Dear WordPress People:
You guys spend a lot of time searching blogs for posts to be Freshly Pressed. That’s a lot of work. So I’m going to save you some trouble right now. DO NOT FRESHLY PRESS LE CLOWN. EVER.
For starters, he refers to himself in the third person. That’s a clear indication that he’s out of his fucking mind. And he calls himself “Le Clown.” Clowns are scary and deranged. Everyone knows that. You know Pennywise, the clown in Stephen King’s It? Picture Pennywise, but more evil and with a perverted fetish for smoking. That’s Le Clown. Do you want to subject millions of bloggers to this filth? I didn’t think so.
Also, he’s rude and he swears like a crystal meth tweaker. He even invited his readers to Eat Shit. And he taunts people with his blatant disregard for White Baby Jesus. I mean, seriously, who does that?? Scumbags, that’s who.
As a proud citizen of the United States, I should be offended by Le Clown’s anti-American rhetoric bullshit. But I’m not, because it’s not his fault; he’s just French-Canadian and won’t ever know any better. It’s like expecting a sociopath to have empathy. It’s not going to happen. But if you make the grave mistake of Freshly Pressing him, he’ll have a worldwide audience for his inane diatribes whining. I implore you: don’t enable him.
Also, he’s a fucking hypocrite. He talks a good game about caring for the environment and doing things that are healthy for his kids, shit like that. Look at this smug prick, breast-feeding his sock monkey in public. And here he is again, being all high and mighty about breast-feeding, on the cover of TIME Fucking Magazine. But what they didn’t mention in that TIME article was that he eats nothing but poutine. How is that healthy for a growing sock monkey, ingesting all that second-hand cholesterol? I’m onto you, Clown Boy, and I’ve reported you. Expect a visit from the Canadian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Knitted Primates (CSPCKP). They’ll set you straight, you sick, twisted freak.
I’ll be honest, I don’t have a problem with the fact that he’s Canadian. I do, however, have a huge problem with the fact that he’s Canadian and doesn’t like Rush, Canada’s greatest treasure. I’ve already contacted the Minister of Citizenship and Immigration, who thanked me for bringing this appalling matter to his attention. They’ll be sending Le Clown into exile shortly—he’ll be stranded on an ice floe with that other national disgrace, Nickelback. So if you should find yourself on a cruise off the Canadian coast and you see a guy with a big red nose reeling from hearing his floemates play “How You Remind Me” for the 8,351,067th time, feel free to point at him and laugh.
Oh, one other thing. Some of his faithful readers refer to his blog as a “Vag Fest” because about 98% of his followers are female. It’s no coincidence. He admitted to me that when he looks for other interesting bloggers, he calls it “trawling for vag.” He doesn’t even read the posts—they could be written in Lithuanian for all he knows. He just looks for the female names and mindlessly hits “Like” and “Follow.” This is not the behavior of an upstanding member of the blogging community.
So please, WP people, listen to me. Do NOT Freshly Press Le Clown. If you do, I take no responsibility for the global corruption that will surely follow.
Love, Madame Weebles
Madame Weebles, oh soothsayer, you speak trueth.
Posted by A cat among the pigeons | August 20, 2012, 07:03Thank you very much, cat—it needed to be said. There are too many innocent bloggers at stake here.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:06I have no idea how you get chosen to be freshly pressed.
Posted by jennysserendipity | August 20, 2012, 07:08As long as they don’t choose a deviant like Le Clown, it’s all good, jennyserendipity.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:08Really funny LOL
Posted by jennysserendipity | August 20, 2012, 10:36You’ll never have to worry about that now. On another note, wouldn’t it be funny if there was a magazine called “Time Fucking”? I’d read that shit.
Thanks for waking me up.
Posted by La La | August 20, 2012, 07:13I’d totally read that shit, La La.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:09You’re killing me, Weebs, totally killing me. This was damn inspired.
You probably didn’t know but I’m on the board at CSPCKP. I’m all over this. Le Clown will be crying like a little girl when he’s set adrift, no poutine or quinoa, no female audience, no music, just and endless loop of Paul Ryan discussing his plan to over haul Medicare.
Posted by A gripping life | August 20, 2012, 07:28Yet another reason I love you, Grippy. CSPCKP board membership AND a Pepsi lover? Hellz yeah.
