It is time to remove the cock ring from the Dick in a Box concept, and allow the flow of blood to nurture other ideas… It was good while it lasted, wasn’t it, Jen, Gemini Girl and Meizac? But Le Clown gets bored easily… Just ask Sock Monkey… On with new toys.
RIP Le HonoUrary Clown Badge
Now that I got your attention [stop that, concentrate, and read on...], Le Clown would like to invite you for a cup of tea, over at Black Box Warnings, to discuss The Forgotten Wife‘s guest post, Our choice was right – for us. I tend to go for Earl Grey myself. And you?
Le Clown is about to reach a new landmark on A Clown on Fire – The Facebook Page: 9 likes away from the 200 mark… Want to cross over to the Facebook side?
Like Le Clown on Facebook. He’s pretty everywhere he goes, thanks to Photoshop.
I’ll miss your dicks in a box.
Posted by Jennifer Worrell | July 19, 2012, 07:38Jenn,
I just realized that my three dicks were all chicks. Chicks with dicks, I gather, chicks nonetheless.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 07:40Dicks AND balls–love those ladies!
Posted by Jennifer Worrell | July 19, 2012, 07:42Jenn,
Balls the size of ovaries alright!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 07:43
Posted by Jennifer Worrell | July 19, 2012, 07:48I went on a date with a chick with a dick. He/she was a really good kisser.
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | July 19, 2012, 10:51Auntie Sandor,
A friend of mine did too, and only had great things to say.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 11:06Wow! Now that’s an interesting experience. I can imagine this person would be:)
Posted by Jennifer Worrell | July 19, 2012, 17:01Special creatures, these folk — oh I get so excited even thinking of it. Mine was named Beverly.
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | July 19, 2012, 12:18A post about Beverly will be forthcoming, right?
Posted by Jennifer Worrell | July 19, 2012, 17:03Jenn,
What a great idea!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 17:11A post about Beverly, yeah!
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | July 19, 2012, 21:37Um, I take offense to that. I am a chick with a BEAUTIFUL dick.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | July 19, 2012, 13:43Jen,
I’ve heard that one before…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 17:17Just stopped by black box briefly…will be back later in the day. You are a great dad Le Clown…
Posted by boomiebol | July 19, 2012, 08:02Boomie,
Come back anytime you want, of course. Just bring a gift each time.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 08:29Letting your dicks out of the box will allow for breathable balls. Now, on to the Blackbox I go!
Posted by daddyranman | July 19, 2012, 08:32DaddyRanman,
Are you going to let BabyRangirl roll over the kitchen floor while you’re glued to your idiotbox, playing My Little Pony on your Xbox?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 08:33Whatever keeps her from calling child services. Bronies for life!
Posted by daddyranman | July 20, 2012, 17:56One closer to 200, Le Clown. I hope you hit your goal, because I had to click over, log in, search for Clown On Fire, AND hit like. I don’t go to that kind of effort for just any clown
Posted by RFL | July 19, 2012, 09:02Rachelle,
Really? My web-wizardness was convinced he had properly linked the FB page in the post…. My apologies if it wasn’t so, and many thanks for persevering!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:08I probably just clicked log in at the wrong place. Your link went directly to your page, but I ended up on my home page looking at the stalker bar on the right, and many ignored Farmville requests. I try to never log in to FB on a real computer.
Posted by RFL | July 19, 2012, 09:24I just love it when I see my name in bright yellow script on your blog. It brings a little sunshine to my day, and everyone else’s, which is is great of me, I mean you….
Posted by Stacie Chadwick | July 19, 2012, 09:02Gemini Girl,
If my sunshine can bring you
cancerhappiness, I can tap myself in the back for a job well done.Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:05If you have the ability to tap yourself on the back, you should lose this blog altogether and head to Vegas with Cirque de Soleil.
Posted by Stacie Chadwick | July 19, 2012, 09:34NICE ONE, Stacie.
