Seriously? After one week, you still haven’t taken a trip down to Fear No Weebles? You disgust me. Madame Weebles, A Clown on Fire owes you a few followers – you may take whoever you want, except all those I don’t want you to. Leaving empty handed? Don’t, please… I’ve stopped following a few… they’re all yours. See Madame Weebles‘ rack. You fucking rock, my magnificent friend.
My Carnies, will you please thank her with me? Of course you will. Best fucking crowd.
Madame Weebles is my home girl, she’s one hip chick, a real cool cat. She rocks my wordpress world with her killer sense of humor. I could go on but I don’t want anyone to think we’re sister wives or anything…
Le Clown, you were missed but in your absence your recommendations were very satisfying. So much to read and love, so little time….
Posted by A gripping life | August 12, 2012, 07:24The love is mutual, Grippy. I’d be sister wives with you anytime.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:20Le Clown, Madame Weebles kept us well entertained in your absence, and thanks for all the great blogs to now visit. More reasons not to do things, have blogs to read … Sorry kids, cant cook dinner reading …
Posted by Not quite quintessential | August 12, 2012, 07:38Thank you, NQQ. Keep reading those blogs—kids need to learn to be self-sufficient, so may as well start ‘em young…
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:20Love Madame Weebles
Posted by boomiebol | August 12, 2012, 08:02Back atcha, my poetic friend!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:21I would have questioned your sanity had you not chosen Weebs. Questioned it a whole lot more than I already do, which is difficult, but I would have done it.
Posted by Fish Out of Water | August 12, 2012, 08:47Thanks Fish!! Mwah! Yeah, he’s still nuts, but he shows glimmers of sanity every so often.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:23Ms. MW did a mighty fine job of holding down the fort in your absence and just so you’ll know I do follow her, will follow her and dare you to tell me otherwise.
Great Blog choices this week!
Posted by free penny press | August 12, 2012, 08:49Just think, thanks to Le Clown, we now follow each other. I guess he’s not all bad after all, Lynne.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:23Indeed
Posted by free penny press | August 12, 2012, 13:53Thanks, Le Clown for the great blog recommendations. Madame Weebles is my humor heroine! And she’s also a really swell gal! Thanks, MW for filling in here for Le Clown.
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | August 12, 2012, 08:52You’re one of my heroines, Cathy. You’re a healer, you’re inspirationl, you scuba dive, and you drive a sports car. What’s not to love?
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:29Aw shucks! Thank you, MW!
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | August 12, 2012, 12:37MW’s blog is one of the few I read as soon as I get a notification. Her and Speaker7 (sorry, others, the kids need to be fed occasionally).
Posted by meizac | August 12, 2012, 09:25Garsh, meizac. But really, shouldn’t M and Z learn to cook for themselves by now, so you can read blogs when you want?
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:30They can finally make their own sandwiches. I’ll get them to full meals soon.
Posted by meizac | August 12, 2012, 12:38Morning Weebs – you know I love ya.
Posted by Brigitte | August 12, 2012, 09:31Happy Sunday, Brigitte! You’re one of my faves. Love ya right back!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:31Madame Weebles rocks alright! Big F*&^ fan of all of you
Posted by unfetteredbs | August 12, 2012, 09:35Why so dainty with the bleeped out cursing?? You fucking rock too, A!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:33laughing well hell yes.. thank you
Posted by unfetteredbs | August 12, 2012, 13:37UnfetteredBS,
FUCK FUCK FUCK. If I would have had a few days, I would have added you too…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | August 12, 2012, 18:11no worries Le Clown. I enjoyed every one of your posts and your great blogger suggestions. I do hope you are FUCKING well and in tip top shape?
We have missed your handsome metrosexual self
Audra
Posted by unfetteredbs | August 12, 2012, 18:19Madame Weebles is wonderful indeed. She deserves major accolades. And chocolate.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | August 12, 2012, 09:37Bless you, Carrie. I’d even share my chocolate with you. Did you like the movie, btw?
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:34We are heading out to see it in about 20 minutes. But I’m sure I will!
Posted by Carrie Rubin | August 12, 2012, 12:35Carrie,
The only reason I didn’t add you is that you were gone on vacay before I left for Nova Scotia… But your turn will come.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | August 12, 2012, 18:12Oh, please. I’m too shy to take center stage, anyway. I like to sit on the sidelines and observe.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | August 12, 2012, 18:23If a day goes by and I don’t see a Mme. Weebles post I say “When is she going to post when is she going to post?!” When she posts, I run to open it because it I know it’s going to be original, well-written and often hilarious. I love the dead guys she talks about and the fact that she hates Alex Trebek. If she was on Jeopardy, she would win!
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | August 12, 2012, 09:56Awwww! Sandee, you make me blush. Thank you so much. Your stuff is the shiznit, I love reading you too. Mwah!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:41Much love to the Weebles!
Posted by Kathy V. | August 12, 2012, 10:36Much love right back, Kathy!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:43Madame Weebles rocks….Good choice to highlight her! I liked her the minute I saw her ax-murdering weeble header photo.