I have full confidence that a workover from you and the boys will have him whimpering like Justin Bieber after a traffic stop.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:12I have to admit that I’m with Le Clown about the Rush thing.
Posted by Brother Jon | August 20, 2012, 07:31Oh, Brother Jon. I’m so disappointed in you.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:13I’m sorry. I guess I was born in the wrong generation.
Posted by Brother Jon | August 20, 2012, 10:24Sigh. Looks like it’s going to be one of those Pepsi 6-pack kind of days.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:59Might as well go for the Pepsi Max!!
Posted by Brother Jon | August 20, 2012, 12:06I have additional respect, as if it were possible, for Le Clown on learning his distaste for Rush.
Posted by jmlindy422 | August 20, 2012, 10:47Et tu?? I am speechless.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:59Brother Jon, I am totally onboard with the whole Rush thing. They BLOW and in a totally different way than Nickelback.
Posted by the howler and me | August 20, 2012, 12:27Yeah. Well, at least Rush has a good drummer. All Nickelback has are weird haircuts and fake cowboy hats.
Posted by Brother Jon | August 20, 2012, 12:46What’s this? A nice word about Rush from you? Yes, Neil Peart is an awesome drummer. But you forgot the awesome bass player and guitar player. But mainly the bass player.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 12:55Hey, one out of three ain’t bad. I might come around, one of these days.
Posted by Brother Jon | August 20, 2012, 12:56Oh my God, you’re killing me, THAM. My soul aches right now.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 12:51Sorry MW, I just cannot like them.
Posted by the howler and me | August 20, 2012, 12:59Oh dearest God. I need a tissue.
Never, ever freshly-press Le Clown. The public is just not ready for it.
And Madame, W as always… you ROCK.
Posted by workspousestory | August 20, 2012, 07:31Bless you, WSS. And I’m so glad you understand the public menace that is Le Clown. He’s just not someone who should be unleashed on the world.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:16Madame Weebles,
Poutine is part of a complete healthy diet: it has vegetables, milk products and nitrates. As for Rush… It’s like Celine Dion, and I am not referring to how ugly both Celine and Geddy Lee are, but they seem to be more popular outside of Canada… Which is a good thing. I guess.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 07:55You know I’m with you on the Celine Dion thing, Le Clown, but dissing Geddy? Oh no. I’m not having that. My goons will be paying you a visit.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:20My Carnies,
Any one of you who liked this post will now be referred to as a “heckler”. That’s right, “carnies privileges” will be removed.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 08:04You’re doing them a favor, you know.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:21Wahoo!! Hecklers finally win!! Where’s THAM?!?!?!
We won, THAM! We won!!
Posted by meizac | August 20, 2012, 10:24Hopefully she’ll be here soon so we can all rejoice in our Hecklerdom, meizac.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:00Oops. I clicked the like button before I saw this comment. Oh, well, I’m sticking with it. How could I not? Brilliant, Madame Weebles.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | August 20, 2012, 10:43Are you one of the folks in the Carnie camp, Carrie? Well, as a Heckler, I like you anyway.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 12:36Oh, good, because I never was a very good heckler.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | August 20, 2012, 12:39simply awesome M. Weebles.. simply fucking awesome
Posted by unfetteredbs | August 20, 2012, 08:07And you’re awesome for understanding the blogging danger that is Le Clown, A.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:25I’m washing my eyes out with bleach this morning.. what ever did you do to your blog??
Good reading from the dynamic duo ..although I may need to attack my husband to get the image out of my head.
Posted by unfetteredbs | August 20, 2012, 10:27He threatened to turn my cats into poutine if I didn’t let him post on my blog. What else could I do??
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:54laughing.. you did what you had to do..damn Canadian threats
Posted by unfetteredbs | August 20, 2012, 10:59I’m outraged too! Where’s the “screw you, WordPress!” petition??
Posted by daddyranman | August 20, 2012, 08:14But wait, you know this was a plea for him NOT be FP’d right??
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:26Madame Weebles, you killed me with this one…”trawling for vag” priceless…i shall be looking for an opportunity to use that in a sentence soon…
I think you might have just killed Le Clown’s chance to get freshly pressed…
Posted by boomiebol | August 20, 2012, 08:15I sure hope so, Boomie! Trawling for vag… how pathetic is that??