Posted by Madame Weebles | July 19, 2012, 09:50Stacie,
Cirque du Soleil is from Montreal. I think I’ll just take a walk to Guy Laiberté’s igloo and have a chat with him over tea, and a poutine.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:53Dear Le Clown-
you get the Shhwing Boner Prize for the best post title ever…. and sorry I cannot save your blue balls.. I am not on facebook
UBS
Posted by unfetteredbs | July 19, 2012, 09:10UnfetteredBS,
Compliments from a wordsmith like you are [very] appreciated. Hear that, Gemini Girl?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:19Just 7 more!
Posted by La La | July 19, 2012, 09:34Lauren,
Sweet. I’d return the favo(u)r, but your blog is nowhere to be found on Facebook. I’ll take it as you have a “real life” aside from blogging… Poser.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:39There is a “real life” beyond this? I didn’t make one because I didn’t want my parents to find my blog. That’s working out nicely.
Posted by La La | July 19, 2012, 09:46Lauren,
I read that post… So you have parents? What’s it like?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:48It’s like drowning in their sea of disappointment. Good times.
Posted by La La | July 19, 2012, 09:56Lauren,
If Dick in a Box was still on-going, you would have won best comment just there, and be granted the utmost honoUr of being Le Clown’s personal assistant for a week. But these days are gone. Please feel free to share my picture of “Le Clown as Ron Jeremy” on my Facebook page, as a thank you for making me laugh.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 10:03I suppose I’m a renegade. I hate Facebook. I love English Breakfast tea.
Posted by lameadventures | July 19, 2012, 09:34V,
Facebook is overrated anyway. Le Clown is just hungry for attention. I have been known to go for a cup of English Breakfast tea myself… on my bitter days.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:36I’ve already crossed to the Facebook side. I’m still waiting on the cookies I was promised
Posted by theforgottenwife | July 19, 2012, 09:42The Forgotten Wife,
My one-ab had a different idea…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:47I was one of the candidates for the Dick in a Box award, and now you’re pulling the plug?? You suck, Le Clown, and not in a good way.
Posted by Madame Weebles | July 19, 2012, 09:52Madame Weebles,
Well… How about we go out with a BANG?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:55There are so many ways I could answer that, my head might explode.
Posted by Madame Weebles | July 19, 2012, 09:56Madame Weebles,
No splattering of brains on this blog please. I am too lazy to clean anything up… Expect a PM.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 09:58I fear I’ve stumbled onto words and thoughts far too icky for my delicate ears and sensibilities.
Posted by A Gripping Life | July 19, 2012, 10:04Grippy,
I do agree. “Earl Grey” and “English Breakfast” should not be used lightly on the blogosphere. My apologies.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 10:07I haven’t tried Earl Grey tea. I’m going to try it one day. I do like Bustello Coffee. I hope you’re having a good day.
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | July 19, 2012, 10:49Auntie Sandor,
Some like a bit of milk and sugar in their Earl Grey… I think nothing beats it black. Wouldn’t you agree?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 10:52I’ll try indeed and see, indeed…
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | July 19, 2012, 12:25You got bored with sock monkey?! Who will breastfeed it now?!
Only six more to go, yay!
Posted by MissFourEyes | July 19, 2012, 11:22Miss Four Eyes,
You weren’t following me on FB yet? *Sob*.
As for Sock Monkey, I’ll find someone on Etsy, I’m sure.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 11:23From vaginas on my blog to dicks on yours. The circle is complete.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | July 19, 2012, 11:35Carrie,
I say we gave Thursday a new name, in celebration. What do you say, my writer friend?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 11:37We gave it a new name all right. One of debasement and debauchery. Come to think of it, maybe we SHOULD be writing “Grey” type books.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | July 19, 2012, 11:42Carrie,
I’ve been working on a story like that… About an old vampire who looks like a young man who has a pedophilic infatuation and love story with a teenager girl. I want to call it “Glitter”. Any thoughts? Maybe an e-book?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 11:47Change it to “Glitter Sucking Fangers” and I think you’ve got a winner!
