I lied. Speaker 7 is blogging royalty. But I will put the spotlight on whomever I want. Period.
I chose to spotlight Speaker 7 on a Sunday just for you, White Baby Jesus. Church attendancy being on the decline, I thought you might be lonely… Don’t you go ruining these big beautiful blue eyes of yours by crying… Roll one up instead, and read Speaker 7.
Keywords: Butt plug; Fifty Shades of Grey; horny puppets. Not for the faint of heart.
Le Clown,
Thank you. I am unworthy. I feel like I should make you a bundt cake or something I can actually cook like a bowl of Cheetos. I do like that my name is right next to Jesus in the tags. That seems appropriate.
Posted by speaker7 | August 5, 2012, 08:00Good morning, speaker7! Don’t offer to make Le Clown anything, you know what he’s like. But he’s right about putting you next to Jesus in the tags.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 10:43Thank you Le Clown for bringing that post to my attention :~)
Posted by Phoenix | August 5, 2012, 10:15Greetings, Phoenix! I’m your hostess while Le Clown is away. Speaker7 is good stuff. Please enjoy.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 10:44I love that there are now two blogs on which I can see Hugo and Goofy. They’re superstars.
Posted by Kathy V. | August 5, 2012, 10:29Whassup, Kathy? Le Clown shanghai’d me into minding his blog for the week. Meanwhile I really have to go and see Hugo, I’m apparently missing out on this.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 10:47Wait, so Weebles is masquerading as Le Clown? Why do I feel like this could result in bloggers taking over the world? I’M ON YOUR SIDE! PLEASE DON’T SUBJUGATE ME!
Posted by Kathy V. | August 5, 2012, 11:01Or, what about this: What if Le Clown is masquerading as Madame Weebles???????
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 11:03I think the true world-power-paradigm-changer here is the unholy union of the two, no matter who happens to be wearing the kitten avatar.
Posted by Kathy V. | August 5, 2012, 11:08Kind of like matter and anti-matter colliding. It’s not pretty.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 12:25Except that the matter is a kitten and the anti-matter is a flaming clown. BOOM!
Posted by Kathy V. | August 5, 2012, 12:31Yikes!!!!!
Posted by Cathy Ulrich | August 5, 2012, 11:09I know, it’s a frightening thought, isn’t it, Cathy??
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 12:28Blogging royalty, indeed. As highly anticipated as the Seuss-ified version of the Bible that Madame Weebles promised me is, I would also give my left leg (that’s the one with the bum knee, so I’m okay parting with it) for Speaker7 to rewrite the bible as only Speaker7 could.
Posted by meizac | August 5, 2012, 11:24I haven’t forgotten, meizac!! But yes, a Speaker7-ified Bible would be one for the ages.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 12:29I definitely worship at the altar of Speaker 7. The recraps are to die for.
Posted by Fish Out of Water | August 5, 2012, 11:55Just the fact that she hasn’t committed mass murder after reading those books makes her a hero in my book. Taking that drivel and turning it into pure comedy gold? That’s brilliance, there.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 12:33I am familiar with Speaker7 and she is hilarious.
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 5, 2012, 21:45Greetings, Wendy! I was
suckeredasked by Le Clown to mind his blog for him during his absence. I’m here to make sure your stay is comfortable. Can I get you anything? Coffee? Tea? Absinthe?
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 23:59I’ll take a green tea and a joint, please. Thank you Madame Weebles. The pleasure is all mine.
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 6, 2012, 22:27I will send the tea along with Jacques, our stunningly handsome joint roller.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 7, 2012, 12:12Est je peux parler avec Jacques en Francais. Mais si il est aussi beau que ca, je pense qu’on va parle pas trop.
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 7, 2012, 12:15Oui, tu peux parler en francais avec Jacques. Mais tu ne voudrais pas parler, peut-etre, il est si si beau… Vous pouvez parler la langage d’amour….
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 7, 2012, 12:19Exactement!! On pense le meme manier Mme. Weebles. Je te suive maintenant.
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 7, 2012, 12:24Merci, mon amie nouvelle!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 7, 2012, 12:44Avec plaisir Mme. Weebles.
Posted by writerwendyreid | August 7, 2012, 16:33FACT: I shall one day make Speaker7 the mother of my babies
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 6, 2012, 01:45I never wound my biological clock before but Speaker7 definitely makes me want to spawn with her.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 6, 2012, 07:42Me either. I vowed never to have children, but Speaker7 unknowingly got that thing ticking.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 6, 2012, 13:02That was a crazy read!
Posted by Robin Coyle | August 6, 2012, 15:38Isn’t it hilarious? She’s been “recrapping” the entire 50 Shades trilogy. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. And she’s doing a huge public service by keeping us from having to read the books ourselves. There’s a medal in this for her somewhere.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 6, 2012, 16:27