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:29Dear Le Clown,
Australia is a nation based upon a convict heritage. You’d fit right in. And you’d be more than welcome here. If you get to read this in time, I suggest you seek asylum.
CC
PS Awesome post, Madame Weebles!
Posted by Cauldrons and Cupcakes | August 20, 2012, 08:15Thank you very much, C&C! But do you really want to wish Le Clown upon the good people of Australia? It’s a kind offer to take him in, but convicts are one thing—deranged maniacs are another.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:34At long, long, LONG last. Thank you, Madame, for spreading the truth. I have lived in silence too long for fear that Le Clown would turn me into poutine and feed me to the children.
Posted by saradraws | August 20, 2012, 08:27Oh, Sara, I am so sorry you’ve had to put up with this. But there are people who can help you. We have a network of freedom fighters who can smuggle you out and bring you to a safe house where you can live safely and happily.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:45There are no ice floes left due Canada’s filthy oil sands. Le Clown will have to be set afloat in an inner tube. Where sharks and leopard seals will feast on his quite ample, poutine laden, French Canadian Butt. Yeah like Prometheus his butt will chewed off every day and grow back at night. Its a clown thing.
Posted by redwheelbarrow1957 | August 20, 2012, 08:46Excellent, redwheelbarrow. EXCELLENT.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:46I don’t even know what poutine is and now I’ve got that image of Pennywise stuck in my head. Admittedly, Le Clown has always scared me a bit, but now I’m terrified. Weebs, this was hilarious.
Posted by Brigitte | August 20, 2012, 08:54Click on the poutine link in the post, B — that will explain it, inasmuch as Wikipedia can explain anything. I have to admit that except for the cheese curds, it sounds pretty damned good.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:49Huuuh…wouldn’t it be funny if after your heartfelt and thoroughly well expressed pleas, MW, that Le Clown actually got Freshly Pressed???!!! Those WordPress people are like that, you know? And me and Le Clown are on the same page about Rush. Just sayin…
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | August 20, 2012, 09:07Cathy, Cathy, Cathy. You know I love and admire you. But learning of your dislike of Rush is rocking my world to its core.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:50Poor misinformed Rush. Is he still around??? Why.
Posted by Brigitte | August 20, 2012, 11:51HAH! That made me laugh, Brigitte.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:52I feel like my whole world order has collapsed. I was a blind vag follower of Le Clown–I actually prefer the term “twat clot”…wait, no I don’t….see I am lost!–and now the emperor’s new clothes have turned up on man behind the curtain and I’ve got nothing. Do I follow Madame Weebles now?
Posted by speaker7 | August 20, 2012, 09:12You follow Madame Weebles regardless. She knows things.
But Le Clown is now suspect. Plus, he photoshops things. I’d say more, but I suspect you already know exactly what I’m saying.
Posted by Love & Lunchmeat | August 20, 2012, 09:18You mean he doesn’t actually have that big red nose???
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:56Take some deep cleansing breaths, speaker7. You’ve been through more than any ten people should, with the Fifty Shades and Bachelor Pad. I know it’s hard to cope when you see things as they are for the first time. It will be okay. Want me to bring you some ice cream? That always makes me feel better.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 10:54Eating poutine is a disgrace. Eating poutine while breastfeeding should be criminal. In fact, people who eat poutine should have to hide in the closet while doing it, and spare the rest of us.
P.S. The tags on this post are priceless.
Posted by Love & Lunchmeat | August 20, 2012, 09:24L&L,
I hadn’t seen the tags. Hats off to La Madame.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 09:32Wow. Are you feeling okay, Le Clown?
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:04MW,
The tags, I mean, I gotta hand it to you…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 11:22Well, the material I was working with was so inspired, it was only natural to come up with a few good tags.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:32Yay, someone read the tags! Thanks, Lovely. And seriously, eating poutine while breast-feeding is awful. The World Health Organization will be hearing about this.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:03I needed this. Desperately needed this!
Posted by Fish Out of Water | August 20, 2012, 09:24I saw your post, Fish, I will be commenting soon. I’m glad I could oblige you this morning.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:04Best post on this blog ever. Hear that, Clown Boy? (And, gawd, I love that you called him “Clown Boy.”)
