Le President of the World wishes his American Carnies a very happy – and safe – Independence Day. Viva l’Obamacare! America, Fuck Yeah!
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A Special Fourth of July Magnificent™ Ecard© – Post #200
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Happy 200th post, Le Clown!
Posted by rainey | July 4, 2012, 07:06Rainey,
Thank you, and happy 4th of July to you. It was a good Tom Cruise movie.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 07:41Happy 200th post! Ohand send money! Obama care is gonna cost a fortune! lol.
Posted by carlarenee45 | July 4, 2012, 07:17CR45,
Do like your Canadian and Swedish friends… Tax citizens, but make it different: tax the rich!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 07:19oh yeah I like how it is in Canada, but you don’t owe China out the butt like we do. We have borrowed so long instead of taxing the rich like we should, I’m not on either side politically though, I would like to see the two-party system done away with
Posted by carlarenee45 | July 4, 2012, 07:39Happy 200th post, happy getting your Internet up and running, and happy 4th!
Posted by A gripping life | July 4, 2012, 07:20Grippy,
Merci. A Happy Fourth of July to you.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 07:42Ah Canadians. If only there were Candian holidays we knew about, we could reciprocate. The only one I know about is Boxer Day, where you roast the family boxer that you have lovingly raised all year for the occasion. Mmmmm stuffed with pine cones, covered in maple syrup! Dancing around it naked with your moose antlers tied tight to your heads and singing Arc de triomphe. Hows the tune for that go again?
love and kisses
RWB1957
Posted by redwheelbarrow1957 | July 4, 2012, 07:33Bryan,
July 1st is the Canadian holiday, and June 24th is the Quebec holiday. You have a year to prepare…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 07:43a boxer and a french poodle? That is just gluttony.
Posted by redwheelbarrow1957 | July 4, 2012, 17:43I would totally celebrate Boxer day.
Posted by saradraws | July 4, 2012, 11:13Delicious roast boxer
Posted by redwheelbarrow1957 | July 4, 2012, 17:39Happy, Happy, Happy 4th to you too Le Clown and can I have that little red balloon dog?
Congrats on #200 post!!!!
Posted by free penny press | July 4, 2012, 07:57Lynne,
You sure can, I made it myself! Happy 4th of July to you!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 07:58Congrats on 200 posts Le Clown. Here’s to many more
Posted by boomiebol | July 4, 2012, 08:05BoomieBol,
Thank you. I already have 657 posts prepared for publication. Let’s just hope WordPress doesn’t go out of business before then…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 08:35Ha ha ha. We humbly await the publications…wordpress however i cannot vouch for
Posted by boomiebol | July 4, 2012, 08:38Bahahahahahaha!
Happy 200th post Le Clown. The Howler has started feeling better, I am betting it is because you are now back on the interwebs.
Posted by the howler and me | July 4, 2012, 08:13THAM,
I think I will make it one of my first post interwebconnectivity visit to your blog this morning. I need me some kickass FTW with my coffee.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 08:37Eh, my posts have been terribly lacking as of late (I think I am going to blame that on you as well)
Posted by the howler and me | July 4, 2012, 09:44Happy 200th post! Surely the Americas are better for it.
Posted by daddyranman | July 4, 2012, 09:11DaddyRanman,
Like the Americans would say: Fuckin’ A!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 09:30Ahhh, yessss, LeClown is back, my life is now complete!
Well, less empty anyway.
Congrats on being reconnected before the fifth of July and thanks for the ECard. Sorry I didnt get you anything for Canada Day.
Kina
Posted by Human In Recovery | July 4, 2012, 09:32Kina,
It’s Canada Day every day in Canada. Did you know that? Willy Wonka told me so.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 09:47Happy 200th post, Le Clown! And thank you for this wonderful ecard. It’s my favorite gift ever, right up there with the shiny Smith & Wesson I got for my 10th birthday.
Posted by Madame Weebles | July 4, 2012, 09:41Madame Weebles,
Vous êtes trèes gentille! J’ai bien hâte de vous relire.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 10:09“Vous”?? So formal today. Now get your ass back to my blog.
Posted by Madame Weebles | July 4, 2012, 10:37Ha ha! Great card. Je l’aime. I think I’ll send it to the NRA. Maybe they’ll use it as their slogan.
Posted by crubin | July 4, 2012, 10:34Carrie,
Please do! And send them my way if they are not happy with it.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 10:50That should be the new nra slogan ! Happy 4th u syrup eating maple leaf wearing hockey pucked Frenchman.
Posted by sweetmother | July 4, 2012, 11:06SM,
If Charlton Heston was still alive, I’d print him a shirt.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 11:09Haha SM
Posted by Shannon.Kennedy | July 4, 2012, 11:33What!? I was gonna do that SAME eCard — we are so on the same wavelength!
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | July 4, 2012, 11:09Auntie Sandee,
We are family after all, right?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 11:11Oui indeed!
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | July 4, 2012, 12:30I think Obama is a Canadian at heart.
Posted by saradraws | July 4, 2012, 11:14The Ringmistress,
And from Quebec.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 11:36Happy #200th! You planned that, right? To have your 200th post on a USA birthday?
