comments in only 3 days.
Now as you are already on my blogroll, you can give your two points to any of the contestants in the post…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 16:45wait. do i give 2 pts on their caption joke or on their mini-post…i need instructions, please…
Posted by sweetmother | August 31, 2012, 18:10SM,
You can choose 2 contestants, 1 clown nose each, or 2 clown noses for 1 contestant. Just tell me which one, and I will distribute them on one of their comments on this page, letting them know it’s from you.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 18:11SM, send help: he’s keeping us captive in here and my hands are getting crippled from all the comments and scrolling.
CANADICA! (salute)
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 31, 2012, 17:16RG,
This is your post, isn’t it? Now can I get up and feed myself? Please, Canadian Ruthless Ruler?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 17:32Shut up, Le Clown. Keep typing.
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 31, 2012, 18:52Good to see you showing up on your post again… wanker…
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 18:54i am POWERLESS over le clowniness. but, CANADICA is on the way, regardless! never fear…the maple leaves and stripes of rath will have their day!
Posted by sweetmother | August 31, 2012, 18:06and i mean wrath…if i dropped the w there…no coffee. head hurts.
Posted by sweetmother | August 31, 2012, 18:08#8: “This _____ is making me ______ and ______ in my ______.”
I like Mad Libs better!
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 31, 2012, 16:57Maggie, this one was brilliant!!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 17:06Ohhhh stop it!!!
I need two more!! This is hard! That’s what she said.
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 31, 2012, 17:07#9: “I dig this sandwich like chicks dig my manicure.”
Seriously Le Clown, you have lovely hands
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 31, 2012, 17:15Why thank you. I have hands that are very clumsy at manual work…
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 17:19A gift from Carolina!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 18:06Thanks Carolina!
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 31, 2012, 18:18#7: Who put a screwdriver in my Sonic?
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 17:19You know, I enjoy all of this so much that I actually came here while I was at work today. And since I’m uber-paranoid about real-life people learning about The Mirth of Despair, that’s quite something. It helps that Fridays are slow days, you see.
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 17:28That’s great! I couldn’t be happier reading how all of this has brighten up some of you. Actually, if I were rich and rested, I would probably be happier.
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 17:29I think we’d all be happier if we were rich. I hope you’ll have plenty of time to rest after the event!
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 17:43Number 7 gets two points!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 17:31#8: I love the taste of napalm in the morning.
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 17:29Napalm likes clown noses.
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 17:31Extra credit for Apocalypse Now, which is way better than 2001.
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 31, 2012, 18:53#9: Who needs a dick in a box when you’ve got a dick in a sandwich? Oh, yesss, yessss, yessssss, YESSSSSS . . . I think *my* dick just exploded.
Aw, I’ve only got one more. I’ll save it for a little later.
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 17:45Holy crap… Now I’m going to start wondering what you ate today?
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 17:46I’ve probably had too much of Le Clown’s Le Kool-Aid.
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 17:47Yeah, that must be it. It’s the only explanation for how a timid person like me could start spouting such things.
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 17:49“I don’t know who this tuna fish sandwich tastes more like, Carolina or Maggie,”
Posted by Carolina Courtland | August 31, 2012, 17:58#10
Posted by Carolina Courtland | August 31, 2012, 17:59Hello Carolina,
Look at you being all funny, and stuff. And I gather this point is for Maggie?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 18:03Your expression gave it away.
Yes, this is for Mags.
Posted by Carolina Courtland | August 31, 2012, 18:05And to think that with the mouth I kissed my grandma good night!
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 18:15Sandwich, you gonna be a minute in my mouth but a lifetime in my ass.
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 18:16I promise you, this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you, you said you were a jalapeño sub, didn’t you?
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 18:18Is this the way you gonna end our relationship, after last night? -Pickle on sandwich asking Le Clown afte first bite-
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 18:28Hello Doggy! How are you today? It’s good to see you… And here are six clown noses!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 18:27Two more… I think I should just wait!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 18:28I’ve been traveling with limited access to internet. was about to quit and ask if I could split my noses with other contenders, but here I am, till the end. And I submitted another one
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 18:29Don’t you quit on us with only two more days to go! We’ll find a way to get your points in, even if you’re a bit late. How’s that?