Posted by dinnerversions | August 12, 2012, 11:21Thanks, DV! I have Le Clown to thank for introducing me to you so I’m grateful to him for that. But he’ll just take that as more proof of his magnificence, I’m sure.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:44I did wonder what’s in it for Weebs to do this for you so tirelessly (she has hungry sniper cats to feed!), but I was anticipating that you’d bring her back an “I <3 Nova Scotia" key chain. This is MUCH better. You are Le Thoughtful Homme Le Clown, and I am too lazy to research the French word for thoughtful. To anyone who has yet to follow Madame Weebles, I'm putting the word out to the ghost of Moe Howard to smack some sense into you. Be forewarned, his wife, Helen Schonberger, was Harry Houdini's cousin so he has the connections to know who you are and where to find you.
Posted by lameadventures | August 12, 2012, 11:46You kill me, V. Yeah, a keychain would have been nice but this is good too. And it’s better than a t-shirt that says “I guest-hosted for Le Clown and all I got was this fucking t-shirt.”
Is that true about Moe’s wife being Houdini’s cousin?? I could Google it but I’m too lazy.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 12:48Yes, it is true Weebs! I thought you (and LeClown) would appreciate that bit of historic research about the wife of a favorite Brooklyn-born Stooge!
Posted by lameadventures | August 12, 2012, 12:57I definitely appreciate it—who knew??
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 13:39Apparently, not either of us until today.
Posted by lameadventures | August 12, 2012, 13:41And now we’re both better people for having learned this information.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 13:42Insert ghost of Curly here, “Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!”
Posted by lameadventures | August 12, 2012, 13:43V,
Hi. Bye.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | August 12, 2012, 18:13Ha, on my way to explore Madame.. in one way or another. Oh my, your header photo is just plain awesomeness!!!
Posted by workspousestory | August 12, 2012, 12:04See, I knew you had that burning desire for me, WSS.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 15:20Indeed, but beware, I really like exploring new people, you know…
Posted by workspousestory | August 12, 2012, 15:21Just don’t get stuck, some of those nooks and crannies can be dangerous.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 15:22Ha! Will do my best. And devise a map along the way.
Posted by workspousestory | August 12, 2012, 15:24Please. Who hasn’t heard about M. Weebles and her magnificent rack?
Posted by Smaktakula | August 12, 2012, 12:52Seriously. It’s on my business card, for crying out loud.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 13:38Madame Weebles rocks (also trees, sands and nuggets)
Posted by calahan | August 12, 2012, 13:57Yes, I see much brilliance in your future, calahan.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 14:07Le Clown:
I have been working my way through your substitute bloggers and they are all varied and interesting, but especially Madame Weebles. MW and I are fast friends. I have a trebuchet and she has a gallows – need I say more?
… and, as you point out, she has a pussy (armed) for a gravatar.
C-a-L
Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | August 12, 2012, 15:11We really are a match made in heaven, CaL.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 15:19Well done minding the store Madame. it’s been a pleasure getting to know you and your boobs.
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 12, 2012, 16:02Likewise, rollergiraffe! You know, except for my not knowing your boobs.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 20:34They are not really worth any mention at all.
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 12, 2012, 20:46Le Clown, Mme. Weebles a fait un osti bonne job durant ton absence. Je l’aime bien.
xo
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 12, 2012, 16:05Madame Weebles is probably the only blog I follow religiously. Besides Le Clown, of course. (Oops.)
Posted by Love & Lunchmeat | August 12, 2012, 17:10Oh, bless you, my Lovely. (And don’t worry, you don’t need to suck up to him.)
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 12, 2012, 20:35I first came here because she said you were cool, Le Clown.
I stay because her cat has a gun.
Seriously, she scares me.
Posted by El Guapo | August 12, 2012, 23:23Guapa,
You’re here cause I’m pretty.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | August 13, 2012, 08:07Not true. He was here because I have big boobs.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 13, 2012, 22:16Yes, MW has a new follower thanks for Le Clown. Such a fine ring master!
Posted by the curtain raiser | August 13, 2012, 03:12I do have him to thank for that, curtain raiser, that’s true!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 13, 2012, 22:20I am already in love with Madam Weebles and her magnificence, but I applaud your selection Le Clown.
Posted by travellingmo | August 13, 2012, 20:57Mo,
Christ, I’m just back from vacay… Yours would have been a great addition too, and Le Clown doesn’t say these things lightly.
Le Clown
Posted by Le Clown | August 13, 2012, 20:59Bless you, Mo.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 13, 2012, 22:20Following MW was so last year. I’ve been a faithful follower for months! Quit yelling at me! Geez.
Posted by robincoyle | August 13, 2012, 21:54You know how power hungry he is, Robin. You give him an inch, he thinks he’s a ruler.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 13, 2012, 22:17Or a yardstick-in-the-mud.
Posted by robincoyle | August 13, 2012, 22:18