I’m excited. The culprit? Madame Weebles:
Reason #1: She’s magnificent.
Reason #2: After much googling, I found a picture of her. I’m sharing.
Reason #3: She thinks Geddy Lee is hot. Geddy Lee is Canadian. Le Clown is Canadian. Therefore Le Clown is hot.
Reason #4: Madame Weebles published a guest post on Black Box Warnings. It’s titled Medicate THIS. It’s awesome. BBW just got better. Please read, comment, share, print it.
Reason #5: She’s magnificent.
Reason #6: Madame Weebles’ article (redundant?). Read it: Medicate THIS.
Fear Madame Weebles.
I think Madame Webbles is sexy hot!!
Posted by carlarenee45 | June 15, 2012, 08:07CR45,
And she’s damn smart!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 08:10send her down to the states for some relaxation
Posted by carlarenee45 | June 15, 2012, 08:32CR45,
I think she just got the message…
Now go read her article: Medicate THIS.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 08:39That’s one of the more flattering photos of me, CR45! Meanwhile, I’m already in the States (Le Clown paid the import tax and everything), but thanks for the invite!
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 10:16Madame Weebles is the bomb! — Do they still say that? Well, then, she’s the bees knees! How did I miss her guest writing on Black Box Warnings? I have to go back and read it. Have a great day nephew!
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | June 15, 2012, 08:09Auntie Sandee,
That’s because it was published this morning!
http://blackboxwarnings.wordpress.com/2012/06/15/medicate-this/
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 08:11Hi Sandee!! I actually do use the expression “bee’s knees” on a fairly regular basis. And I also use “cat’s meow”–which you are, by the way.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 10:18Oh thank you thank you! What a coincidence that you use ‘bee’s knees’…
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | June 15, 2012, 12:00Wowzer, she’s almost as sexy as you! :O
Posted by happinessisnotadisease | June 15, 2012, 08:33HINAD,
She inspired many women in her lifetime.
Now go read her article: Medicate THIS.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 08:38Lots of photoshopping there, Happy.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 10:18Reason #3 right there? Yeah, I’ll be talking to my students next week about the flaws in that kind of argument. Just sayin’.
Posted by meizac | June 15, 2012, 08:41Meizac,
Socrates and all cats of this world will be crying that day.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 08:45Oh, meizac, you know Le Clown Logic doesn’t necessarily adhere to the logic of the rest of the world.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 10:19I’ve been wondering what she looked like…
Smart, funny, AND she looks good in a black catsuit!
Posted by Robin Jean Marie | June 15, 2012, 09:03Robin,
It was hard detective work. Madame Weebles went to great lengths to hide pics of her. For starters, all photos I have found were tagged “Emma Peel”. Deceiving, right?
Now go read her article: Medicate THIS.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 09:12Tricky, tricky!
But I am already one step ahead of Le Clown (and I know that’s not easy), and I have read the very excellent article. Indeed, it is making me think—and I don’t like to think before I’ve had my coffee.
Posted by Robin Jean Marie | June 15, 2012, 09:49I don’t like thinking before coffee either, Robin. That’s the one drug I MUST have.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 10:21But you have given me lots to think about….eventually.
Posted by Robin Jean Marie | June 15, 2012, 10:38Dammit, I told you not to show anyone that photo. Although I always did look better in black & white. Now are you sending Geddy Lee down here as payment for my services? You promised.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 10:15Madame Weebles,
Here’s your payment:
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 18:08i love me some weebs!!!!!!
Posted by sweetmother | June 15, 2012, 12:48Love you right back, Momma!!
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 16:28Sweet Mother,
You and Madame Weebles in one post? It’s too much magnificence for Le Clown… Nah!!!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 18:09I read the excellent post. That live hot chick, Madame Weebles, sure knows how to strut her stuff.