Posted by caseyfern | July 4, 2012, 11:19Casey,
I leave nothing to chance, not even chance itself.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 11:37Your most magnificent ecard thus far Le Clown. Bravo
Posted by Shannon.Kennedy | July 4, 2012, 11:32Shannon,
Thank you for this most magnificent compliment!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 11:38Have a great day, that nose suits you!
Posted by Cakes and Shakes... | July 4, 2012, 11:44CaS,
Likewise. Not for the nose, though.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 11:45Happy 200th post! Can’t wait for more!
I feel like a bad person for cracking up at that card
Posted by MissFourEyes | July 4, 2012, 12:28Miss Four Eyes,
Le Clown only speaks the truth. And even better when he speaks funny about the truth.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 19:04When I stole my Canuck husband away to the States for his first American Independence Day, he was stunned to see how much we ALL party, how many dangerous fireworks were in the hands of children, and how we all survived to do it again and again. I LOVE it, hence utterly depressed to be in Canada today
Posted by kzackuslheureux | July 4, 2012, 12:42Kreta,
Bigger, faster… bigger, right?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 19:05Why do I not get this???
Posted by kzackuslheureux | July 4, 2012, 21:41Kreta,
Isn’t this the USA motto? Bigger fireworks, faster cars, bigger parties?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 21:42Oh, I thought you must be talking about my hubby’s boner… No, just FUNNER!!!! Americans are just so way tons more fun… sorry.
Posted by kzackuslheureux | July 4, 2012, 21:45I’m gonna shoot ya fer sayin’ that, Clowny!
Posted by calahan | July 4, 2012, 13:27Le Calahan,
Canadian borders don’t let anyone with hair like yours pass through our borders.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 19:07I’ll take it off, then. It’s only a hairpiece.
Posted by calahan | July 4, 2012, 19:43Hey, not every American is a gun-toting loon! In the 1930s my grandfather owned and operated a diner in Chicago that was frequently robbed at gunpoint (okay by gun-toting loons). Finally reaching his breaking point, my grandfather bought his own gun in a failed effort to become a gun-toting loon himself. He never learned how to use it and kept it locked in the safe unloaded. The next time he was in the process of getting robbed, he whispered sotto voce to my dad, “Johnny, get the gun!” My dad whispered back sotto voce, “Dad I don’t know the combination.” So, we got robbed once again, and my grandfather said, “Fuck this” in Italian, sold the pointless pistol, closed his diner and moved his family to the not-so-wild-west, San Francisco, a much more peaceful place. That was the end of my family’s love affair with that American pasttime, guns.
Happy 200th post!
Posted by lameadventures | July 4, 2012, 20:10V,
Rush Limbaugh tells us you all have guns. Are you calling him a liar?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 21:43Mais oui! Et un garcon gros! (High school French from the archives of my memory.)
Posted by lameadventures | July 4, 2012, 22:08Hey man, nobody–and I mean nobody–does it better! Happy “Keep an eye cocked to the south” Day!
Posted by Smaktakula | July 4, 2012, 20:10Guntakula,
From what I hear, saying the word “vagina” is more dangerous than owning a gun in the USA…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 21:45Love the e-card and congrats on post #200.
Posted by writerwendyreid | July 4, 2012, 21:37Wendy,
Thank you, my fellow Canadian!!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 21:46I am assuming congratulations are in order. You seem to have reached a milestone here at your site.
Happy Congratulations Le Clown for keeping it real and telling it like it is
Gotta ask…being Canadian and all…what team do you follow?
Fantastic site buddy!!!
Posted by slapppshot | July 4, 2012, 22:41Tobbe,
Is there any other team than the HABS?
And grazie of the encouragement… Can’t believe your blog has eluded me all these months.
I should also congratulate you for being one of my few male readers…! You must be something like #4.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 4, 2012, 22:46“The problem with Socialism is you eventually run out of other people’s money.” Margaret Thatcher
You can have Obama if you want him. Really, our gift to you!
Posted by Maggie O'C | July 5, 2012, 15:09Maggie,
You’re quoting The Iron Lady on my blog? That made my clown nose bleed…
We’ll gladly take Obama. And as we Canadians have been known to be generous, we’d like to return the favour by sending you Stephen Harper. Our gift to you.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 5, 2012, 15:18hahahaha
get a cold washcloth. I’m gonna stop by Ohio, get Obama and I’ll meet you at the border for the exchange.
Posted by Maggie O'C | July 5, 2012, 15:20Maggie,
Let them find their way. Obama knows where to find us. He’s our people.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 5, 2012, 15:24Magnificently summed up. I enjoyed my fireworks yesterday, but the events of the day drew light on how moronic Americans can be.
Posted by travellingmo | July 5, 2012, 21:40Mo,
I was finally able to pass some time on your blog. Life is pretty swell today.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | July 6, 2012, 14:18Thanks Le Clown! I am humbled that your magnificence would take the time to pop round to my corner of the interweb. As to your father-in-law in Sausalito, San Francisco is much preferable. You can book a flight here and casually mention to him you’ll be in town, then perhaps he will invite you. I would not take it personally, but then again, I’m Jewish, and we regard our in-laws with wariness because they tend to think we are not good enough for their son or daughter.
Cheers,
Mo
Posted by travellingmo | July 6, 2012, 21:50Happy 200th of July Le Clown.
(sound of Ape indiscriminately firing a machine gun into the air and gibbering in celebration)
Posted by Ape No. 1 | July 6, 2012, 17:58