Posted by meizac | August 20, 2012, 10:22Meizac,
Go back to your 4569 words posts, La Meizac…. Wrong loyalty, my friend. You are now officially a heckler.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 10:34I’ve always wanted to be a heckler. Thank you.
Posted by meizac | August 20, 2012, 10:49Finally!!!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:12I figured it was time to class up this joint a little, meizac. But “Le Clown” is just so pretentious sounding. Clown Boy really is more fitting, on so many levels.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:11SO many levels.
Posted by meizac | August 20, 2012, 11:14Madame Weebles,
There’s no democracy on Le Clown’s blog. Just one ruler… Let’s see how long your “privileged” presence as author will last…
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 11:15Bring it on, buddy. Bring it on.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:20I await with glee the irony of Madame Weebles getting Freshly Pressed on Le Clown’s blog.
Posted by El Guapo | August 20, 2012, 10:42That would be delicious, wouldn’t it, Guap??
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:19C’mon WordPress, go rogue FP this post!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by lameadventures | August 20, 2012, 11:18I suspect they’ll end up FP’ing one of Le Clown’s previous posts I linked to, V — they’re ironic like that.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:29If this post was a cheese it would be an artisanal goat variety from Spain as opposed to the usual Velveeta.
Posted by lameadventures | August 20, 2012, 11:42Considering that you’re a connaisseur of fine artisanal goat cheeses, I take that as a supreme compliment.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 12:38Glad you picked up on that.
Posted by lameadventures | August 20, 2012, 12:47What?! We’re all just vags he was trawling for? No! And I fell right into his trap!
Madame Weebles, I love that you called him Clown Boy!
Posted by MissFourEyes | August 20, 2012, 11:23It’s true, MissFourEyes. He trawls for vag. He’s a devious little fucker. Here we thought he was liking and following us for our phenomenal blogging skills. But no, he was just adding to his collection.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 11:31It took me much, much, much, much longer than it should have to figure out you don’t have a split personality (know as Le Clown) and you two had simply each guest written posts today. Even though it was clearly explained. In my native non-french. I guess I’m just smart like that. Can we blame this on Nickleback and move on?!
Posted by spilledinkguy | August 20, 2012, 11:40hahahaha the same happened to me!
Posted by SummerSolsticeGirl | August 20, 2012, 12:03It’s okay, spilledink — it wasn’t exactly spelled out very clearly for people. We just sort of sprung it on everyone. And on a Monday morning, too.
So yes, let’s blame it on Nickelback, shall we?
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 12:44Lots of anger towards something I don’t even know the meaning of… “Freshly Press” thought it was your clothes! Go wrinkly if you want….won’t upset my apple cart!
Posted by asklotta | August 20, 2012, 12:00No worries, Lotta! It’s all good. For all I know. Le Clown is wearing clothes that have been crumpled in a drawer for months, in all their wrinkled glory. But being Freshly Pressed by the folks at WordPress, well, that’s an honor that Le Clown has not yet had bestowed upon him. Yet.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 12:48I didn’t know what the hell was going on until I saw your signature at the end, MW
Posted by SummerSolsticeGirl | August 20, 2012, 12:04Sorry, SSG—it must have been a very odd thing to read, without knowing the context. Even if you already had a few cups of coffee!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 12:49oh, don’t be sorry. It was entertaining as hell.
So, what’s the context? I also read le Clown’s post on your blog. Is this some kind of bet, or something?
Posted by SummerSolsticeGirl | August 20, 2012, 23:21Madame Weebles – you had me in STITCHES!!! and Laughing out loud at work is strictly FORBIDDEN.
fucking CLOWN BOY!!! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!
Posted by the howler and me | August 20, 2012, 12:31THAM,
You’re finally laughing! I’ll also refer to you as a heckler.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 12:33Clown Boy,
I have ALWAYS been your heckler. it’s good you finally realized it.
THAM
Posted by the howler and me | August 20, 2012, 12:43THAM,
Heckler as of today.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 12:44Sorry, THAM, but wasn’t the laugh worth it, to be finally called a Heckler AT LONG LAST???
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 12:50TOTALLY!!!
