Holy shit!! A whole week without Le Clown? What the fuck will my Carnies read while I’m away? The blogosphere is an ocean of strange and malevolent monsters. I wouldn’t want you to stumble upon a 2700-word blog post from a I must be a good writer as I use adverbs and words that end with -th author - blesseth their poor souls - fall unconscious and never see you again… I do have a responsibility to keep you close to me…
I have scheduled 8 posts to keep you company, 8 posts to bring a new blogger into your life. A fair warning to your spouses: your beds are about to get crowded. A fucking love fest. I won’t say much about these bloggers – a few words, a sentence, perhaps a paragraph. There’s some magnificent stuff out there, and it’s a real shame that most of these bloggers haven’t yet savoured the sweet taste of fame. Trust Le Clown, you must.
Without further ado. She’s Canadian – in itself it should be enough for you to run straight to her blog. She’s also funny. And neurotic… And has no qualm when it comes to using the word fuck. Read The Roller Giraffe. (You’ve read my thoughts, Sweet Mom: Canadica).
My Vag will miss you.
But Roller Giraffe will ease the pain nicely…
Posted by Brian Westbye | August 4, 2012, 17:58Take care of that vag, Brian. Le Clown would be so disappointed if something happened to it during his absence.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 20:03He does love my Hot Pocket.
Posted by Brian Westbye | August 4, 2012, 20:05Heyoooooo!!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 20:06Also, upon reading my original comment, I hereby amend it to read “But READING Roller Giraffe will ease the pain nicely…” I’ll be under my desk now…
Posted by Brian Westbye | August 4, 2012, 20:07Ohhhhh, I see. Yeah, I guess that’s nice too.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 20:15I am so glad that was just a typo. Le Clown didn’t warn me I’d have to take care of anyone’s vag in his absence.
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 4, 2012, 22:49you are right. this is good. but what is up with the Canadica link?? Am I missing something again? RG is hilarious.
Posted by Brigitte | August 4, 2012, 17:59You’re not missing anything, B, it’s okay. Canadica is a work in progress that we’ll all know more about soon. Meanwhile, isn’t Roller Giraffe great??
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 20:05Yes, sure. I said that already, but that’s okay. I’m seriously not as cool as you guys, so peace out.
Posted by Brigitte | August 4, 2012, 22:33Oh, good. Just what I needed…more ways to procrastinate.
Posted by meizac | August 4, 2012, 18:05You didn’t really want to do all that stuff like school work, house work or child rearing, did you??
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 20:05You’re right. What WAS I thinking?
Posted by meizac | August 4, 2012, 20:18I am not Canadian yet I feel that peeps should run over to my blog… then again, I am not very funny either. Hmmmm
Posted by bipolarmuse | August 4, 2012, 18:06I’m not Canadian either–you know Le Clown tends to be a little unfairly biased towards his own kind.
I myself have not had the pleasure of reading your blog. I will have to rectify that and visit you now.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 20:08Thank you for taking a gander!
Le Clown is certainly biased… and I am still a carnie. LOL
Posted by bipolarmuse | August 4, 2012, 21:45I liked roller giraffe so much I put my son’s stuffed giraffe in roller skates and rolled it right off the roof. My son is crying, but it was worth it. I’m looking forward to writing for Canadica.
Posted by speaker7 | August 4, 2012, 18:41I’m glad I read your comment twice, speaker7, because I originally read that as “I put my son in roller skates and rolled him off the roof.” That wouldn’t have been as funny.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 20:09This is the most hilarious endorsement I have ever seen. Thank you!
Posted by rollergiraffe | August 4, 2012, 22:43Ahh Le Magnificent Clown is afraid that we will awake from the spell he has us under, but not to worry he had made plans to keep us enthralled until he returns.
Posted by draconianstylist | August 4, 2012, 20:19He’s a sly one, that Le Clown. He’ll keep pumping that pixie dust through the ventilation system while he’s gone so we don’t all come to our senses before he returns.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 20:33Hey Le Clown, whats this? I come back to blogging, and you go away. Have a nice time. And down to correct grammar I sayeth
Posted by Not quite quintessential | August 4, 2012, 20:47I’m sorry, NQQ, I know Le Clown will be very sorry to have missed your return. You should make him grovel for your forgiveness.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 4, 2012, 21:10Madame, all is forgiven with his all star line up of hosts … following you too xx
Posted by Not quite quintessential | August 4, 2012, 21:15Wishing you a fab sabbatical, Le Clown.
xx
And thanks for subbing us in some all-stars. May they twinkle half as bright as your own Great Lighteth doth shineth.
Posted by Cauldrons and Cupcakes | August 5, 2012, 05:46Hello, C&C, I’m sure Le Clown will certainly appreciate your likening him to a great star–you know he eats that stuff up.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 12:23Is he not one, Madame Weebles? I’m only going on what he’s told me…
Mind you, what’s not to love?
Posted by Cauldrons and Cupcakes | August 5, 2012, 15:30I can’t argue with that, C&C. At least, that’s what he told me.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 15:34Whilst all will surely miss you, it’s always a pleasure to seek out new blogs. May carnies and funnel cake be with you on your journey…
P.S. Do you even have funnel cake in Canadica
Posted by Love & Lunchmeat | August 5, 2012, 11:35Hiya Lovely! Welcome back! Canadica (a hybrid of Canada and America) has funnel cakes, but only the American half.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 12:24Thanks Madame, but I’m not back just yet. I stole onto my friend’s computer while she is making pancakes. (I also stole her baby. Don’t tell anyone.)
And I’m definitely relieved to hear there’s funnel cake in Canada! Poutine is scary. So I often worry that there’s no normal food in Canada…
Posted by Love & Lunchmeat | August 5, 2012, 12:31Ahh, baby stealing. A time-honored vacation activity. I hear tell of poutine but have not had the pleasure as yet.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 5, 2012, 12:34Hmmmm, another Canadian? I feel like I’m reaching my maple syrup quotient very quickly these days.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 6, 2012, 01:49It’s okay, Jen. I’m plotting an all-American takeover of Le Clown’s blog. Care to join me?
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 6, 2012, 07:41YES! What’s the first order of business…changing his header to a picture of the American flag?
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 6, 2012, 13:01NICE. Maybe we can Photoshop in a picture of Le Clown saluting the flag, too. Let’s get on that!
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 6, 2012, 15:24I think we should also throw in a Bald Eagle for good measure. Maybe it’s resting on his shoulder?
Posted by Jen and Tonic | August 6, 2012, 16:03Perfect. We’re doing him a favor, really. We’re helping him embrace his inner Yank.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 6, 2012, 16:17MW . . . Tell Le Clown for me I think The Roller Giraffe is great.
Posted by Robin Coyle | August 6, 2012, 14:43Of course I shall, Robin. Meanwhile, when do you want to shaving cream Le Clown’s windows? I’m free tonight.
Posted by Madame Weebles | August 6, 2012, 15:25My Mum always told me never to trust a clown who tells you to trust him. I’m so confused.
Posted by feelingchipper | August 12, 2012, 07:32