A few days ago, Meizac dedicated an ecard from someecards to the Ringmistress and myself. It was funny ha ha. Obviously, Meizac is a carnie who’s in tuned with our circus:
No… You fuck off!
Le Clown’s friend Jen from Sips of Jen and Tonic is another someecards die-hard fan:
My favourite “F” word is “Le Clown”.
Someecards‘ parodies of the Hallmark genre is so last decade. I have my Carnies’ best interests at heart, and would be devastated if they would be stuck in time. Let’s push the boundaries together, shall we? Le Clown mobilized a marketing team – me, myself and Le Clown – to develop the Magnificent™ Ecards©. These ecards will be yours to use as you like. Personally, I would add them to your blog, share them with your loved ones, make love – and/or fuck – while reading them, print some for the office, get others tattooed.
I will brilliantly design one Magnificent™ Ecards© per week. To celebrate the launch of what will define the 2K10s, Le Clown is offering, exceptionally and this week only, two exclusive ecards. Please, don’t cry. Le Clown can only be magnanimous. It’s his nature.
Not. A. Carnie.
Fuck off.
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 07:47Carnie Meizac,
Please… Your language…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 09:04You’re killing me, Le Clown. Slowly killing me.
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 09:13Seconded. And thirded. And however many more it takes to stop this…am getting burned up at le clown on fire (no caps for YOU, Mister!)
Posted by paralaxvu | June 18, 2012, 13:18Pralaxvu,
I thank you my Carnie for your valuable input.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:31In Meizac’s inimitable fashion: Pffft.
Posted by paralaxvu | June 18, 2012, 20:03
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 21:48Paralaxvu,
I now baptise her “Le Pfft Carnie”. Thanks for the idea, Paralaxvu.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 21:50Cripes! Could you think of more ways to insult me?
First, you’re going to baptise me?
Then, you can’t even get “pffft” right?
And, still with the “Carnie” bit?
Seriously, clown boy, why don’t you throw in a non-vegan insult while you’re at it….
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 21:53There was once a Meizac,
From the flat lands of Canada.
She met a French speaking clown,
And PFFT! La Carnie blossomed.
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 21:58Bahahaha!
Oh, yeah, you’re an ass.
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 22:03Haha..love that 1st card…
I fucked off to the edge and beyond and now I’m plum fucked out
Posted by free penny press | June 18, 2012, 07:49Lynne,
I have to admit that the first one made me lawl… A great deal actually.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 09:05But if we were all Le Clown, who would there be to impress?
Posted by El Guapo | June 18, 2012, 08:28El Guapo,
Think of them as offers. They can be used as subtle messages to your loved ones…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 09:02So ridiculous, but pretty damn awesome!
Posted by Adrienne schmadrienne | June 18, 2012, 08:59Adrienne,
Ridiculous how generous I am, isn’t it?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 09:04I feel blessed !
Posted by Rosie | June 18, 2012, 09:42Rosie,
I say let’s just get it over it and rename each day of the week Le Clown.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:32Oh, Le Clown. These are indeed magnificent. Your graciousness knows no bounds. I can’t speak for everyone else but I myself am not worthy.
But we’re Hecklers, dammit. Fuck that Carnie shit.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 18, 2012, 10:16I knew I liked you.
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 10:38Madame Weebles,
I guess now everyone knows Le Clown is a die-hard Fear No Weebles fan… You are one of my fave Carnies. Really.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:33That’s it, Le Clown. Meizac and I are coming after you. Make sure your doors are locked tonight.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 18, 2012, 18:11And I’m going to be in his province in less than a month….
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 21:50Madame Weebles and Le Pfft Carnie,
When you pass through LEP, let me know. Until then, I’ll sleep tight.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 21:52I’ll bring my two. I’ve no doubt that Z and M can *at least* match LEP. No doubt.
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 21:54I’m thinking Z’s ninja skills might be a good match for LEP, Le Clown. As for me, I have no high-octane children to bring with me but remember, I’m a Reiki Master….I can manipulate energy too, you know.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 18, 2012, 23:58You see what’s happening here, clown man? Soon, your blog will be mine. Mine, I say. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by meizac | June 18, 2012, 21:49I really am a someecards addict. I’m kind of disappointed there wasn’t a third card featuring that sexy picture of you and your camel ball.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | June 18, 2012, 11:24Jen,
This is only the first instalment. Please don’t steal the punch, Baby White Jesus with Blue Eyes on a stick.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:36Ahh… I will never have to go to a store to buy bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah cards ever again…
Posted by asoulwalker | June 18, 2012, 12:11ASoulWalker,
I might even have an ecard dedicated to you… in 2015.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:37I will take off my Nikes and put down my coolaid, then. I patiently await the year of said e-card.
Posted by asoulwalker | June 18, 2012, 18:42Le Clown –
I. Am. Le. Clown.
Le Clown (TWTG)
Posted by thewhitetrashgourmet | June 18, 2012, 12:30TWTG,
Tell me it felt good! It did, didn’t it? You had the best day of your life today because of it, didn’t you?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:38It was only a matter of time…only a matter of time…
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | June 18, 2012, 12:34Auntie Sandee,
Or one could say: it was about time. Let me know how it feels to sleep beside a printed ecard, Sandee.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:39If I live through it my dear nephew — lol!