Posted by the howler and me | August 20, 2012, 12:52You realize Madame Weebles . . . this guest post will get YOU Freshly Pressed.
Posted by robincoyle | August 20, 2012, 12:38Robin,
Then, our work would be done.Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 12:40Mission accomplished.
Posted by robincoyle | August 20, 2012, 12:52I suspect it will just trigger some sort of Reverse Psychology among the folks at WP: “This guy can’t be as deranged as this Madame Weebles broad says he is. Let’s FP him and find out.”
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 13:12Fresh Pressing him would be playing with fire.
Posted by robincoyle | August 20, 2012, 13:14It really would. It would be like letting a toddler play with plutonium.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 13:16Mme. Weebles, I love you…lol. That was hilarious. And all the reasons you mention in support of why Le Clown should NOT be freshly pressed, are the same reasons I adore him and look forward to his daily shenanigans.
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 20, 2012, 12:44It’s true, Wendy, our Le Clown is a double-edged sword.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 13:05And as long as he never stabs me with it, I will love him forever.
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 20, 2012, 13:09MW, you are so GOOD. This is so good that I initially thought the freakin’ M. Le Clown was writing about himself again. You have sounded the alarm which will hopefully prevent any FP nonsense with M. Le Clown. We can’t have it, his family can’t have it, he would figuratively or who knows, even literally (knowing him the way we do) explode with self-admiration and gloatism.
Also, you used the F word and god knows the FP people steer fucking clear of that.
Posted by Maggie O'C | August 20, 2012, 13:03Seriously, Mags, you know only too well the horror that would be unleashed if he gets FP’d. His ego will get so big it will have its own gravitational pull.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 13:13I’ll sign the petition! This was hilarious by the way — but in no means is it funny — as we must band together with our Helvetica vaginas to protect the public.
Dear Le Clown, the Mme. is just trying to protect the public. You are just too goddamned magnificent to be freshly pressed. We don’t want to overwhelm Word Press do we now?
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | August 20, 2012, 13:17See, you understand, Sandee. It’s the most humane thing I can think of to do. It’s like staring into the sun. It can’t be done without grave consequences.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 16:58I agree! Weebles forever, Le Clown Never!
Posted by Smaktakula | August 20, 2012, 14:30You know, it sounds nicer here than on Le Clown’s post.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 16:58The sexual harassment seminar I attended (court ordered) told me that Freshly Pressing someone is considered a violation of their personal space. I’m so confused. So, I’m not supposed to press Le Clown, either?
Posted by calahan | August 20, 2012, 15:18I was ordered to take that same seminar, calahan. It was such a buzzkill, wasn’t it? Can’t press this, can’t pull that, and absolutely under no circumstances can you poke it.
So no, I’m afraid pressing Le Clown is off limits too.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 17:00Who cares about freshly pressed when he could win the BBEU award? He might win second. Oh wait, I was going to rub one out from weebles post.
Great blog. I am following.
Posted by rebecca2000 | August 20, 2012, 18:41Okay, Rebecca, at the risk of sounding like an idiot, what is the BBEU? Meanwhile I hope you rubbed out a few already. A photo is a terrible thing to waste.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 20:36LOL You’re not an idot. You are very funny. I love your blog! Your milkshake brings all the bloggers to the yard.
It is Best Blog in the Entire Universe. I wrote about winning the award in my About Lady or Not page on my blog. http://ladyornot.com/?page_id=7
Posted by rebecca2000 | August 20, 2012, 20:43Madame Weebles,
Listen to Rebecca. She obviously knows her stuff. And she’s been doing a great job at linking back to her site… Clever.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 20:59Ahh I do know my stuff though I haven’t been around long. I did link back to my site, but I am enjoying reading yours. Do you mind if I link you?
Posted by rebecca2000 | August 20, 2012, 21:23Ahh I do know my stuff though I haven’t been around long. I did link back to my site, but I am enjoying reading yours. Do you mind if I link you? I mean as a blog that I follow?
Posted by rebecca2000 | August 20, 2012, 21:23Rebecca,
Of course not. Nothing on this blog is serious, beside how magnificent Le Clown is… And the other 259 posts that were not written by Madame Weebles.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 21:26I adore her. She lead me you. I hope to link you both.