Posted by Carrie Rubin | July 19, 2012, 12:01Carrie,
I need a pen name. Le Clown won’t do. Women from Middle America won’t read me. Something slightly pretentious too, like adapting the name using other letters than its usual spelling, Like Rebekka Richardson.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 12:09Bingo.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | July 19, 2012, 12:15Carrie,
Bingo Le Clown? Just fucking with you.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 12:17C’est tout.
Posted by Carrie Rubin | July 19, 2012, 12:25New play things is a great idea…
Posted by bipolarmuse | July 19, 2012, 14:40BPMuse,
So says your last poem…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 14:52HA!… clever Le Clown
Posted by bipolarmuse | July 19, 2012, 15:01Le Clown –
You are looking pretty beefy in your photo. I’ve been your FB slut for ages. I guess I could try to like you as TWTG. Hmmm. Stupid work blocking my stupid Facebook. Maybe later if I remember.
Love,
TWTG
Posted by thewhitetrashgourmet | July 19, 2012, 15:27TWGT,
You’ve been a fan since 1943. Thank you. And here’s an interesting fact for all of you. Even if you like a page with another page, it will not count as a new like. Yup. It’s like that!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 15:29So I’m unclear–are we specifically supposed to like your penis on Facebook? I’m not opposed, I just want to make sure before I go and embarrass myself. More, I mean.
Posted by Smaktakula | July 19, 2012, 18:15I’ll create some fake fb accounts to speed this process up, if you’d like. Eh?
Posted by billmcmorrow | July 19, 2012, 19:31Bill,
You’re ready for your Canadian citizenship. Grab your bag of hope – if you still have any – and head on up to our borders. I’ll meet you there.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 19, 2012, 19:36I will be back when the dick is hard. Limp dicks are useless…unless they host host your blog for a day and rule! They did a great job…almost good enough to replace you, le Clown. Keep your pants on (please), I said almost.
Posted by writerwendyreid | July 19, 2012, 22:08Wendy,
This comment made me laugh. Quite hard, not like the dick in that box.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 21, 2012, 13:27Le Clown,
I have been following you on fb under my not so secret real id. Is it necessary to resuscitate and like you with the uber secret one as well? Are you that desperate?
Kina
Posted by Human In Recovery | July 20, 2012, 19:10HiR,
You mean… You…. are…. Jon Hamm? I LOVE you in Mad Men, Jon!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 21, 2012, 13:28Silly, silly Clown.
No, it’s Snookie, so I’ll get JWow to follow you as well. Won’t that be just fab? You aren’t going to ban us too, are you?
Posted by Human In Recovery | July 21, 2012, 13:43Would Le Nerd/Geek Clown like a review of The Dark Knight Rises? I believe this is something I’m going to watch around noon tomorrow. I just wanted to stop by and brag for a second. Have a nice weekend.
Posted by Brother Jon | July 21, 2012, 02:24Brother Jon,
Thou Shall Not Coveth The Batman… Damn right I want to read your review…!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 21, 2012, 13:29Le Clown
It was good. I need a couple of more days to figure out what/how I want to say it though. But, It was very good.
Brother Jon
Posted by Brother Jon | July 23, 2012, 13:21Thank you for wearing flip flops.
Posted by transparentguy | July 21, 2012, 11:48Transman,
Flip flops make the world go round. I would like to record my comment as today’s lamest reply.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 21, 2012, 13:09I am lucky number 200! Now I can do nothing for the rest of the week.
Posted by rollergiraffe | July 22, 2012, 22:15Roller Giraffe,
And it had to be you, too! How freakin’ awesome is this, Miss JB!! Life is pretty damn sweet right now.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 22, 2012, 22:20Roller Giraffe,
And watch me make a Facebook status like…. now!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 22, 2012, 22:21