Posted by lameadventures | June 15, 2012, 13:01Garsh. I do what I can while I’m still allive. But it gives me hope that when I die, I’ll be entered in my own Hot Dead Chick contest.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 16:29Have already read the post so don’t go yelling at me to GO READ IT NOW! But I did have to go see who Geddy Lee was. OK, so I don’t know the names of most members of most of my all-time favorite bands. So typical of a ping-pong mind. Rush, Styx, Queen, Love, Spirit, Foghat…am I showing my age yet? Oh, yeah…Lawrence Welk. AND…wait for it…Barry Manilow! Quick, back away from the keyboard before you get vomit all over it!
Posted by paralaxvu | June 15, 2012, 17:16Geddy Less. Hmmm. Ping. Pong.
Posted by paralaxvu | June 15, 2012, 17:17Paralaxvu,
The more I read you, the more I like you. You’re my type of blogger.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 15, 2012, 18:09Oh yeah? How? Ping-pongy? Wordy? French? Loving LW and BM? OMG, his initials are BM! There are a lot of people (mostly male types) who are gonna love that!
Posted by paralaxvu | June 16, 2012, 14:55Clown, you should be a talent scout for “cool people.” Thanks for the intro to yet another great blog.
Posted by transparentguy | June 15, 2012, 20:55Transman,
I’m paying this forward. I discovered Madame Weebles through Sweet Mother. I have been addicted since then.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 16, 2012, 07:41We just need to start that co-op and be done with it.
Posted by transparentguy | June 16, 2012, 17:20I have nothing against Geddy Lee. He, Neil Peart and the other dude certainly deserve their place among the 100 Rock & Roll Groups of all time, and their omission from the R&R HOF is a shame. While Madam W is indeed magnificent, as you so ably demonstrate through 5 of your six proofs. But I think #3 falls short. Sure, Madam W., for whatever reasons, thinks GL is hot. But since, as I previously mentioned, Rush hasn’t yet made the Hall of Fame, and since you brought nationality into it, I think you’re better off with an A-Lister, and no one–NO ONE–thinks Neil Young is hot.
Forget rock & roll. You’ve got to play to your strengths! Surely there’s a hockey player or comedian that Madame Weebles finds attractive!
Posted by Smaktakula | June 15, 2012, 21:16I know, Smak, I have some unconventional tastes. Most people look at me funny if I mention my thing for GL. However, I’ve been a hockey fan since I was a kid so I’ve had my share of Canadian hockey player crushes. Comedians are a little tougher, though–they’re usually a little odd looking, and not in a good way.
But you’re right about Neil Young. Blechh.
So can we settle on Martin Brodeur then? He’s a hockey player from Montreal. Or how about Georges St. Pierre, who’s also from Montreal and could pummel a personl senseless if he wanted.
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 15, 2012, 21:43Madame Weebles,
I know you and I are tight, but there are certain things we do not do on this blog… The only names of hockey players that shall be named here are Habs players. I’ll even accept non-Canadian players to be named IF they are current or ex-Habs player. How about the illustrious Larry Robinson with his manly moustache? Or Guy Lafleur and Samsonesque hair?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 16, 2012, 07:49Fair enough. I have an autographed picture of Guy Lafleur that I got when the Habs were town to play the Rangers. How’s that?
Posted by Madame Weebles | June 16, 2012, 11:44Where is the infamous Weebles picture? Do share!
Posted by Julie Hansen Intuitive | June 15, 2012, 21:48Julie,
I DID post a picture of Madame Weebles. I had to fight John Steed doing so…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 16, 2012, 07:51Duel at sunrise I assume.
Posted by Julie Hansen Intuitive | June 17, 2012, 10:17I had a sneaky suspicion MW looked exactly like this, but where is her beloved, evil-eyed gray kitty? And where are the weebles — tucked inside one of the zippers in that onesie pleather ensemble? She is a mystery and that IS her magnificence.
. Not sure why I’ve not found you before, Le Clown, but I am following you now. Be warned. 
.
Posted by Brigitte | June 16, 2012, 11:13Reason #3 makes me think you missed your calling as a lawyer. That’s some serious stretching of the facts right there.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | June 17, 2012, 17:09Jen,
Why so little love for Geddy Lee? Would Chad Kroeger be more convincing?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | June 17, 2012, 17:41I should unfollow you for even suggesting any one of the members from Nickelback.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | June 17, 2012, 17:44