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | June 18, 2012, 19:47I am overwhelmed with this display of Le Modesty.
Posted by lameadventures | June 18, 2012, 12:53V,
I expect you to paint your living room based on one of them. By next week.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:40Thank you for your generosity! Happy belated father’s day.
Posted by Mary Claire Studios | June 18, 2012, 13:02Mary Claire,
I hope they serve as inspiration for your next painting.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:40BAHAHAHA!!! I love them…
Posted by bipolarmuse | June 18, 2012, 14:55BPMuse…Then marry one.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:41I could do that… it certainly would never talk back.
Posted by bipolarmuse | June 18, 2012, 16:48BPMuse,
I wouldn’t count on it.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:49Magnificent indeed.
Posted by magicallymad | June 18, 2012, 16:23MagicallyMad,
I was going to make a smart ass comment, but I can’t help but to be in awe of your moniker.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 16:41Dear Le Clown,
*giggling magically & madly*
Best,
MM
Posted by magicallymad | June 18, 2012, 17:29Dear Le Clown,
*giggling magically & madly*
Wait – Clown on Fire is pretty spectacular.
Best,
MM
Posted by magicallymad | June 18, 2012, 17:30Magically Mad,
I owe it all to John Lurie and The Lounge Lizards.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 17:34I’d love myself more, too, if I were the Clown. I draw the line at ‘le.’
Posted by Smaktakula | June 18, 2012, 18:15Smak,
Fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off from there too…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 18:41Hrmph. Well, if you’re as successful with your e-cards as you are at hurting my feelings, I’ve no doubt you’ll have great success.
Posted by Smaktakula | June 18, 2012, 21:44Smaktakula,
Thank you. Coming from you, it means a great deal!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 21:48Can I hire you to do some graphic design for me?
Posted by robincoyle | June 18, 2012, 19:38Robin,
I’m not a graphic designer by trade. I just sleep with Photoshop. What do you need? I’d be happy to help you… As a fellow blogger.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 20:51Snarky cards to hand out.
Posted by robincoyle | June 18, 2012, 21:15Robin,
I’m sorry. This idea has already been claimed by Le Clown.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 21:18You have a corner on the market, but thanks for the offer.
Posted by robincoyle | June 18, 2012, 21:20Robin,
We should take this on gmail. I could help, it’s just a matter of time… We’re moving this coming weekend, but if you’re in no hurry, I could lend you a hand.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 18, 2012, 21:22“I ain’t no fucking carnie,” she heckled.
Posted by Angel Fractured | June 18, 2012, 22:37Angel,
Oh… You’re clever, my carnie!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 19, 2012, 18:58They’re wonderful! Exactly what I’ve always wanted to say to a loved one
Posted by MissFourEyes | June 19, 2012, 00:40Miss Four Eyes,
I knew YOU would appreciate them!! That makes Le Clown so happy!!!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 19, 2012, 19:00Love the LeClown Ecards
Posted by jennysserendipity | June 19, 2012, 00:50Jenny,
Le Clown loves them too!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 19, 2012, 19:06
Posted by jennysserendipity | June 19, 2012, 23:50Too fucking funny. I’m going to put one on my blog. You’ll get my advertising invoice shortly.
Posted by writerwendyreid | June 19, 2012, 09:29Wendy,
On my way to your blog!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 19, 2012, 19:06All I’ll say is I’m glad the Internet doesn’t have scratch ‘n’ sniff technology yet!
Posted by Fred | June 19, 2012, 11:12Fred,
À la John Waters’ Polyester? Oh, I would LOVE that!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 19, 2012, 19:07Don’t forget the thin mustache.
Posted by Fred | June 19, 2012, 19:55The second postcard was pretty amazing.
Posted by Joe Pineda | June 19, 2012, 14:27Joe,
One could even say “magnificent”.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 19, 2012, 17:35Le Clown, you truly are one of the most humble characters I’ve ever encountered. You really outdid yourself this time.
Posted by Sophy | June 19, 2012, 16:43Sophy,
I am waiting on Webster to change the definition of “magnanimous”. It should read: Magnanimous: Le Clown.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 19, 2012, 19:09Tu es magnifique. I want one!!!
Posted by Maggie O'C | June 19, 2012, 18:33Maggie,
Magnifique… C’est tellement beau en français!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 19, 2012, 19:20Or chouette?
Tu es tres chouette?
Posted by Maggie O'C | June 19, 2012, 19:30Omgeee I love this. You made your own cards. That is like making your own planet or electricity or internet connection. I want to buy some and send them to everyone. mhahahahha
Posted by imakeeper | June 19, 2012, 21:33I feel confused by them … when read together, they tell me I should be Le Clown, and then shoot me down in a reminder that I am not. I think the only solution to this conundrum is to be Queen Gen, which is pretty freaking fantastic.
Posted by Queen Gen | June 20, 2012, 02:35I substituted Le Clown’s Magnificent green eCard for my AmEx card. AmEx told me to fuck off. Maybe I should have used the yellow eCard.
Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | June 20, 2012, 14:13