Le Clown told his Carnies, “I am the resurrection and the life. Anyone who believes in me will live, even after dying, and will get a clown nose.” – John 11:25 – Le Bible of Le Clown.
Okay, THIS one is funny. Well done.
This was me this morning:
Publish. Don’t publish. Publish. Don’t publish. [More coffee] Publish.
I think we’ve already determined that your readers are not easily offended.
And I’m not sure you can top this one.
Hmm… I’m guessing that’s the extent of your sunday service? It’s very inspirational. No wonder you have so many followers.
My father (the biological one… not the mythical ethereal one) would have been so proud of me to see how my Catholic upbringing is being so helpful in my blogging life.
I see the Catholic nuns didn’t beat you enough in the basement….:)well done Le Clown..UBS
Why do I have to wait until I die to get a clown nose?
Seriously, stop bogarting them…
I wouldn’t have expected any other sort of comment from you, my Apostle Carnie.
Ahh, Sunday morning affirmations. The world is in balance now. Thank you, Le Clown.
Speaking of Le Bible of Babbles, I think it would have been more interesting if it would have been written by you. Just sayin’.
Perhaps WBJ will make His second coming as LeClown? OMG – it happend already and we’ve all been left behind!?!
No, no. I’m not that sacrilegious! I mean, Le Clown as the new Lord? Even I wouldn’t dare… I’m WAY TOO LAZY!
That is quite the relief. It allows me to leave my current delusions intact. I am grateful for your laziness.
Halleluja! Glory be!
Is that a Cat Stevens song?
Respect the Lord, please.
I like the implication that baby jesus is available in many colors.
Is there a model available in plaid?
White Baby Jesus looks best in shades of shroud of Turin.
I’m with Meizac…the faint of heart are probably not your followers. V. Funny.
It’s good to see you again! I’ve hid all day to see if God would strike me down with his thumb, and I’m still here, answering comments. God does have a sense of humour. I’m impressed, Inexistent Omnipotent Bearded Man!
I knew they weren’t telling us the whole truth during Catechism. I knew it. Bastards.
We are from the same generation. These weren’t men of God teaching us the Gospel… There where dirty hippies. Probably stoned, too.
Anything that pokes fun at Jesus gets a ‘like’ from me.
Speaking of poking, do you think White Baby Jesus would poke me back if I poke him on Facebook?
Poking baby Jesus? Why not. It works for Catholic priests!
Jesus Who? (No, really, Sister Thomas Aquinas, I was just kidding! Really!) But serious, LC, what are we followers (no, NOT carnies, NEVER carnies…a real circus would not allow itself to be lowered to level of a carnical, now would it?) gonna do on Dec 22, when everyone else has left? Will YOU be there for us?
Geez, it pisses me off that I get so excited to reply on your posts I forget about editing, proofreading, reality…
Do you know what December 22 really is? It’s three days before Christmas and more debts…
Ah, another voice of sanity. (I can’t believe I just said that…LC, a voice of sanity…whoa!!!)
I see you went back and forth, deciding whether or not to publish this. Did you check the calendar to see that it WASN’T Palm Sunday today? Move over St. Philip Neri, Le Clown is now Le Patron Saint of Joy.
Chatting with White Baby Jesus on Psalm Sunday is like fibre-optic super high speed internet connection… The message gets through with no buffer…
Get on wordpress first time in a week and this is the first blog I see. How fitting. Nicely done.
My new best friend! I should wish you a great week as I’ll be off the interweb for a few days… We decided to move you see? In hindsight, I think I just didn’t think it through… How many days will I be away from WordPress? And no meds…
As your new best friend I should offer to help you move. However, I am weak and terribly crabby when moving boxes. I shall have a pot of coffee waiting for you upon your completed move.
What about Adult Jesus? Or Baby Jesus of other races? Are you trying to tell me they don’t exist?
You make a convincing argument. Jesus died at the age of 33. In this era, it’s tragically young. But if we keep it in perspective, when Jesus dies, you are right, there was nothing “baby” about Jesus… He should have been a grandpa five times around.
I think I might just start believing in religion now
Ahem, are you planning on asking for donations? Have you filed the proper paperwork for non profit/charitable status?
I like your pencil-thin mustache.
I comment, therefore Le Clown is. Praise ye!
I was pretty much born with a clown nose thanks to my personal holy father, an Italian man.
What about Korean baby Jesus? Does he care about us. I really hope that the answer is yes.
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