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 18:31No worries, I won’t quit, now I’m settle till Sunday, working but with time to be more active in here.
Thanks!
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 18:32This is what they call foodgasm? Hey, I’m good at this, I last longer than with the other gasm.
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 18:51Owwww Ohhh, yeahhhh, uhmmmmm, yessssss, don’t stop,,, to left, up up, a little bit to teh right, don’t stop, keep scratching, with this damn sub I can’t reach my back.
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 19:01Oh man! That was not a fart only………
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 19:02Yes, I wore two left glass eyes today, any problem?
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 19:05Two more:
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 19:14I’m done.
That was the last one lol
Posted by Doggy's Style | August 31, 2012, 19:16Hmm where do I start?
1) I need to sew my ass shut to make sure I never rid myself of such goodness!
2) Mmm cockmeat sandwich is the sandwich for me!
3) …and on the 8th, God gave me this boner of a sandwich…
4) Why can’t Mrs. Le Clown ever taste this good?
5) A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the…teeth due to Canada’s poor oral hygiene policies
6) I hate America. But I love their cheese.
7) …why did someone turn on a fan- ah crap. I forgot to put on pants again!
8) I’m trying to blink once to let you know I’m being raped against my will…
9) I wish I made better life choices the way I made this sandwich
10) I wonder if I can turn this picture into a caption contest to gain more views and whore myself out on WordPress…
Posted by daddyranman | August 31, 2012, 19:31Yes! There you are!!!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 19:45So pretty all the clown noseseseses…nosessses? Noses? Looks weird spelled on paper…
Posted by daddyranman | August 31, 2012, 20:46Okay. #10: What’s all that racket? I hope there’s not a drive-by going on behind me. Fuck! Was that a bullet that just hit me in the head?! Fucking hell, there’s a bullet in my sandwich!
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 19:42And ten!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 19:45Fabulous! This one was inspired by what’s in the background of the picture.
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 19:53You certainly know how to
eat a sarnie Le Clown… lmao
http://andro53.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/le-clown22.jpg?w=627
I hope you enjoyed it…
Androgoth
Posted by Androgoth | August 31, 2012, 19:43HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Now that was great! I would say that’s two points for Wendy, but she just quit…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 19:48Yes I know she just mentioned that,
what a shame and soooooo how about
giving those points to Nicole Marie, I
do think that she is on your Space?
Glad you liked the caption, and i know
I wasn’t supposed to enter in that way
but I figured that you would find it a
hoot…
Androgoth
Posted by Androgoth | August 31, 2012, 19:52Or maybe Chaotican…
I have probably got that
other user mixed up with
another site…
Up to you my friend…
Androgoth
Posted by Androgoth | August 31, 2012, 19:57I’m throwing in the towel on this one. I don’t have the time or energy anymore. Good luck to the remaining participants!
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 31, 2012, 19:45Wendy,
Fair enough. Would you like me to spread your points among the remaining participants randomly, or do you have a preference?
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 19:46I’m a sucker for the underdog…can you give 4 points each to the last 7 on the list? Thanks.
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 31, 2012, 20:35Wendy,
I think it’s a great idea!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 20:36And #10…
“Mmmmm…..barracuda!”
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 31, 2012, 20:3810 gets
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 21:05#10b
“and they call Gretzky the great one?!”
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 31, 2012, 20:40Like! If Maggie doesn’t get on the blogroll at this point, then the contest is rigged!
Posted by Love & Lunchmeat | August 31, 2012, 20:43Wow, thanks L&L!!!
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 31, 2012, 20:46And why not. Two last points.
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 21:06And this is from Addie!
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 21:38Alright, I barely even have the energy to scroll through the comments at this point… Did someone already use Nora Ephron’s line? “I’ll have what he’s having.”
This contest, though ridiculous, has probably introduced me to 4-5 awesome new blogs…. and eaten up countless time… Thank goodness it’s the beginning of the semester and not the end.
Posted by Love & Lunchmeat | August 31, 2012, 20:48This contest is ridiculously awesome! And you have been given a few bonus points by some bloggers, which I have already added! I’m glad you are meeting bloggers. This is the whole point. To build a community. I sound like a priest. But hey, here’s another two points:
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 21:04Priest for the cult of Le Clown?
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 22:25It’s true–humans DO taste like pork!
