I have an enormous crush on this one guy. I was sure he had no idea. But he does, and it feels good :D
The other day, I logged onto WordPress and found this:
How did he know? I thought I was being so clever trying to make him jealous with ice cream. But he saw right through me. Nothing I do gets past him.
Reblog Friday #2 - Miss Four Eyes declares Le Clown as her soulmate. She said it out loud. How many more of you are thinking it?
another vag has fallen under your hypnosis. thank god, you didn’t get me when i was on your side of the yard. lawd knows, i wouldn’t be able to think for myself anymore. it would be all ‘clowny this, clowny that. vag, vag, vag… how can i be a better carnie.’ alright, maybe you have gotten to the part of my vag that hasn’t fully crossed over on the kinsey scale, that could be why your mentioned in my post today. but, you’ll have to read it your goddermned self to find out! i’m not telling you anymore! – mother
Posted by sweetmother | June 22, 2012, 14:06It’s fascinating, isn’t it, SM, this power he has over the vag? He’s obviously got some sort of Clowny Pixie Dust that he’s sending throughout the Interweb. It’s worthy of scientific study.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 22, 2012, 14:56it’s like vagina-anthrax, truly. i don’t know how he does it. thankfully my envelope has not arrived. (though secretly, sometimes my heart skips a beat when i check the mail.) the only one more powerful than him is ellen degeneres, i mean have you seen portia? bwwwaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa!
Posted by sweetmother | June 22, 2012, 15:01LOL vagina anthrax! Ellen has some potent vag anthrax, for sure. I have not yet tested my formulation of penis anthrax, I think I’ll disseminate it (you’ll pardon the pun) and watch all the men start dedicating blog posts to me. If it works, I’m patenting that shit.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 22, 2012, 15:18Sweet Weebles and Madame Mother,
Stop this will you? All this “vag” talk will get you arrested. I read the news… I know how you Americans work. Please, no more talk of “vag”…
Le Clown
PS: Vagina-Anthrax is the funniest shit I have read all week…
Posted by clownonfire | June 22, 2012, 21:12So wait, if I mention you I get reblogged? Hmmm. I”m not really sure you are worth it and I have jet lag. Stupid east coast with their stupid different time zone and heat and humidity. TWTG is cranky and I’m sure I have airplane flu.
Posted by thewhitetrashgourmet | June 22, 2012, 14:16Kim,
Don’t be cranky! Le Clown thinks you’re super mega awesome! That would make anyone smile…
Eric
Posted by clownonfire | June 22, 2012, 14:20Eric – I just wrote a little note to Miss Four Eyes regarding the wonder that is Le Clown. Guess I’m awaiting moderation though.
Kim
Posted by thewhitetrashgourmet | June 22, 2012, 14:24Kim,
Part II – You just don’t mention Le Clown, you honour Le Clown. Then I reblog you. I am my biggest fan.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 22, 2012, 14:22I need to honour you for living through the heat wave. good lord!
Posted by thewhitetrashgourmet | June 22, 2012, 14:23Don’t have to think it, man–I live it!
Posted by Smaktakula | June 22, 2012, 15:26Smak,
Do you have a vag?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 22, 2012, 21:13Hmmm….I attempted flirting with you one time and you pledge allegiance to your wife. I can’t help but to take this personally. Maybe I need 2 more eyes to get your attention? Does the pair in the back of my head count? My kids would say they do.
Posted by writerwendyreid | June 22, 2012, 21:31Wendy,
Miss Four Eyes is not flirting with Le Clown. She’s simply stating that I am her soulmate, as in the perfect human being overall. In all galaxies and parallel universes.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 22, 2012, 21:44Oh you reblogged it! Haha! Thank you so much, Le Magnificent Clown, I’m tearing up here
And you can tell Wendy that I’m not flirting with you at all. Merely professing my undying love for you on the world wide web, because of course you are …………um, perfect?
xx
Posted by MissFourEyes | June 23, 2012, 01:09Miss Four Eyes,
Of course I did! It was clever, and it was about Le Clown!
Wendy knows our special friendship, MFE. I mean, know one understands as much as you do how perfect Le Clown is on the blogosphere.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 23, 2012, 06:56Le Clown = My soulmate? Hmm…where are the goddamn brain fixers???
Posted by happinessisnotadisease | June 23, 2012, 09:16