Posted by rebecca2000 | August 20, 2012, 21:27My milkshake is better than his, though, just for the record.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 21:30I am sure. Did you see my request about linking you on people I like to stalk?
Posted by rebecca2000 | August 20, 2012, 21:35Yes, sorry, please link away!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 22:59He doesn’t like Rush? I’m not sure how we got along this whole time. I’m speechless.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 20, 2012, 20:22FINALLY! A voice of sanity!!!!! Thank you, Jen. Thank you from the bottom of my Geddy Lee-loving heart.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 20:34I saw them in concert about 5 years ago- one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to. Neal Peart did a drum solo that made me hot and bothered, and Geddy Lee can hop around a stage better than guys half his age.
The only thing that could be worse than not liking Rush is if Le Clown said he liked Nickelback.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 20, 2012, 20:45Are you reading this, Clown Boy?? And all of you other Rush haters??
Jen, I think you’re my New Favorite Person Ever.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 20:50WHO HATES RUSH? I’m going to put a world of hurt on these people.
P.S. You may be mine too.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 21, 2012, 13:01If you scroll throught the comments here and on the post on my blog from yesterday, you’ll see all the horrible, horrible Rush dissing. I’ve posted in the past about the fact that I have the hots for Geddy—I’m not ashamed—but even if someone doesn’t have any interest in Geddy in particular, how can they possibly hate Rush as a band? Crazy bastards.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 21, 2012, 13:04Jen,
Rush? Really? I mean, they are talented musicians, and interesting if you like medieval music played by ugly men, but come on! They only good thing about Rush is the fact that they haven’t recorded lately.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 21:02Fuck, they did record a new album this very year…………
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 21:06Hello?? Earth to Le Clown. They’ve got a new album.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 21:06*#^$%#*@@*(@^&*#(@*$^*&@(#*&@P($*&P(*@&$(^@
That is all.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 21, 2012, 13:01I think Le Clown secretly wishes he were freshly pressed everyday.
Posted by nevercontrary | August 20, 2012, 20:56NC,
Secretly? My ass.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 20:58Wait… you have a secret ass?
Posted by nevercontrary | August 20, 2012, 21:03He does, NC. He keeps it tucked just beneath his other one.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 21:04You know I did notice a little tucking going on in those pics.
Posted by nevercontrary | August 21, 2012, 20:52NC,
I use it to write all my posts with.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 20, 2012, 21:04Gah! I can’t believe the internet ate my reply this morning. Anyway. As a fellow Canadian I feel the need to be a peacekeeper. How’s this for an armistice: Let’s agree to at least leave the poutine alone because god knows we can’t grow vegetables in this godforsaken climate. And then we’ll put Nickelback AND Rush on an ice floe, along with some polar bears because those poor things are fucking starving. Climate change, you know? And Le Clown? Pants. All the time.
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 20, 2012, 21:23Aww, RG, we were playing so nice together. But then you had to go and mention putting Rush on the ice floe.
In the interest of international peace and harmony, I volunteer to take Rush off your hands, since you seem to want to be rid of them so badly.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 20, 2012, 21:28I don’t care who takes Rush as long as Le Clown always wears pants.
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 20, 2012, 21:35Also, I love every single other thing that you like.
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 20, 2012, 23:37All righty then. Just let me have Geddy and all will be well.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 21, 2012, 12:23Referring to ones self in third person is NUTSO… a nutso would know. And breastfeeding a sock monkey?? Well, I guess it is better than breast feeding a pigeon. Baahahhahahaha
Posted by bipolarmuse | August 21, 2012, 10:40Breast-feeding a pigeon would truly be insane, muse. We’d have to call in the authorities immediately if Le Clown ever posts a photo of himself nursing a bird.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 21, 2012, 12:24Bahaha, yet it would be creepily hilarious.
Posted by bipolarmuse | August 21, 2012, 12:45Ooooh so THAT explains why you follow me! Also, vag fest? sounds sweet.
If you Freshly Press a Canadian in the woods, does it make a sound?
Posted by natasiarose | August 21, 2012, 15:58I love it! And I’m really, really part of this deviant nonpressed group? Hooray! Now I have to check out madam weebles’ blog.
Posted by aliceatwonderland | August 23, 2012, 14:51