Posted by Addie | August 31, 2012, 21:33Two more points for Maggie! Thank you, Addie.
Eric
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 21:3610. I’m having a quick seizure/sandwich break from replying to all of these fucking comments.
Posted by tracy fulks | August 31, 2012, 21:41That was a well calculated one, new fave blogger.
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 21:43your eyeballs must be toast, shoulders tight fucking knots, back screaming bloody murder. i would give you 487 clown noses if i possessed such power.
WBS! SSS! LYLAS!
Posted by tracy fulks | August 31, 2012, 21:46I’m glowing in the dark.
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 21:48I think this is my #4 for Canvas:
#4 “Did I leave my beer in the freezer? Doooooh!”
#5 “I fed Evil Poppy today?”
#6 “I am Sam? Sam I am. Sam am I? Ham and Sam.”
For Circus/Angel:
#3 “Oh god I’m gonna have to count all those fucker’s captions today!”
#4 “Eat shit Freshly Pressed team! I’m eatin’ this!”
#5 “Le Ringmistress loves it when I wink at her like this. Oh yeah…”
Posted by PAZ | August 31, 2012, 21:49Circus/Angel:
#6 “Fuck I love fat puppies! And they’ve never tasted this good.”
Posted by PAZ | August 31, 2012, 21:52Thanks for all of that, PAZ! I think this one’s my favorite of yours. I laughed ridiculously hard at it anyway . . .
Posted by Angel Fractured | August 31, 2012, 23:16Angel, you have a sick sense of humor! Those poor puppies. kidding
You’re welcome. I’m glad you laughed. That’s what it’s all about. I think this is one of my favorites too. Some people had REALLY funny ones.
Posted by PAZ | September 1, 2012, 11:35Yes, I know I have a sick sense of humor. Maybe that’s why people don’t often find me funny in real life, ha. But you’re the one who came up with it, ha.
And yes, there are many really funny ones. I’ve never had so much fun reading comments.
Posted by Angel Fractured | September 1, 2012, 11:47I know right?! I actually LOLed really hard on some of these.
And yes, that was my point.
Since, I came up with it, I’M the one with the sick sense of humor. heheh
Posted by PAZ | September 1, 2012, 11:52Canvas:
#7 “Damn this samich is making me sweaty”
#8 “I think I’m getting that eyetis” (it’s a Boondocks joke; stolen.)
#9 “Le Ringmistress better get it right this time. Don’t have all day. I’m starting to drool. Keep the drool in Le Clown; keep it in.”
#10 “Every day is fuckin MAGICAL! Like Le Clown…and this… sandwich!”
Posted by PAZ | August 31, 2012, 22:01Circus/Angel:
#7 “But why would I eat a bag of dicks?”
Just made me think of Louis C.K. Think I’m retiring for the day. (Ooooh I just rhymed)
Posted by PAZ | August 31, 2012, 22:05All distributed! Thanks, Paz.
Posted by Le Clown | August 31, 2012, 22:30I wasn’t going to say anything, but I don’t think you counted #7. Either that or I don’t know how to count.
Posted by Angel Fractured | September 1, 2012, 00:38It’s bloody hard to read these tatoos. Errrrrr what does it say,,ah yes there it is “blink” and the other one? Aaaaaaah yep got it…oh yeh “blink” Now I just have to roll my eyes back down so I can. Thank God I got them done.
Posted by jiltaroo | September 1, 2012, 05:40Last one of the day!
Posted by Le Clown | September 1, 2012, 08:39Focus El Clowno, sword swallowing 101. Come on throat “open sesame”!
Posted by jiltaroo | September 1, 2012, 05:49….
Posted by Le Clown | September 1, 2012, 08:37NnnnnnnGH. Aaah Subway to submarine in one easy motion.
Posted by jiltaroo | September 1, 2012, 06:522 points for you!!!
Posted by Le Clown | September 1, 2012, 08:36I had a feeling the cow put arsenic on my roll!
Posted by Roly | September 1, 2012, 07:08It’s not fair! I’m not always able to get on the computer, and when I do, I find out that defending my honour is made impossible because this thing is closed.
By the way, have you seen my second entry for the mad limbs thing? I was quite proud of it, and I can use all of my noses… I see I still got to defeat some others….
Posted by No Blog Intended | September 1, 2012, 14:06